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Shlomi Fish’s Humorous Creations

You can read the humorous works that I have placed here. I very much enjoy humorous things and like to laugh or be amused a lot. Since I was 19 years old, I’ve also been creating my own funny pieces, and decided to put them on this web-site for everybody to see. I hope you enjoy reading them as much as I enjoyed writing them, and still enjoy thinking about them. For some users, there is no better entertainment than playing online casino sites.

Large-scale Creations

The Enemy and How I Helped to Fight it

A political satire about the situation that prevailed in the Israeli-Lebanese border. Lots of exits about mathematical logic, and a general critique of the irrationality guiding political bodies.

A member of the terrorist organisation “The Organisation” gets up in the morning, goes to his post, and quits. But before he leaves, he makes a suggestion that makes his former comrades fight each other to death. Join the now ex‐Member of the Organisation as he embarks on an ego trip, where he tries to prove that A can in fact be not‐A, whether or not Aristotle would agree.

The One with the Fountainhead

A two-part episode of Friends that parodies the book The Fountainhead by Ayn Rand. Note that I received input from one person who is not familiar with the show, yet enjoyed this work very much.

The Human Hacking Field Guide

A story about teenagers in Los Angeles, California, around 2005, who are dealing extensively with open-source development. An unlikely female software hacker (not a computer intruder) wannabe is getting tutored by an even more unlikely, but much more experienced, female software hacker.

Star Trek: We the Living Dead

My own invented episode of the new crop of Star Trek series. In this episode we discover the true essence of the Q Continuum, and some “Living Dead”: conscious beings (including humans) who reportedly died, but actually were saved and still live a prosperous life elsewhere.

Selina Mandrake - The Slayer

An Anglo-American geeky girl in her high school senior year in 2011 California, ends up finding out that she is none other than The Slayer, a legendary heroine who is destined to slay many notable vampires and demons, culminating in none other than The Master, the vampire with the oldest soul. See how she manages to do so, despite being completely non-violent, and even supportive of the demons she encounters.

This screenplay, a parody and reflection on Buffy the Vampire Slayer (both the movie and the show) and inspired by many other sources, is work-in-progress.

The Pope Died on Sunday

A description of an insane week in the life of a female American graphic artist. A typical Hollywoodian story with not so Hollywoodian elements. Work in progress, and available only in Hebrew for the time being.

Humanity

A parody about humanity and modern life in particular. Humanity describes a day in the life of a Semitic city circa 500 B.C. Work in progress.

The Blue Rabbit Log

Screenplays for a series of crazy comedy films parodying Fantasy Role-Playing Games. Join the band of the player characters called “The Blue Rabbit Adventuring Company”, as they journey in the imaginary role-playing world, and their struggles and encounters with monsters, the non-player characters, their players, and... the Game Master! (Muahahahahaha).

Work in progress.

Aphorisms & Quotes

Collection of My Quotes and Aphorisms

A collection of funny or insightful bits and pieces I wrote and collected throughout the years.

Fortune Cookies Collection

A collection of files for the UNIX fortune program (that can also be read with a naked eye) that consist of several collections of funny or enlightening quotes.

Small-scale Creations

Small scale creations - often just a pageful or two. Extrapolate “There’s More Than One Way to Do It” to other programming languages, fight for accessible spam E-mail, and lots of other stuff.

By Others

Humorous creations by other people that are kept here for posterity. (Probably because they disappeared from the Internet).

Media Recommendations

Media Recommendations of films, fiction books, etc.


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