Dec 21 20:53:38 <luminousnine>	Right
Dec 21 20:54:10 <luminousnine>	I've had enough chocolate for a christmas diabetes
Dec 21 20:54:33 <Delver>	Did you get to see any aurora?
Dec 21 20:54:57 <luminousnine>	Nope
Dec 21 20:55:10 <luminousnine>	It's always cloudy
Dec 21 20:55:23 <luminousnine>	With a chance of kebab balls
Dec 21 20:56:42 <luminousnine>	During Christmas Eve, an old man with a white beard shoots kebab rolls into the sky and watches them drop
Dec 21 20:58:21 <luminousnine>	Next thing you know, he takes a sled with few reindeers and shoots himself into the sky, then he unsuspectedly drops into a random chimney
Dec 21 20:58:45 <rindolf>	btw, how do you test that a hydrogen bomb was constructed correctly? maybe it's a lie.
Dec 21 20:58:46 <reddit-bot>	https://i.redd.it/0onq3i0kllv41.gif
Dec 21 20:59:16 <luminousnine>	Well obviously by testing it on rats first
Dec 21 20:59:27 <rindolf>	luminousnine: heh
Dec 21 20:59:53 <rindolf>	luminousnine: a rat the size of a planet
Dec 21 21:00:24 <luminousnine>	Thinking about the planet sized cheese it eats... mmmm
Dec 21 21:00:41 <rindolf>	luminousnine: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samantha_Smith - doesn't matter
Dec 21 21:01:13 <rindolf>	luminousnine: we can solve world hunger!
Dec 21 21:01:39 <luminousnine>	Well there are issues that come with frosted space-cheese
Dec 21 21:01:44 <rindolf>	maybe we should kill and eat the rat
Dec 21 21:02:13 <rindolf>	luminousnine: did you hear of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samantha_Smith
Dec 21 21:03:22 <luminousnine>	No i didn't
Dec 21 21:06:36 <rindolf>	luminousnine: she was one of the youngest hacker/action heroes in history: https://www.shlomifish.org/philosophy/philosophy/putting-cards-on-the-table-2019-2020/putting-cards-on-the-table-2019-2020/hacker-monarchs.xhtml
Dec 21 21:07:05 <rindolf>	hacker monarchs
Dec 21 21:08:29 <rindolf>	some of her contemporary peers thought she was crazy. she was \o/
Dec 21 21:08:30 <reddit-bot>	HUAH!
Dec 21 21:09:14 <Delver>	The moon is made of green cheese but the outer space treaty of the 1960s forbids us from eating it
Dec 21 21:09:32 <Delver>	Also, it would mess up women's menstrual cycles
Dec 21 21:09:59 <tallclaus>	THat might be terrible!
Dec 21 21:10:01 <luminousnine>	Also, i gotta get back in the game so laters o/
Dec 21 21:10:18 <rindolf>	https://www.shlomifish.org/humour/fortunes/show.cgi?id=becoming-crazy
Dec 21 21:10:19 <reddit-bot>	Title: Becoming Crazy - Fortune
Dec 21 21:10:48 <luminousnine>	I lost my mind a long time ago
Dec 21 21:10:50 <justBorn>	https://www.reddit.com/r/youtubehaiku/comments/khcido/meme_hola/
Dec 21 21:10:50 <reddit-bot>	[Meme] Hola : youtubehaiku - 46 comments, 1,921 points - tamasvamos0529 11h ago
Dec 21 21:11:10 <luminousnine>	Now i'm just living without it
Dec 21 21:11:30 <luminousnine>	Anyway so long and thanks for all the fish, rindolf
Dec 21 21:11:32 <odp>	test
Dec 21 21:11:32 <Delver>	Living in the edge
Dec 21 21:12:21 <rindolf>	luminousnine: game? is it a fair match? who says it's fair: https://www.shlomifish.org/humour/Buffy/A-Few-Good-Slayers/ongoing-text.html#the_battle__fair_match
Dec 21 21:13:09 <luminousnine>	Negative, we're all losers in this game
Dec 21 21:13:21 <rindolf>	luminousnine: i have many more fish in my figurative pockets
Dec 21 21:13:46 <luminousnine>	I've got salmon
Dec 21 21:14:06 <rindolf>	luminousnine: https://www.shlomifish.org/humour/fortunes/show.cgi?id=sharp-english-play-to-lose - i like losing
Dec 21 21:14:07 <reddit-bot>	Title: Play to Lose - Fortune
Dec 21 21:16:39 <cadderly>	classic headline, "Russian scientist who worked on coronavirus vaccine stabbed, falls out window"
Dec 21 21:17:46 <cadderly>	how's THAT for motivation