“Terminator: Liberation” - An Illustrated Screenplay for a Terminator parody starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Emma Watson - Who Should be the Cast? [satire]
“Hasta la vista, baby tank girl!”
Abstract
It might seem preposterous to believe Emma Watson is the new Arnold Schwarzenegger just because they were both Hollywood's best paid actors and you would be right. Emma Watson is not the new Arnold Schwarzenegger.
But Arnold Schwarzenegger will forever be remembered as the old EMMA FUCKIN' WATSON!
A self-referential and illustrated parody of the Terminator franchise, with Emma Watson as herself and her cosplayer, Hannah, as the evil terminator, and with Arnold Schwarzenegger as himself and a cosplayer of his, Aharon, as the good terminator. Takes place in Tel Aviv during Passover and Olamot Con.
About
On this page, I would like to note who I think should be the cast for some of the characters of "Terminator: Liberation".
Direction: Joss Whedon
Emma Watson: Emma Watson
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Arnold Schwarzenegger
A logical choice.
Hannah the Evil Terminator: Hannah
Hannah is a geeky Israeli-born-and-raised Facebook friend of mine who shares a similar height and complexion as Emma Watson.
General Guidelines
Assuming a live action version of the film will be produced, I think the animated ponies should be done with Who Framed Roger Rabbit-style look.
The "Hannah using a tank" scene echoed my belief that real-life tanks are stupid, as demonstrated by the Russia-Ukraine hoax war.
Note that it seems that this time, the Ukrainians decided to try to capture the tanks intact, for the extra challenge.