Shlomi Fish’s Aphorisms and Quotes

Collection of Humorous Quotes

A collection of humorous or insightful quotes of my own (or of people I know). Regularly updated.

Fortune Cookies

Quotes I like or came up with, in an XML-based format that generates plaintext and HTML. Regularly updated with funny or insightful IRC conversations, original quotes and factoids and favourite quotes.

Collections of “Facts”

Starting from the meme of the Chuck Norris facts and continuing to other people or things, such as Larry Wall, Xena the Warrior Princess, Emma Watson, and even XSLT and the NSA.