“I’m the Real Tim Toady”


This is a geek song sang to the music of “Oops… the Real Slim Shady did it again” which mash ups the Eminem song “I’m the Real Slim Shady” and Britney Spears’ song “Oops… I did it again”. The idea for this song surfaced in a thread on the San Francisco Perl Mongers mailing list, which was funny in its own right.

Currently, this song is incomplete and requires some familiarity with geek and especially Perl culture.


May I have your attention, please?
May I have your attention, please?
Will the real Tim Toady please match up?
I repeat: will the real Tim Toady please match up?
We’re gonna have two problems here.

Have you ever seen a right bracket before?
Sigils all over the code

And Randal Schwartz said…
nothing, you idiot! Randal Schwartz is mad at you for not paying attention.

It’s the return of the one way, two ways, three ways…
Well, more than one way, anyway.

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