XSLT Facts

XSLT is short for Extensible Stylesheet Language (XSL) Transformations and is an XML-based language for transforming XML documents into other XML documents.

These facts illustrate how evil XSLT is.

XSLT Facts

• XSLT is the work of Satan.
• XSLT is the worst thing since non-sliced bread.
• Mothers used to tell their children stories about XSLT to scare them.
• XSLT is the number one cause of programmers' suicides since Visual Basic 1.0.
• The X in XSLT stands for eXtermination.
• XSLT makes the baby jesus cry.
• The only things worse than XSLT are Excel and Sugar-Less Tea (XSLT).
• XSLT is what Chuck Norris has nightmares of.
• Confucius says: "XSLT made me realise humanity was hopeless.".
• Even APL won't make friends with XSLT. (Zuu)
• God considered using XSLT as the tenth plague of Egypt, but then thought it was too evil.
• In Soviet Russia, XSLT codes you. Badly!
• Satan condemned Hitler for a million years of writing XSLT.
• The KGB used to torture their victims by having them look at scrolling XSLT code.
• "My name is Inigo Montoya. You forced my father to write XSLT. Prepare to die! And be thankful I don't force you to write XSLT."
• Stray XSLT code causes more deaths than road accidents.
• http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evil redirects to XSLT.