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Fortune Cookie Files

These are some fortune cookie files I created that can be used with the UNIX fortune program. Most of the quotes here are funny, and the rest are such that I found especially enlightening and could not find in the other fortune collections.

These fortunes in a tar.gz file

shlomif - a collection of my own quotes.

shlomif-fav - Favourite quotes I collected from various sources.

friends - quotes from the scripts of the T.V. show Friends. They cover the first three seasons.

joel-on-software - quotes from the Joel on Software site.

nyh-sigs - a collection of quotes found in the signatures of Nadav Har'El, as collected using an automated script.

osp_rules - "The Rules of Open-Source Programming". Also check a discussion of it on Advogato.

paul-graham - Quotes from the essays and writings of Paul Graham.

subversion - Excerpts from the online Subversion folklore.

tinic - the ultimate collection of reasons why there is no IGLU cabal. Taken from the Israeli Linux on-line folklore. (work in progress)

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