Chuck Norris wrote a complete Perl 6 implementation in a day, but then
destroyed all evidence with his bare hands, so no-one will know his secrets.

    -- Shlomi Fish
    -- Chuck 
                      Norris Facts by Shlomi Fish ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Chuck-Norris/ )
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Chuck Norris refactors 10 million lines of Perl code before lunch.

    -- Shlomi Fish
    -- Chuck 
                      Norris Facts by Shlomi Fish ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Chuck-Norris/ )
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Chuck Norris is his own boss. If you hire him, he'll tell your boss what to
do.

    -- Shlomi Fish
    -- Chuck 
                      Norris Facts by Shlomi Fish ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Chuck-Norris/ )
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Chuck Norris read the entire English Wikipedia in 24 hours. Twice.

( Actually, he wrote it in 24 hours. Twice. (The first time longhand in blood.
The second time he typed it in from memory (by *Drew Roberts*). )

    -- Shlomi Fish
    -- Chuck 
                      Norris Facts by Shlomi Fish ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Chuck-Norris/ )
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Chuck Norris does not code; when he sits at a computer, it just does whatever
he wants. (By: *Kattana*.)

    -- Kattana
    -- Chuck 
                      Norris Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Chuck-Norris/ )
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Chuck Norris commits with a roundhouse kick into the SVN server's head.

    -- Daxim
    -- Chuck 
                      Norris Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Chuck-Norris/ )
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Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes. (Su-Shee)

He corrects God. (Shlomi Fish)

    -- Su-Shee and Shlomi Fish
    -- Chuck 
                      Norris Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Chuck-Norris/ )
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Chuck Norris is the ghost author of the entire Debian GNU/Linux distribution.
And he wrote it in 24 hours, while taking snack breaks.

    -- Shlomi Fish
    -- Chuck 
                      Norris Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Chuck-Norris/ )
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Chuck Norris doesn't commit changes, the changes commit for him.

    -- Araujo
    -- Chuck 
                      Norris Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Chuck-Norris/ )
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Bugs are too afraid to reproduce on Chuck Norris' computer. As a result, when
he uses Microsoft Windows, it behaves just like a Linux system.

    -- Shlomi Fish
    -- Chuck 
                      Norris Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Chuck-Norris/ )
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Chuck Norris is a real programmer. He writes programs by implementing the most
optimised machines for them using real atoms.

    -- Shlomi Fish
    -- Chuck 
                      Norris Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Chuck-Norris/ )
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Deletionists delete Wikipedia articles that they consider lame.

Chuck Norris deletes Deletionists whom he considers lame.

    -- Shlomi Fish
    -- Chuck 
                      Norris Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Chuck-Norris/ )
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There are no deletionists. Only Wikipedia articles Chuck Norris allows to
live. (By: *joeyadams*)

    -- joeyadams
    -- Chuck 
                      Norris Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Chuck-Norris/ )
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Wikipedia deletionists don't delete lame Wikipedia articles. Chuck Norris
deletes lame Wikipedia articles.

    -- Shlomi Fish
    -- Chuck 
                      Norris Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Chuck-Norris/ )
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No one knows all of Perl - not even Larry Wall. Except Chuck Norris, who knows
all of Perl 5, Perl 6 and can answer questions about the design of Perl 7.

    -- Shlomi Fish
    -- Chuck 
                      Norris Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Chuck-Norris/ )
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Chuck Norris reads all messages posted to LKML (= the Linux Kernel Mailing
List), understands them all, and he kills all gnomes he sees in sight.

    -- Shlomi Fish
    -- Chuck 
                      Norris Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Chuck-Norris/ )
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When Chuck Norris uses Gentoo, "emerge kde" finishes in under a minute. A
computer cannot afford to keep Chuck waiting for too long.

    -- Shlomi Fish
    -- Chuck 
                      Norris Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Chuck-Norris/ )
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Chuck Norris is the greatest man in history. He killed all the great men who
could ever pose a competition.

    -- Shlomi Fish
    -- Chuck 
                      Norris Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Chuck-Norris/ )
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"My only boss is God. And Chuck Norris who is his boss."

    -- Shlomi Fish
    -- Chuck 
                      Norris Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Chuck-Norris/ )
