Chuck Norris wrote a complete Perl 6 implementation in a day, but then
destroyed all evidence with his bare hands, so no-one will know his secrets.

    -- Shlomi Fish
    -- Chuck Norris Facts by Shlomi Fish ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Chuck-Norris/ )
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Chuck Norris refactors 10 million lines of Perl code before lunch.

    -- Shlomi Fish
    -- Chuck Norris Facts by Shlomi Fish ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Chuck-Norris/ )
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Chuck Norris is his own boss. If you hire him, he'll tell your boss what to
do.

    -- Shlomi Fish
    -- Chuck Norris Facts by Shlomi Fish ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Chuck-Norris/ )
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Chuck Norris read the entire English Wikipedia in 24 hours. Twice.

( Actually, he wrote it in 24 hours. Twice. The first time longhand in blood.
The second time he typed it in from memory (by *Drew Roberts*). )

    -- Shlomi Fish
    -- Chuck Norris Facts by Shlomi Fish ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Chuck-Norris/ )
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Chuck Norris does not code; when he sits at a computer, it just does whatever
he wants. (By: *Kattana*.)

    -- Kattana
    -- Chuck Norris Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Chuck-Norris/ )
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Chuck Norris commits with a roundhouse kick into the SVN server's head.

    -- Daxim
    -- Chuck Norris Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Chuck-Norris/ )
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Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes. (Su-Shee)

He corrects God. (Shlomi Fish)

    -- Su-Shee and Shlomi Fish
    -- Chuck Norris Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Chuck-Norris/ )
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Chuck Norris is the ghost author of the entire Debian GNU/Linux distribution.
And he wrote it in 24 hours, while taking snack breaks.

    -- Shlomi Fish
    -- Chuck Norris Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Chuck-Norris/ )
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Chuck Norris doesn't commit changes, the changes commit for him.

    -- Araujo
    -- Chuck Norris Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Chuck-Norris/ )
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Bugs are too afraid to reproduce on Chuck Norris' computer. As a result, when
he uses Microsoft Windows, it behaves just like a Linux system.

    -- Shlomi Fish
    -- Chuck Norris Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Chuck-Norris/ )
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Chuck Norris is a real programmer. He writes programs by implementing the most
optimised machines for them using real atoms.

    -- Shlomi Fish
    -- Chuck Norris Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Chuck-Norris/ )
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Deletionists delete Wikipedia articles that they consider lame.

Chuck Norris deletes Deletionists whom he considers lame.

    -- Shlomi Fish
    -- Chuck Norris Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Chuck-Norris/ )
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There are no deletionists. Only Wikipedia articles Chuck Norris allows to
live. (By: *joeyadams*)

    -- joeyadams
    -- Chuck Norris Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Chuck-Norris/ )
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Wikipedia deletionists don't delete lame Wikipedia articles. Chuck Norris
deletes lame Wikipedia articles.

    -- Shlomi Fish
    -- Chuck Norris Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Chuck-Norris/ )
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No one knows all of Perl - not even Larry Wall. Except Chuck Norris, who knows
all of Perl 5, Perl 6 and can answer questions about the design of Perl 7.

    -- Shlomi Fish
    -- Chuck Norris Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Chuck-Norris/ )
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Chuck Norris reads all messages posted to LKML (= the Linux Kernel Mailing
List), understands them all, and he kills all gnomes he sees in sight.

    -- Shlomi Fish
    -- Chuck Norris Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Chuck-Norris/ )
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When Chuck Norris uses Gentoo, "emerge kde" finishes in under a minute. A
computer cannot afford to keep Chuck waiting for too long.

    -- Shlomi Fish
    -- Chuck Norris Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Chuck-Norris/ )
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Chuck Norris is the greatest man in history. He killed all the great men who
could ever pose a competition.

    -- Shlomi Fish
    -- Chuck Norris Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Chuck-Norris/ )
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"My only boss is God. And Chuck Norris who is his boss."

    -- Shlomi Fish
    -- Chuck Norris Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Chuck-Norris/ )
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Chuck Norris can make the statement "This statement is false." a true one.

    -- Shlomi Fish
    -- Chuck Norris Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Chuck-Norris/ )
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Chuck Norris can end world hunger, but he thinks that hungry people make
humanity a more challenging adversary. If everyone had enough to eat, it would
be too easy for him.

    -- Shlomi Fish
    -- Chuck Norris Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Chuck-Norris/ )
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Chuck Norris can read Perl code that was RSA encrypted.

    -- Shlomi Fish
    -- Chuck Norris Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Chuck-Norris/ )
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Chuck Norris once wrote a 10 million lines C++ program in Microsoft Notepad
without having to use the backspace key. And it compiled without errors or
warnings, and was 100% bug-free.

    -- Shlomi Fish
    -- Chuck Norris Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Chuck-Norris/ )
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XSLT is the worst thing since non-sliced bread.

    -- Shlomi Fish
    -- XSLT Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/XSLT/ )
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Mothers used to tell their children stories about XSLT to scare them.

    -- Shlomi Fish
    -- XSLT Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/XSLT/ )
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XSLT is the number one cause of programmers' suicides since Visual Basic 1.0.

    -- Shlomi Fish
    -- XSLT Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/XSLT/ )
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The X in XSLT stands for eXtermination.

    -- Shlomi Fish
    -- XSLT Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/XSLT/ )
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The only things worse than XSLT are Excel and Sugar-Less Tea (XSLT).

    -- Shlomi Fish
    -- XSLT Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/XSLT/ )
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XSLT is what Chuck Norris has nightmares of.

    -- Shlomi Fish
    -- XSLT Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/XSLT/ )
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Confucius says: "XSLT made me realise humanity was hopeless.".

    -- Shlomi Fish
    -- XSLT Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/XSLT/ )
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Even APL won't make friends with XSLT.

    -- Zuu
    -- XSLT Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/XSLT/ )
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God considered using XSLT as the tenth plague of Egypt, but then thought it
was too evil.

    -- Shlomi Fish
    -- XSLT Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/XSLT/ )
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In Soviet Russia, XSLT codes you. Badly!

    -- Shlomi Fish
    -- XSLT Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/XSLT/ )
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Satan condemned Hitler for a million years of writing XSLT.

    -- Shlomi Fish
    -- XSLT Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/XSLT/ )
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The KGB used to torture their victims by having them look at scrolling XSLT
code.

    -- Shlomi Fish
    -- XSLT Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/XSLT/ )
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"My name is Inigo Montoya. You forced my father to write XSLT. Prepare to die!
And be thankful I don't force you to write XSLT."

    -- Shlomi Fish
    -- XSLT Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/XSLT/ )
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Stray XSLT code causes more deaths than road accidents.

    -- Shlomi Fish
    -- XSLT Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/XSLT/ )
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evil redirects to XSLT.

    -- Shlomi Fish
    -- XSLT Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/XSLT/ )
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* Larry Wall can understand the Perl code he wrote last year.

* Larry Wall gets the colon.

* There are at least 137 Larry Walls in the U.S. but only one that matters.

* Larry Wall applies a patch manually quicker than GNU patch.

* Larry Wall dreams in Perl.

* Larry Wall can program in his sleep.

* Larry Wall is lazy, impatient and full of hubris.

* Larry Wall has more dollars in the bank than in his Perl code.

-- Larry Wall facts by Shlomi Fish

    -- Shlomi Fish
    -- Shlomif Fish’s "Larry Wall Facts" ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Larry-Wall/ )
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* Larry Wall *does* know all of Perl. However, he pretends to be wrong or
misinformed, so people will think he's not as awesome as he really is.

* Larry Wall's pure-Perl code is faster than Assembly.

* Larry Wall has been changing the world. By modifying its very source code.

-- Larry Wall facts by Shlomi Fish

    -- Shlomi Fish
    -- Shlomif Fish’s "Larry Wall Facts" ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Larry-Wall/ )
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We have nothing to fear but fear itself. Fear has nothing to fear but XSLT.

    -- Shlomi Fish
    -- XSLT Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/XSLT/ )
