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  <title>Shlomi Fish's Fortune Feeds</title>
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  <subtitle>Shlomi Fish's Fortune Feeds</subtitle>
  <author>
    <name>shlomif@iglu.org.il (Shlomi Fish)</name>
  </author>
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  <entry>
    <title>Shlomi Fish's Chuck Norris Fact #18</title>
    <summary type="xhtml">
      <div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml">Shlomi Fish's Chuck Norris Fact #18</div>
    </summary>
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    <id>http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/fortunes/shlomif-factoids.html#shlomif-fact-chuck-18</id>
    <published>2010-01-28T13:10:15Z</published>
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    &lt;div class="fortune"&gt;
      &lt;h3 id="shlomif-fact-chuck-18"&gt;Shlomi Fish's Chuck Norris Fact #18&lt;/h3&gt;
      &lt;blockquote&gt;
        &lt;p&gt;
                    Chuck Norris is the greatest man in history. He killed all 
                    the great men who could ever pose a competition. 
                  &lt;/p&gt;
      &lt;/blockquote&gt;
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              &lt;b&gt;Author&lt;/b&gt;
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            &lt;td class="value"&gt;Shlomi Fish&lt;/td&gt;
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            &lt;td class="value"&gt;
              &lt;a href="http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Chuck-Norris/"&gt;Chuck 
                      Norris Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends&lt;/a&gt;
            &lt;/td&gt;
          &lt;/tr&gt;
        &lt;/tbody&gt;
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  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Shlomi Fish's Chuck Norris Fact #19</title>
    <summary type="xhtml">
      <div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml">Shlomi Fish's Chuck Norris Fact #19</div>
    </summary>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/fortunes/shlomif-factoids.html#shlomif-fact-chuck-19" type="text/html"/>
    <id>http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/fortunes/shlomif-factoids.html#shlomif-fact-chuck-19</id>
    <published>2010-01-28T13:10:15Z</published>
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    &lt;div class="fortune"&gt;
      &lt;h3 id="shlomif-fact-chuck-19"&gt;Shlomi Fish's Chuck Norris Fact #19&lt;/h3&gt;
      &lt;blockquote&gt;
        &lt;p&gt;
                      "My only boss is God. And Chuck Norris who is his 
                      boss." 
                  &lt;/p&gt;
      &lt;/blockquote&gt;
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              &lt;b&gt;Author&lt;/b&gt;
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            &lt;td class="value"&gt;Shlomi Fish&lt;/td&gt;
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              &lt;b&gt;Work&lt;/b&gt;
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            &lt;td class="value"&gt;
              &lt;a href="http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Chuck-Norris/"&gt;Chuck 
                      Norris Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends&lt;/a&gt;
            &lt;/td&gt;
          &lt;/tr&gt;
        &lt;/tbody&gt;
      &lt;/table&gt;
    &lt;/div&gt;
  </div>
    </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>What is an encyclopedia?</title>
    <summary type="xhtml">
      <div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml">What is an encyclopedia?</div>
    </summary>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/fortunes/shlomif-fav.html#alisonclement-what-is-an-enclycopedia" type="text/html"/>
    <id>http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/fortunes/shlomif-fav.html#alisonclement-what-is-an-enclycopedia</id>
    <published>2010-02-01T20:53:17Z</published>
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      <div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml">
    &lt;div class="fortune"&gt;
      &lt;h3 id="alisonclement-what-is-an-enclycopedia"&gt;What is an encyclopedia?&lt;/h3&gt;
      &lt;blockquote&gt;
        &lt;p&gt;
                  Yesterday I asked one of my students if she knew what an 
                  encyclopedia is, and she said: "Is it something like 
                  Wikipedia?".
              &lt;/p&gt;
      &lt;/blockquote&gt;
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              &lt;b&gt;Author&lt;/b&gt;
            &lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;td class="value"&gt;alisonclement&lt;/td&gt;
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            &lt;td class="field"&gt;
              &lt;b&gt;Work&lt;/b&gt;
            &lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;td class="value"&gt;
              &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/alisonclement/status/8421314259"&gt;Twitter Twit&lt;/a&gt;
            &lt;/td&gt;
          &lt;/tr&gt;
        &lt;/tbody&gt;
      &lt;/table&gt;
    &lt;/div&gt;
  </div>
    </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Shlomi Fish's "How XSLT is Evil" Facts #1</title>
    <summary type="xhtml">
      <div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml">Shlomi Fish's "How XSLT is Evil" Facts #1</div>
    </summary>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/fortunes/shlomif-factoids.html#shlomif-fact-xslt-1" type="text/html"/>
    <id>http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/fortunes/shlomif-factoids.html#shlomif-fact-xslt-1</id>
    <published>2010-02-02T20:37:04Z</published>
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    &lt;div class="fortune"&gt;
      &lt;h3 id="shlomif-fact-xslt-1"&gt;Shlomi Fish's "How XSLT is Evil" Facts #1&lt;/h3&gt;
      &lt;blockquote&gt;
        &lt;p&gt;
                      XSLT is the worst thing since non-sliced bread.
                  &lt;/p&gt;
      &lt;/blockquote&gt;
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            &lt;td class="field"&gt;
              &lt;b&gt;Author&lt;/b&gt;
            &lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;td class="value"&gt;Shlomi Fish&lt;/td&gt;
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            &lt;td class="field"&gt;
              &lt;b&gt;Work&lt;/b&gt;
            &lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;td class="value"&gt;
              &lt;a href="http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/XSLT/"&gt;XSLT Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends&lt;/a&gt;
            &lt;/td&gt;
          &lt;/tr&gt;
        &lt;/tbody&gt;
      &lt;/table&gt;
    &lt;/div&gt;
  </div>
    </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Shlomi Fish's "How XSLT is Evil" Facts #2</title>
    <summary type="xhtml">
      <div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml">Shlomi Fish's "How XSLT is Evil" Facts #2</div>
    </summary>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/fortunes/shlomif-factoids.html#shlomif-fact-xslt-2" type="text/html"/>
    <id>http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/fortunes/shlomif-factoids.html#shlomif-fact-xslt-2</id>
    <published>2010-02-02T20:39:40Z</published>
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    &lt;div class="fortune"&gt;
      &lt;h3 id="shlomif-fact-xslt-2"&gt;Shlomi Fish's "How XSLT is Evil" Facts #2&lt;/h3&gt;
      &lt;blockquote&gt;
        &lt;p&gt;
                      Mothers used to tell their children stories about XSLT
                      to scare them.
                  &lt;/p&gt;
      &lt;/blockquote&gt;
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            &lt;td class="field"&gt;
              &lt;b&gt;Author&lt;/b&gt;
            &lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;td class="value"&gt;Shlomi Fish&lt;/td&gt;
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          &lt;tr class="work"&gt;
            &lt;td class="field"&gt;
              &lt;b&gt;Work&lt;/b&gt;
            &lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;td class="value"&gt;
              &lt;a href="http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/XSLT/"&gt;XSLT Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends&lt;/a&gt;
            &lt;/td&gt;
          &lt;/tr&gt;
        &lt;/tbody&gt;
      &lt;/table&gt;
    &lt;/div&gt;
  </div>
    </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Shlomi Fish's "How XSLT is Evil" Facts #3</title>
    <summary type="xhtml">
      <div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml">Shlomi Fish's "How XSLT is Evil" Facts #3</div>
    </summary>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/fortunes/shlomif-factoids.html#shlomif-fact-xslt-3" type="text/html"/>
    <id>http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/fortunes/shlomif-factoids.html#shlomif-fact-xslt-3</id>
    <published>2010-02-02T20:39:40Z</published>
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    &lt;div class="fortune"&gt;
      &lt;h3 id="shlomif-fact-xslt-3"&gt;Shlomi Fish's "How XSLT is Evil" Facts #3&lt;/h3&gt;
      &lt;blockquote&gt;
        &lt;p&gt;
                      XSLT is the number one cause of programmers' suicides
                      since Visual Basic 1.0.
                  &lt;/p&gt;
      &lt;/blockquote&gt;
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              &lt;b&gt;Author&lt;/b&gt;
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            &lt;td class="value"&gt;Shlomi Fish&lt;/td&gt;
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            &lt;td class="field"&gt;
              &lt;b&gt;Work&lt;/b&gt;
            &lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;td class="value"&gt;
              &lt;a href="http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/XSLT/"&gt;XSLT Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends&lt;/a&gt;
            &lt;/td&gt;
          &lt;/tr&gt;
        &lt;/tbody&gt;
      &lt;/table&gt;
    &lt;/div&gt;
  </div>
    </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Shlomi Fish's "How XSLT is Evil" Facts #4</title>
    <summary type="xhtml">
      <div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml">Shlomi Fish's "How XSLT is Evil" Facts #4</div>
    </summary>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/fortunes/shlomif-factoids.html#shlomif-fact-xslt-4" type="text/html"/>
    <id>http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/fortunes/shlomif-factoids.html#shlomif-fact-xslt-4</id>
    <published>2010-02-02T20:44:53Z</published>
    <content type="html">
      <div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml">
    &lt;div class="fortune"&gt;
      &lt;h3 id="shlomif-fact-xslt-4"&gt;Shlomi Fish's "How XSLT is Evil" Facts #4&lt;/h3&gt;
      &lt;blockquote&gt;
        &lt;p&gt;
                      The X in XSLT stands for eXtermination.
                  &lt;/p&gt;
      &lt;/blockquote&gt;
      &lt;table class="info"&gt;
        &lt;tbody&gt;
          &lt;tr class="author"&gt;
            &lt;td class="field"&gt;
              &lt;b&gt;Author&lt;/b&gt;
            &lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;td class="value"&gt;Shlomi Fish&lt;/td&gt;
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          &lt;tr class="work"&gt;
            &lt;td class="field"&gt;
              &lt;b&gt;Work&lt;/b&gt;
            &lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;td class="value"&gt;
              &lt;a href="http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/XSLT/"&gt;XSLT Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends&lt;/a&gt;
            &lt;/td&gt;
          &lt;/tr&gt;
        &lt;/tbody&gt;
      &lt;/table&gt;
    &lt;/div&gt;
  </div>
    </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Shlomi Fish's "How XSLT is Evil" Facts #5</title>
    <summary type="xhtml">
      <div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml">Shlomi Fish's "How XSLT is Evil" Facts #5</div>
    </summary>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/fortunes/shlomif-factoids.html#shlomif-fact-xslt-5" type="text/html"/>
    <id>http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/fortunes/shlomif-factoids.html#shlomif-fact-xslt-5</id>
    <published>2010-02-02T20:44:53Z</published>
    <content type="html">
      <div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml">
    &lt;div class="fortune"&gt;
      &lt;h3 id="shlomif-fact-xslt-5"&gt;Shlomi Fish's "How XSLT is Evil" Facts #5&lt;/h3&gt;
      &lt;blockquote&gt;
        &lt;p&gt;
                      The only things worse than XSLT are Excel and Sugar-Less
                      Tea (XSLT).
                  &lt;/p&gt;
      &lt;/blockquote&gt;
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        &lt;tbody&gt;
          &lt;tr class="author"&gt;
            &lt;td class="field"&gt;
              &lt;b&gt;Author&lt;/b&gt;
            &lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;td class="value"&gt;Shlomi Fish&lt;/td&gt;
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          &lt;tr class="work"&gt;
            &lt;td class="field"&gt;
              &lt;b&gt;Work&lt;/b&gt;
            &lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;td class="value"&gt;
              &lt;a href="http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/XSLT/"&gt;XSLT Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends&lt;/a&gt;
            &lt;/td&gt;
          &lt;/tr&gt;
        &lt;/tbody&gt;
      &lt;/table&gt;
    &lt;/div&gt;
  </div>
    </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Shlomi Fish's "How XSLT is Evil" Facts #6</title>
    <summary type="xhtml">
      <div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml">Shlomi Fish's "How XSLT is Evil" Facts #6</div>
    </summary>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/fortunes/shlomif-factoids.html#shlomif-fact-xslt-6" type="text/html"/>
    <id>http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/fortunes/shlomif-factoids.html#shlomif-fact-xslt-6</id>
    <published>2010-02-02T20:44:53Z</published>
    <content type="html">
      <div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml">
    &lt;div class="fortune"&gt;
      &lt;h3 id="shlomif-fact-xslt-6"&gt;Shlomi Fish's "How XSLT is Evil" Facts #6&lt;/h3&gt;
      &lt;blockquote&gt;
        &lt;p&gt;
                      XSLT is what Chuck Norris has nightmares of.
                  &lt;/p&gt;
      &lt;/blockquote&gt;
      &lt;table class="info"&gt;
        &lt;tbody&gt;
          &lt;tr class="author"&gt;
            &lt;td class="field"&gt;
              &lt;b&gt;Author&lt;/b&gt;
            &lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;td class="value"&gt;Shlomi Fish&lt;/td&gt;
          &lt;/tr&gt;
          &lt;tr class="work"&gt;
            &lt;td class="field"&gt;
              &lt;b&gt;Work&lt;/b&gt;
            &lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;td class="value"&gt;
              &lt;a href="http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/XSLT/"&gt;XSLT Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends&lt;/a&gt;
            &lt;/td&gt;
          &lt;/tr&gt;
        &lt;/tbody&gt;
      &lt;/table&gt;
    &lt;/div&gt;
  </div>
    </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Shlomi Fish's "How XSLT is Evil" Facts #7</title>
    <summary type="xhtml">
      <div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml">Shlomi Fish's "How XSLT is Evil" Facts #7</div>
    </summary>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/fortunes/shlomif-factoids.html#shlomif-fact-xslt-7" type="text/html"/>
    <id>http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/fortunes/shlomif-factoids.html#shlomif-fact-xslt-7</id>
    <published>2010-02-02T20:51:43Z</published>
    <content type="html">
      <div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml">
    &lt;div class="fortune"&gt;
      &lt;h3 id="shlomif-fact-xslt-7"&gt;Shlomi Fish's "How XSLT is Evil" Facts #7&lt;/h3&gt;
      &lt;blockquote&gt;
        &lt;p&gt;
                      Confucius says: "XSLT made me realise humanity was
                      hopeless.".
                  &lt;/p&gt;
      &lt;/blockquote&gt;
      &lt;table class="info"&gt;
        &lt;tbody&gt;
          &lt;tr class="author"&gt;
            &lt;td class="field"&gt;
              &lt;b&gt;Author&lt;/b&gt;
            &lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;td class="value"&gt;Shlomi Fish&lt;/td&gt;
          &lt;/tr&gt;
          &lt;tr class="work"&gt;
            &lt;td class="field"&gt;
              &lt;b&gt;Work&lt;/b&gt;
            &lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;td class="value"&gt;
              &lt;a href="http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/XSLT/"&gt;XSLT Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends&lt;/a&gt;
            &lt;/td&gt;
          &lt;/tr&gt;
        &lt;/tbody&gt;
      &lt;/table&gt;
    &lt;/div&gt;
  </div>
    </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Zuu's "How XSLT is Evil" Facts #8</title>
    <summary type="xhtml">
      <div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml">Zuu's "How XSLT is Evil" Facts #8</div>
    </summary>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/fortunes/shlomif-factoids.html#shlomif-fact-xslt-8" type="text/html"/>
    <id>http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/fortunes/shlomif-factoids.html#shlomif-fact-xslt-8</id>
    <published>2010-02-02T20:51:43Z</published>
    <content type="html">
      <div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml">
    &lt;div class="fortune"&gt;
      &lt;h3 id="shlomif-fact-xslt-8"&gt;Zuu's "How XSLT is Evil" Facts #8&lt;/h3&gt;
      &lt;blockquote&gt;
        &lt;p&gt;
                      Even APL won't make friends with XSLT. 
                  &lt;/p&gt;
      &lt;/blockquote&gt;
      &lt;table class="info"&gt;
        &lt;tbody&gt;
          &lt;tr class="author"&gt;
            &lt;td class="field"&gt;
              &lt;b&gt;Author&lt;/b&gt;
            &lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;td class="value"&gt;Zuu&lt;/td&gt;
          &lt;/tr&gt;
          &lt;tr class="work"&gt;
            &lt;td class="field"&gt;
              &lt;b&gt;Work&lt;/b&gt;
            &lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;td class="value"&gt;
              &lt;a href="http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/XSLT/"&gt;XSLT Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends&lt;/a&gt;
            &lt;/td&gt;
          &lt;/tr&gt;
        &lt;/tbody&gt;
      &lt;/table&gt;
    &lt;/div&gt;
  </div>
    </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Shlomi Fish's "How XSLT is Evil" Facts #9</title>
    <summary type="xhtml">
      <div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml">Shlomi Fish's "How XSLT is Evil" Facts #9</div>
    </summary>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/fortunes/shlomif-factoids.html#shlomif-fact-xslt-9" type="text/html"/>
    <id>http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/fortunes/shlomif-factoids.html#shlomif-fact-xslt-9</id>
    <published>2010-02-02T20:51:43Z</published>
    <content type="html">
      <div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml">
    &lt;div class="fortune"&gt;
      &lt;h3 id="shlomif-fact-xslt-9"&gt;Shlomi Fish's "How XSLT is Evil" Facts #9&lt;/h3&gt;
      &lt;blockquote&gt;
        &lt;p&gt;
                      God considered using XSLT as the tenth plague of Egypt,
                      but then thought it was too evil.
                  &lt;/p&gt;
      &lt;/blockquote&gt;
      &lt;table class="info"&gt;
        &lt;tbody&gt;
          &lt;tr class="author"&gt;
            &lt;td class="field"&gt;
              &lt;b&gt;Author&lt;/b&gt;
            &lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;td class="value"&gt;Shlomi Fish&lt;/td&gt;
          &lt;/tr&gt;
          &lt;tr class="work"&gt;
            &lt;td class="field"&gt;
              &lt;b&gt;Work&lt;/b&gt;
            &lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;td class="value"&gt;
              &lt;a href="http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/XSLT/"&gt;XSLT Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends&lt;/a&gt;
            &lt;/td&gt;
          &lt;/tr&gt;
        &lt;/tbody&gt;
      &lt;/table&gt;
    &lt;/div&gt;
  </div>
    </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Shlomi Fish's "How XSLT is Evil" Facts #10</title>
    <summary type="xhtml">
      <div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml">Shlomi Fish's "How XSLT is Evil" Facts #10</div>
    </summary>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/fortunes/shlomif-factoids.html#shlomif-fact-xslt-10" type="text/html"/>
    <id>http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/fortunes/shlomif-factoids.html#shlomif-fact-xslt-10</id>
    <published>2010-02-02T20:51:43Z</published>
    <content type="html">
      <div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml">
    &lt;div class="fortune"&gt;
      &lt;h3 id="shlomif-fact-xslt-10"&gt;Shlomi Fish's "How XSLT is Evil" Facts #10&lt;/h3&gt;
      &lt;blockquote&gt;
        &lt;p&gt;
                      In Soviet Russia, XSLT codes you. Badly!
                  &lt;/p&gt;
      &lt;/blockquote&gt;
      &lt;table class="info"&gt;
        &lt;tbody&gt;
          &lt;tr class="author"&gt;
            &lt;td class="field"&gt;
              &lt;b&gt;Author&lt;/b&gt;
            &lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;td class="value"&gt;Shlomi Fish&lt;/td&gt;
          &lt;/tr&gt;
          &lt;tr class="work"&gt;
            &lt;td class="field"&gt;
              &lt;b&gt;Work&lt;/b&gt;
            &lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;td class="value"&gt;
              &lt;a href="http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/XSLT/"&gt;XSLT Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends&lt;/a&gt;
            &lt;/td&gt;
          &lt;/tr&gt;
        &lt;/tbody&gt;
      &lt;/table&gt;
    &lt;/div&gt;
  </div>
    </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Shlomi Fish's "How XSLT is Evil" Facts #11</title>
    <summary type="xhtml">
      <div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml">Shlomi Fish's "How XSLT is Evil" Facts #11</div>
    </summary>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/fortunes/shlomif-factoids.html#shlomif-fact-xslt-11" type="text/html"/>
    <id>http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/fortunes/shlomif-factoids.html#shlomif-fact-xslt-11</id>
    <published>2010-02-02T20:51:43Z</published>
    <content type="html">
      <div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml">
    &lt;div class="fortune"&gt;
      &lt;h3 id="shlomif-fact-xslt-11"&gt;Shlomi Fish's "How XSLT is Evil" Facts #11&lt;/h3&gt;
      &lt;blockquote&gt;
        &lt;p&gt;
                      Satan condemned Hitler for a million years of writing
                      XSLT.
                  &lt;/p&gt;
      &lt;/blockquote&gt;
      &lt;table class="info"&gt;
        &lt;tbody&gt;
          &lt;tr class="author"&gt;
            &lt;td class="field"&gt;
              &lt;b&gt;Author&lt;/b&gt;
            &lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;td class="value"&gt;Shlomi Fish&lt;/td&gt;
          &lt;/tr&gt;
          &lt;tr class="work"&gt;
            &lt;td class="field"&gt;
              &lt;b&gt;Work&lt;/b&gt;
            &lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;td class="value"&gt;
              &lt;a href="http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/XSLT/"&gt;XSLT Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends&lt;/a&gt;
            &lt;/td&gt;
          &lt;/tr&gt;
        &lt;/tbody&gt;
      &lt;/table&gt;
    &lt;/div&gt;
  </div>
    </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Shlomi Fish's "How XSLT is Evil" Facts #12</title>
    <summary type="xhtml">
      <div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml">Shlomi Fish's "How XSLT is Evil" Facts #12</div>
    </summary>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/fortunes/shlomif-factoids.html#shlomif-fact-xslt-12" type="text/html"/>
    <id>http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/fortunes/shlomif-factoids.html#shlomif-fact-xslt-12</id>
    <published>2010-02-02T20:51:43Z</published>
    <content type="html">
      <div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml">
    &lt;div class="fortune"&gt;
      &lt;h3 id="shlomif-fact-xslt-12"&gt;Shlomi Fish's "How XSLT is Evil" Facts #12&lt;/h3&gt;
      &lt;blockquote&gt;
        &lt;p&gt;
                      The KGB used to torture their victims by having them
                      look at scrolling XSLT code.
                  &lt;/p&gt;
      &lt;/blockquote&gt;
      &lt;table class="info"&gt;
        &lt;tbody&gt;
          &lt;tr class="author"&gt;
            &lt;td class="field"&gt;
              &lt;b&gt;Author&lt;/b&gt;
            &lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;td class="value"&gt;Shlomi Fish&lt;/td&gt;
          &lt;/tr&gt;
          &lt;tr class="work"&gt;
            &lt;td class="field"&gt;
              &lt;b&gt;Work&lt;/b&gt;
            &lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;td class="value"&gt;
              &lt;a href="http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/XSLT/"&gt;XSLT Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends&lt;/a&gt;
            &lt;/td&gt;
          &lt;/tr&gt;
        &lt;/tbody&gt;
      &lt;/table&gt;
    &lt;/div&gt;
  </div>
    </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Shlomi Fish's "How XSLT is Evil" Facts #13</title>
    <summary type="xhtml">
      <div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml">Shlomi Fish's "How XSLT is Evil" Facts #13</div>
    </summary>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/fortunes/shlomif-factoids.html#shlomif-fact-xslt-13" type="text/html"/>
    <id>http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/fortunes/shlomif-factoids.html#shlomif-fact-xslt-13</id>
    <published>2010-02-02T20:51:43Z</published>
    <content type="html">
      <div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml">
    &lt;div class="fortune"&gt;
      &lt;h3 id="shlomif-fact-xslt-13"&gt;Shlomi Fish's "How XSLT is Evil" Facts #13&lt;/h3&gt;
      &lt;blockquote&gt;
        &lt;p&gt;
                      "My name is Inigo Montoya. You forced my father to write
                      XSLT. Prepare to die!  And be thankful I don't force you
                      to write XSLT."
                  &lt;/p&gt;
      &lt;/blockquote&gt;
      &lt;table class="info"&gt;
        &lt;tbody&gt;
          &lt;tr class="author"&gt;
            &lt;td class="field"&gt;
              &lt;b&gt;Author&lt;/b&gt;
            &lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;td class="value"&gt;Shlomi Fish&lt;/td&gt;
          &lt;/tr&gt;
          &lt;tr class="work"&gt;
            &lt;td class="field"&gt;
              &lt;b&gt;Work&lt;/b&gt;
            &lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;td class="value"&gt;
              &lt;a href="http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/XSLT/"&gt;XSLT Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends&lt;/a&gt;
            &lt;/td&gt;
          &lt;/tr&gt;
        &lt;/tbody&gt;
      &lt;/table&gt;
    &lt;/div&gt;
  </div>
    </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Shlomi Fish's "How XSLT is Evil" Facts #14</title>
    <summary type="xhtml">
      <div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml">Shlomi Fish's "How XSLT is Evil" Facts #14</div>
    </summary>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/fortunes/shlomif-factoids.html#shlomif-fact-xslt-14" type="text/html"/>
    <id>http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/fortunes/shlomif-factoids.html#shlomif-fact-xslt-14</id>
    <published>2010-02-02T21:18:16Z</published>
    <content type="html">
      <div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml">
    &lt;div class="fortune"&gt;
      &lt;h3 id="shlomif-fact-xslt-14"&gt;Shlomi Fish's "How XSLT is Evil" Facts #14&lt;/h3&gt;
      &lt;blockquote&gt;
        &lt;p&gt;
                      Stray XSLT code causes more deaths than road accidents.
                  &lt;/p&gt;
      &lt;/blockquote&gt;
      &lt;table class="info"&gt;
        &lt;tbody&gt;
          &lt;tr class="author"&gt;
            &lt;td class="field"&gt;
              &lt;b&gt;Author&lt;/b&gt;
            &lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;td class="value"&gt;Shlomi Fish&lt;/td&gt;
          &lt;/tr&gt;
          &lt;tr class="work"&gt;
            &lt;td class="field"&gt;
              &lt;b&gt;Work&lt;/b&gt;
            &lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;td class="value"&gt;
              &lt;a href="http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/XSLT/"&gt;XSLT Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends&lt;/a&gt;
            &lt;/td&gt;
          &lt;/tr&gt;
        &lt;/tbody&gt;
      &lt;/table&gt;
    &lt;/div&gt;
  </div>
    </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Shlomi Fish's "How XSLT is Evil" Facts #15</title>
    <summary type="xhtml">
      <div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml">Shlomi Fish's "How XSLT is Evil" Facts #15</div>
    </summary>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/fortunes/shlomif-factoids.html#shlomif-fact-xslt-15" type="text/html"/>
    <id>http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/fortunes/shlomif-factoids.html#shlomif-fact-xslt-15</id>
    <published>2010-02-02T21:18:16Z</published>
    <content type="html">
      <div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml">
    &lt;div class="fortune"&gt;
      &lt;h3 id="shlomif-fact-xslt-15"&gt;Shlomi Fish's "How XSLT is Evil" Facts #15&lt;/h3&gt;
      &lt;blockquote&gt;
        &lt;p&gt;
                      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evil redirects to XSLT.
                  &lt;/p&gt;
      &lt;/blockquote&gt;
      &lt;table class="info"&gt;
        &lt;tbody&gt;
          &lt;tr class="author"&gt;
            &lt;td class="field"&gt;
              &lt;b&gt;Author&lt;/b&gt;
            &lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;td class="value"&gt;Shlomi Fish&lt;/td&gt;
          &lt;/tr&gt;
          &lt;tr class="work"&gt;
            &lt;td class="field"&gt;
              &lt;b&gt;Work&lt;/b&gt;
            &lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;td class="value"&gt;
              &lt;a href="http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/XSLT/"&gt;XSLT Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends&lt;/a&gt;
            &lt;/td&gt;
          &lt;/tr&gt;
        &lt;/tbody&gt;
      &lt;/table&gt;
    &lt;/div&gt;
  </div>
    </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Larry Wall Facts</title>
    <summary type="xhtml">
      <div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml">Larry Wall Facts</div>
    </summary>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/fortunes/shlomif-factoids.html#shlomif-fact-larry-wall-facts" type="text/html"/>
    <id>http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/fortunes/shlomif-factoids.html#shlomif-fact-larry-wall-facts</id>
    <published>2010-02-02T21:39:46Z</published>
    <content type="html">
      <div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml">
    &lt;div class="fortune"&gt;
      &lt;h3 id="shlomif-fact-larry-wall-facts"&gt;Larry Wall Facts&lt;/h3&gt;
      &lt;blockquote&gt;
        &lt;ul&gt;
                      &lt;li&gt;Larry Wall can understand the Perl code he wrote last
                          year.&lt;/li&gt;
                      &lt;li&gt;Larry Wall gets the colon.&lt;/li&gt;
                      &lt;li&gt;There are at least 137 Larry Walls in the U.S. but only
                          one that matters.&lt;/li&gt;
                      &lt;li&gt;Larry Wall applies a patch
                          manually quicker than GNU patch.&lt;/li&gt;
                      &lt;li&gt;Larry Wall
                          dreams in Perl.&lt;/li&gt;
                      &lt;li&gt;Larry Wall can program in his
                          sleep.&lt;/li&gt;
                      &lt;li&gt;Larry Wall is lazy, impatient and full
                          of hubris.&lt;/li&gt;
                      &lt;li&gt;Larry Wall has more dollars in the
                          bank than in his Perl code.&lt;/li&gt;
                  &lt;/ul&gt;
        &lt;p&gt;-- Larry Wall facts by Shlomi Fish&lt;/p&gt;
      &lt;/blockquote&gt;
      &lt;table class="info"&gt;
        &lt;tbody&gt;
          &lt;tr class="author"&gt;
            &lt;td class="field"&gt;
              &lt;b&gt;Author&lt;/b&gt;
            &lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;td class="value"&gt;Shlomi Fish&lt;/td&gt;
          &lt;/tr&gt;
          &lt;tr class="work"&gt;
            &lt;td class="field"&gt;
              &lt;b&gt;Work&lt;/b&gt;
            &lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;td class="value"&gt;
              &lt;a href="http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Larry-Wall/"&gt;Shlomi Fish's "Larry Wall Facts"&lt;/a&gt;
            &lt;/td&gt;
          &lt;/tr&gt;
        &lt;/tbody&gt;
      &lt;/table&gt;
    &lt;/div&gt;
  </div>
    </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>J. Hall in response to Dr. Judith Bauer</title>
    <summary type="xhtml">
      <div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml">J. Hall in response to Dr. Judith Bauer</div>
    </summary>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/fortunes/shlomif-fav.html#mit-writers-j-hall-sentence-composition" type="text/html"/>
    <id>http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/fortunes/shlomif-fav.html#mit-writers-j-hall-sentence-composition</id>
    <published>2010-02-25T15:20:26Z</published>
    <content type="html">
      <div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml">
    &lt;div class="fortune"&gt;
      &lt;h3 id="mit-writers-j-hall-sentence-composition"&gt;J. Hall in response to Dr. Judith Bauer&lt;/h3&gt;
      &lt;blockquote&gt;
        &lt;blockquote&gt;
                  &lt;p&gt;
                      The move from a structuralist account in which capital is
                      understood to structure social relations in relatively
                      homologous ways to a view of hegemony in which power
                      relations are subject to repetition, convergence, and
                      rearticulation brought the question of temporality into
                      the thinking of structure, and marked a shift from a form
                      of Althusserian theory that takes structural totalities
                      as theoretical objects to one in which the insights into
                      the contingent possibility of structure inaugurate a
                      renewed conception of hegemony as bound up with the
                      contingent sites and strategies of the rearticulation of
                      power.
                  &lt;/p&gt;
              &lt;/blockquote&gt;
        &lt;p&gt; By the eight brazen balls of Azuza the Bibulous Bandicoot,
                  I'd rather be cast naked and chained into a lake of bubbling
                  white hot fondue cheese than be one of her students.   &lt;/p&gt;
        &lt;p&gt; That is, if she actually teaches anything at Berkeley [which
                  can be, really, a lovely place full of very smart science
                  people, theologians and historians, though you'd never know
                  it by this whale's spout of academic doublespeak].  &lt;/p&gt;
        &lt;p&gt; I suspect she sits on a lot of committees and inserts the
                  word 'hegemony' into conversations as often as possible and
                  is avoided at all costs during the holidays lest one become
                  becalmed in the horse latitudes of her spleen regarding
                  Christmas trees, "The Ref" and the hegemony of Zionist
                  post-piety in a restructured universe of gender
                  in-articulation.  &lt;/p&gt;
        &lt;p&gt; For a full PhD at UCB in a language art, she cannot, and will
                  not, though, write a simple, clear, understandable sentence.
                  Think about that for a minute.  &lt;/p&gt;
        &lt;p&gt; And to think my Cal state taxes pay for her office desk
                  chair.  Man.  &lt;/p&gt;
        &lt;p&gt; Hegemoniously yours, etc.  &lt;/p&gt;
        &lt;p&gt; J &lt;/p&gt;
      &lt;/blockquote&gt;
      &lt;table class="info"&gt;
        &lt;tbody&gt;
          &lt;tr class="author"&gt;
            &lt;td class="field"&gt;
              &lt;b&gt;Author&lt;/b&gt;
            &lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;td class="value"&gt;J. Hall&lt;/td&gt;
          &lt;/tr&gt;
          &lt;tr class="work"&gt;
            &lt;td class="field"&gt;
              &lt;b&gt;Work&lt;/b&gt;
            &lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;td class="value"&gt;
              &lt;a href="http://mailman.mit.edu/mailman/listinfo/writers"&gt;Post
            to writers@mit.edu .&lt;/a&gt;
            &lt;/td&gt;
          &lt;/tr&gt;
        &lt;/tbody&gt;
      &lt;/table&gt;
    &lt;/div&gt;
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