Quotes from Friends - (Fortunes Cookies) - Shlomi Fish's Collection
The Fortune "friends" Collection
Table of Contents
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The Fortunes Themselves
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #1
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #2
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #3
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #4
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #5
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #6
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #7
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #8
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #9
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #10
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #11
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #12
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #13
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #14
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #15
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #16
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #17
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #18
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #19
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #20
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #21
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #22
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #23
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #24
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #25
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #26
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #27
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #28
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #29
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #30
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #31
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #32
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #33
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #34
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #35
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #36
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #37
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #38
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #39
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #40
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #41
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #42
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #43
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #44
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #45
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #46
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #47
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #48
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #49
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #50
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #51
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #52
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #53
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #54
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #55
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #56
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #57
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #58
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #59
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #60
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #61
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #62
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #63
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #64
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #65
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #66
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #67
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #68
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #69
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #70
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #71
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #72
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #73
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #74
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #75
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #76
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #77
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #78
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #79
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #80
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #81
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #82
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #83
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #84
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #85
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #86
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #87
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #88
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #89
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #90
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #91
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #92
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #93
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #94
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #95
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #96
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #97
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #98
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #99
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #100
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #101
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #102
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #103
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #104
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #105
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #106
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #107
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #108
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #109
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #110
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #111
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #112
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #113
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #114
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #115
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #116
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #117
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #118
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #119
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #120
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #121
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #122
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #123
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #124
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #125
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #126
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #127
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #128
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #129
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #130
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #131
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #132
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #133
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #134
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #135
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #136
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #137
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #138
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #139
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #140
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #141
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #142
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #143
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #144
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #145
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #146
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #147
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #148
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #149
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #150
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #151
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #152
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #153
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #154
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #155
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #156
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #157
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #158
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #159
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #160
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #161
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #162
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #163
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #164
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #165
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #166
- Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #167
The Fortunes Themselves
Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #1
| Author | David Crane & Marta Kauffman |
| Work | "Friends" (T.V. Show) |
Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #2
| Author | David Crane & Marta Kauffman |
| Work | "Friends" (T.V. Show) |
Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #3
| Author | David Crane & Marta Kauffman |
| Work | "Friends" (T.V. Show) |
Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #4
| Author | David Crane & Marta Kauffman |
| Work | "Friends" (T.V. Show) |
Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #5
| Author | David Crane & Marta Kauffman |
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Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #6
| Author | David Crane & Marta Kauffman |
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Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #7
| Author | David Crane & Marta Kauffman |
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Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #8
| Author | David Crane & Marta Kauffman |
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Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #9
| Author | David Crane & Marta Kauffman |
| Work | "Friends" (T.V. Show) |
Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #10
| Author | David Crane & Marta Kauffman |
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Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #11
| Author | David Crane & Marta Kauffman |
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Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #12
| Author | David Crane & Marta Kauffman |
| Work | "Friends" (T.V. Show) |
Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #13
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| Author | David Crane & Marta Kauffman |
| Work | "Friends" (T.V. Show) |
Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #14
| Author | David Crane & Marta Kauffman |
| Work | "Friends" (T.V. Show) |
Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #15
| Author | David Crane & Marta Kauffman |
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Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #16
| Author | David Crane & Marta Kauffman |
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Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #17
| Author | David Crane & Marta Kauffman |
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Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #18
| Author | David Crane & Marta Kauffman |
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Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #19
| Author | David Crane & Marta Kauffman |
| Work | "Friends" (T.V. Show) |
Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #20
| Author | David Crane & Marta Kauffman |
| Work | "Friends" (T.V. Show) |
Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #21
| Author | David Crane & Marta Kauffman |
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Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #22
| Author | David Crane & Marta Kauffman |
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Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #23
| Author | David Crane & Marta Kauffman |
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Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #24
| Author | David Crane & Marta Kauffman |
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Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #25
| Author | David Crane & Marta Kauffman |
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Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #26
| Author | David Crane & Marta Kauffman |
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Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #27
| Author | David Crane & Marta Kauffman |
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Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #28
| Author | David Crane & Marta Kauffman |
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Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #29
| Author | David Crane & Marta Kauffman |
| Work | "Friends" (T.V. Show) |
Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #30
| Author | David Crane & Marta Kauffman |
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Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #31
| Author | David Crane & Marta Kauffman |
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Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #32
| Author | David Crane & Marta Kauffman |
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Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #33
| Author | David Crane & Marta Kauffman |
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Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #34
| Author | David Crane & Marta Kauffman |
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Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #35
| Author | David Crane & Marta Kauffman |
| Work | "Friends" (T.V. Show) |
Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #36
| Author | David Crane & Marta Kauffman |
| Work | "Friends" (T.V. Show) |
Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #37
[At Carol & Susan's lesbian wedding]
| Author | David Crane & Marta Kauffman |
| Work | "Friends" (T.V. Show) |
Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #38
| Author | David Crane & Marta Kauffman |
| Work | "Friends" (T.V. Show) |
Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #39
| Author | David Crane & Marta Kauffman |
| Work | "Friends" (T.V. Show) |
Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #40
| Author | David Crane & Marta Kauffman |
| Work | "Friends" (T.V. Show) |
Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #41
| Author | David Crane & Marta Kauffman |
| Work | "Friends" (T.V. Show) |
Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #42
[At Rachel's double birthday party]
| Author | David Crane & Marta Kauffman |
| Work | "Friends" (T.V. Show) |
Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #43
| Author | David Crane & Marta Kauffman |
| Work | "Friends" (T.V. Show) |
Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #44
[blows out the candles. Somebody calls out 'heads up' and the volleyball lands in the flan]
| Author | David Crane & Marta Kauffman |
| Work | "Friends" (T.V. Show) |
Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #45
| Author | David Crane & Marta Kauffman |
| Work | "Friends" (T.V. Show) |
Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #46
| Author | David Crane & Marta Kauffman |
| Work | "Friends" (T.V. Show) |
Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #47
| Author | David Crane & Marta Kauffman |
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Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #48
| Author | David Crane & Marta Kauffman |
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Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #49
| Author | David Crane & Marta Kauffman |
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Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #50
| Author | David Crane & Marta Kauffman |
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Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #51
| Author | David Crane & Marta Kauffman |
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Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #52
| Author | David Crane & Marta Kauffman |
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Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #53
| Author | David Crane & Marta Kauffman |
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Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #54
| Author | David Crane & Marta Kauffman |
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Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #55
| Author | David Crane & Marta Kauffman |
| Work | "Friends" (T.V. Show) |
Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #56
[Chandler and Joey come sprinting in]
| Author | David Crane & Marta Kauffman |
| Work | "Friends" (T.V. Show) |
Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #57
| Author | David Crane & Marta Kauffman |
| Work | "Friends" (T.V. Show) |
Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #58
| Author | David Crane & Marta Kauffman |
| Work | "Friends" (T.V. Show) |
Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #59
[Joey and Chandler are watching T.V.]
| Author | David Crane & Marta Kauffman |
| Work | "Friends" (T.V. Show) |
Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #60
| Author | David Crane & Marta Kauffman |
| Work | "Friends" (T.V. Show) |
Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #61
[Rachel dashes into the cafe, excited.]
| Author | David Crane & Marta Kauffman |
| Work | "Friends" (T.V. Show) |
Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #62
| Author | David Crane & Marta Kauffman |
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Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #63
| Author | David Crane & Marta Kauffman |
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Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #64
| Author | David Crane & Marta Kauffman |
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Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #65
| Author | David Crane & Marta Kauffman |
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Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #66
| Author | David Crane & Marta Kauffman |
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Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #67
| Author | David Crane & Marta Kauffman |
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Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #68
| Author | David Crane & Marta Kauffman |
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Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #69
| Author | David Crane & Marta Kauffman |
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Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #70
| Author | David Crane & Marta Kauffman |
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Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #71
| Author | David Crane & Marta Kauffman |
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Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #72
| Author | David Crane & Marta Kauffman |
| Work | "Friends" (T.V. Show) |
Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #73
[on "The Days of our Lives":]
[Everyone gasps. The show ends.]
| Author | David Crane & Marta Kauffman |
| Work | "Friends" (T.V. Show) |
Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #74
| Author | David Crane & Marta Kauffman |
| Work | "Friends" (T.V. Show) |
Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #75
[They walk over to the sink and discuss it for a moment]
| Author | David Crane & Marta Kauffman |
| Work | "Friends" (T.V. Show) |
Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #76
| Author | David Crane & Marta Kauffman |
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Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #77
| Author | David Crane & Marta Kauffman |
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Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #78
| Author | David Crane & Marta Kauffman |
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Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #79
[She kisses him passionately,then leaves.]
| Author | David Crane & Marta Kauffman |
| Work | "Friends" (T.V. Show) |
Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #80
| Author | David Crane & Marta Kauffman |
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Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #81
| Author | David Crane & Marta Kauffman |
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Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #82
[Monica is in her bed but can't fall asleep]
| Author | David Crane & Marta Kauffman |
| Work | "Friends" (T.V. Show) |
Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #83
| Author | David Crane & Marta Kauffman |
| Work | "Friends" (T.V. Show) |
Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #84
[Realizing what she just said.]
| Author | David Crane & Marta Kauffman |
| Work | "Friends" (T.V. Show) |
Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #85
| Author | David Crane & Marta Kauffman |
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Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #86
| Author | David Crane & Marta Kauffman |
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Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #87
| Author | David Crane & Marta Kauffman |
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Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #88
[Stunned silence]
| Author | David Crane & Marta Kauffman |
| Work | "Friends" (T.V. Show) |
Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #89
[Rachel is on the phone]
| Author | David Crane & Marta Kauffman |
| Work | "Friends" (T.V. Show) |
Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends" - #90
| Author | David Crane & Marta Kauffman |
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