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          <text><![CDATA["A mathematician is a device for turning
coffee into theorems" -- P. Erdos

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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        <title>&quot;A witty saying proves nothing.&quot; --</title>
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          <text><![CDATA["A witty saying proves nothing." --
Voltaire

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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        <title>&quot;Arguing with nyh just doesn&#39;t pay off.&quot;</title>
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          <text><![CDATA["Arguing with nyh just doesn't pay off."
-- Muli Ben-Yehuda, Linux-il list

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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        <title>&quot;Computers are useless. They can only</title>
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          <text><![CDATA["Computers are useless. They can only
give you answers." -- Pablo Picasso

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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        <title>&quot;Did you sleep well?&quot; &quot;No, I made a</title>
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          <text><![CDATA["Did you sleep well?" "No, I made a
couple of mistakes."

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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      <meta>
        <title>&quot;Do you want to restart Windows now or</title>
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          <text><![CDATA["Do you want to restart Windows now or
wait for the next crash?"

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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        <title>&quot;God is dead.&quot; - Nietzsche; &quot;Nietzsche is</title>
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          <text><![CDATA["God is dead." - Nietzsche; "Nietzsche is
dead" - God

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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    <fortune id="nyh-sig--how-could-we">
      <meta>
        <title>&quot;How could we possibly use sex to get</title>
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          <text><![CDATA["How could we possibly use sex to get
what we want? Sex IS what we want!" Fraser

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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        <info>
            <author>Nadav Har’El</author>
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      <meta>
        <title>&quot;I don&#39;t use drugs, my dreams are</title>
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          <text><![CDATA["I don't use drugs, my dreams are
frightening enough." -- M. C. Escher

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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        <info>
            <author>Nadav Har’El</author>
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    <fortune id="nyh-sig--ill-doublecross-that">
      <meta>
        <title>&quot;I&#39;ll doublecross that bridge when I come</title>
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          <text><![CDATA["I'll doublecross that bridge when I come
to it" (a politician about the future)

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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        <info>
            <author>Nadav Har’El</author>
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    <fortune id="nyh-sig--luck-is-when">
      <meta>
        <title>&quot;Luck is when preparation meets</title>
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          <text><![CDATA["Luck is when preparation meets
opportunity." - Richard Sherman

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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        <info>
            <author>Nadav Har’El</author>
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    <fortune id="nyh-sig--mommy-the-garbage">
      <meta>
        <title>&quot;Mommy! The garbage man is here!&quot; &quot;Well,</title>
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          <text><![CDATA["Mommy! The garbage man is here!" "Well,
tell him we don't want any!"- Groucho Marx

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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        <info>
            <author>Nadav Har’El</author>
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    <fortune id="nyh-sig--never-be-afraid">
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        <title>&quot;Never be afraid to tell the world who</title>
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          <text><![CDATA["Never be afraid to tell the world who
you are." -- Anonymous

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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        <info>
            <author>Nadav Har’El</author>
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    <fortune id="nyh-sig--outlook-not-so">
      <meta>
        <title>&quot;Outlook not so good.&quot; Wow! That magic 8-</title>
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          <text><![CDATA["Outlook not so good." Wow! That magic 8-
ball knows everything! So, what about IE?

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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        </body>
        <info>
            <author>Nadav Har’El</author>
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    <fortune id="nyh-sig--there-is-no">
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        <title>&quot;There is no system but GNU, and Linux is</title>
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          <text><![CDATA["There is no system but GNU, and Linux is
one of its kernels" -- Richard Stallman

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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        <info>
            <author>Nadav Har’El</author>
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    <fortune id="nyh-sig--im-so-full">
      <meta>
        <title>&quot;[I&#39;m] so full of action, my name should</title>
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          <text><![CDATA["[I'm] so full of action, my name should
be a verb" -- Big Daddy Kane ("Raw", 1987)

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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        <info>
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    <fortune id="nyh-sig--on-the-back">
      <meta>
        <title>(On the back of a VW Beetle) Don&#39;t honk,</title>
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          <text><![CDATA[(On the back of a VW Beetle) Don't honk,
I'm peddling as fast as I can.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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        <info>
            <author>Nadav Har’El</author>
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    <fortune id="nyh-sig--danger-do-not">
      <meta>
        <title>:(){ :|:&amp;};: # DANGER: DO NOT run this,</title>
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          <text><![CDATA[:(){ :|:&};: # DANGER: DO NOT run this,
unless you REALLY know what you're doing!

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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        <info>
            <author>Nadav Har’El</author>
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    <fortune id="nyh-sig--a-life-cool">
      <meta>
        <title>A Life? Cool! Where can I download one of</title>
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        <body>
          <text><![CDATA[A Life? Cool! Where can I download one of
those from?

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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        <info>
            <author>Nadav Har’El</author>
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    <fortune id="nyh-sig--a-nobel-peace">
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        <title>A Nobel Peace Prize? I would KILL for one</title>
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          <text><![CDATA[A Nobel Peace Prize? I would KILL for one
of those.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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        <info>
            <author>Nadav Har’El</author>
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    <fortune id="nyh-sig--a-bird-in">
      <meta>
        <title>A bird in the hand is safer than one</title>
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          <text><![CDATA[A bird in the hand is safer than one
overhead.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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        <info>
            <author>Nadav Har’El</author>
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    <fortune id="nyh-sig--a-cat-has">
      <meta>
        <title>A cat has claws ending its paws. A</title>
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          <text><![CDATA[A cat has claws ending its paws. A
sentence has a pause ending its clause.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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        <info>
            <author>Nadav Har’El</author>
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    <fortune id="nyh-sig--a-city-is">
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        <title>A city is a large community where people</title>
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          <text><![CDATA[A city is a large community where people
are lonesome together.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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        <info>
            <author>Nadav Har’El</author>
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    <fortune id="nyh-sig--a-computer-program">
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        <title>A computer program does what you tell it</title>
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          <text><![CDATA[A computer program does what you tell it
to do, not what you want it to do.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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        <info>
            <author>Nadav Har’El</author>
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    <fortune id="nyh-sig--a-computer-without">
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        <title>A computer without Microsoft is like a</title>
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          <text><![CDATA[A computer without Microsoft is like a
chocolate cake without mustard.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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        <info>
            <author>Nadav Har’El</author>
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    <fortune id="nyh-sig--a-conclusion-is">
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        <title>A conclusion is simply the place where</title>
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        <body>
          <text><![CDATA[A conclusion is simply the place where
you got tired of thinking.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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        <info>
            <author>Nadav Har’El</author>
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    <fortune id="nyh-sig--a-conscience-does">
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        <title>A conscience does not prevent sin. It</title>
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          <text><![CDATA[A conscience does not prevent sin. It
only prevents you from enjoying it.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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        <info>
            <author>Nadav Har’El</author>
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    <fortune id="nyh-sig--a-diplomat-thinks">
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        <title>A diplomat thinks twice before saying</title>
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          <text><![CDATA[A diplomat thinks twice before saying
nothing.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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    <fortune id="nyh-sig--a-facility-for">
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        <title>A facility for quotation covers the</title>
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          <text><![CDATA[A facility for quotation covers the
absence of original thought.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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        <info>
            <author>Nadav Har’El</author>
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    <fortune id="nyh-sig--a-fanatic-is">
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          <text><![CDATA[A fanatic is one who can't change his
mind and won't change the subject.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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        <info>
            <author>Nadav Har’El</author>
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    <fortune id="nyh-sig--a-fine-is">
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        <title>A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is</title>
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          <text><![CDATA[A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is
a fine for doing well.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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        <info>
            <author>Nadav Har’El</author>
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        <title>A good programmer is someone who looks</title>
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          <text><![CDATA[A good programmer is someone who looks
both ways before crossing a one-way street.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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        </body>
        <info>
            <author>Nadav Har’El</author>
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    <fortune id="nyh-sig--a-language-is">
      <meta>
        <title>A language is a dialect with an army.</title>
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          <text><![CDATA[A language is a dialect with an army.


	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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            <author>Nadav Har’El</author>
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    <fortune id="nyh-sig--a-man-is">
      <meta>
        <title>A man is incomplete until he is married.</title>
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          <text><![CDATA[A man is incomplete until he is married.
After that, he is finished.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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        <info>
            <author>Nadav Har’El</author>
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    <fortune id="nyh-sig--a-man-with">
      <meta>
        <title>A man with a watch knows what time it is.</title>
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          <text><![CDATA[A man with a watch knows what time it is.
A man with two watches is never sure.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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        <info>
            <author>Nadav Har’El</author>
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    <fortune id="nyh-sig--a-messy-desk">
      <meta>
        <title>A messy desk is a sign of a messy mind.</title>
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        <body>
          <text><![CDATA[A messy desk is a sign of a messy mind.
An empty desk is a sign of an empty mind.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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        <info>
            <author>Nadav Har’El</author>
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    <fortune id="nyh-sig--a-professor-is">
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        <title>A professor is one who talks in someone</title>
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        <body>
          <text><![CDATA[A professor is one who talks in someone
else's sleep.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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        </body>
        <info>
            <author>Nadav Har’El</author>
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    <fortune id="nyh-sig--a-smart-man">
      <meta>
        <title>A smart man always covers his ass. A wise</title>
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        <body>
          <text><![CDATA[A smart man always covers his ass. A wise
man just keeps his pants on.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
]]></text>
        </body>
        <info>
            <author>Nadav Har’El</author>
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    <fortune id="nyh-sig--a-thing-is">
      <meta>
        <title>A thing is not necessarily true because a</title>
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        <body>
          <text><![CDATA[A thing is not necessarily true because a
man dies for it. - Oscar Wilde

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
]]></text>
        </body>
        <info>
            <author>Nadav Har’El</author>
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    <fortune id="nyh-sig--aaaaa-the-american">
      <meta>
        <title>AAAAA: the American Association for the</title>
      </meta>
      <raw>
        <body>
          <text><![CDATA[AAAAA: the American Association for the
Abolition of Abbreviations and Acronyms

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
]]></text>
        </body>
        <info>
            <author>Nadav Har’El</author>
            <work>Nadav Har’El’s E-mail Signature Quotes</work>
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    </fortune>
    <fortune id="nyh-sig--algoreithm-n-repeating">
      <meta>
        <title>AlGoreithm, n: Repeating a calculation</title>
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        <body>
          <text><![CDATA[AlGoreithm, n: Repeating a calculation
until a prior desired result is produced.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
]]></text>
        </body>
        <info>
            <author>Nadav Har’El</author>
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    </fortune>
    <fortune id="nyh-sig--alarm-clock-a">
      <meta>
        <title>Alarm clock: A device to wake people</title>
      </meta>
      <raw>
        <body>
          <text><![CDATA[Alarm clock: A device to wake people
without small kids.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
]]></text>
        </body>
        <info>
            <author>Nadav Har’El</author>
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    <fortune id="nyh-sig--all-those-who">
      <meta>
        <title>All those who believe in psychokinesis,</title>
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        <body>
          <text><![CDATA[All those who believe in psychokinesis,
raise my hand.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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        <info>
            <author>Nadav Har’El</author>
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    <fortune id="nyh-sig--always-borrow-money">
      <meta>
        <title>Always borrow money from pessimists. They</title>
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        <body>
          <text><![CDATA[Always borrow money from pessimists. They
don't expect to be paid back.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
]]></text>
        </body>
        <info>
            <author>Nadav Har’El</author>
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    <fortune id="nyh-sig--always-go-to">
      <meta>
        <title>Always go to other people&#39;s funerals,</title>
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        <body>
          <text><![CDATA[Always go to other people's funerals,
otherwise they won't come to yours.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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just in case you have to eat them.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[Always remember you're unique, just like
everyone else.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[An Apple a day, keeps Windows away.


	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[An apple a day keeps the doctor away. An
onion a day keeps everyone away!

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[An egotist is a person of low taste, more
interested in himself than in me.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[An error? Impossible! My modem is error
correcting.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[And now for some feedback:
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[Anyone who quotes me in their sig is an
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	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[Are you still here? The message is over.
Shoo! Go away!

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a
cat.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[As far as we know, our computer has never
had an undetected error.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[Attention: There will be a rain dance
Friday night, weather permitting.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[Bank, n: a place that will lend you money
if you can prove that you don't need it.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[Bigamy: Having one wife too many.
Monogamy: The same thing!

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[Birthdays are good for you - the more you
have the longer you live.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by
wood into which one pours money.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[Bore, n.: A person who talks when you
wish him to listen.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[Bumper sticker on stealth bomber: "If you
can read this, we wasted a lot of money!"

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[Bureaucracy, n: A method for transforming
energy into solid waste.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[Business jargon is the art of saying
nothing while appearing to say a lot.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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    <fortune id="nyh-sig--cat-rule-2">
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          <text><![CDATA[Cat rule #2: Bite the hand that won't
feed you fast enough.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get
eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[Cats aren't clean, they're just covered
with cat spit.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[Cats know what we feel. They don't care,
but they know.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[Cement mixer collided with a prison van.
Look out for sixteen hardened criminals.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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    <fortune id="nyh-sig--christopher-robin-hood">
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        <body>
          <text><![CDATA[Christopher Robin Hood steals from the
rich and gives to the Pooh.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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    <fortune id="nyh-sig--cigarette-tobacco-wrapped">
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        <title>Cigarette: tobacco wrapped in paper, fire</title>
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          <text><![CDATA[Cigarette: tobacco wrapped in paper, fire
at one end, and a fool at the other.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[Committee: A group of people that keeps
minutes and wastes hours.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[Communism is the equal distribution of
poverty.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[Computers are like air conditioners. Both
stop working if you open windows.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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    <fortune id="nyh-sig--corduroy-pillows-theyre">
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        <title>Corduroy pillows - they&#39;re making</title>
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        <body>
          <text><![CDATA[Corduroy pillows - they're making
headlines!

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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    <fortune id="nyh-sig--creativity-consists-of">
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          <text><![CDATA[Creativity consists of coming up with
many ideas, not just that one great idea.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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    <fortune id="nyh-sig--deja-moo-the">
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        <body>
          <text><![CDATA[Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard
this bull before.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[Despite the cost of living, have you
noticed how it remains so popular?

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[Diplomat: A man who always remembers a
woman's birthday but never her age.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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        <title>Disclaimer: The opinions expressed above</title>
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        <body>
          <text><![CDATA[Disclaimer: The opinions expressed above
are not my own.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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    <fortune id="nyh-sig--does-replacing-myself">
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        <title>Does replacing myself with a shell-script</title>
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        <body>
          <text><![CDATA[Does replacing myself with a shell-script
make me impressive or insignificant?

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be
replaced, you can't be promoted.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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        <title>Drink varnish and you&#39;ll get a lovely</title>
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          <text><![CDATA[Drink varnish and you'll get a lovely
finish.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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        <info>
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    <fortune id="nyh-sig--early-bird-gets">
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        <body>
          <text><![CDATA[Early bird gets the worm, but the second
mouse gets the cheese.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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        <info>
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    <fortune id="nyh-sig--earth-first-we">
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        <title>Earth First! We can strip-mine the other</title>
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        <body>
          <text><![CDATA[Earth First! We can strip-mine the other
planets later...

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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        </body>
        <info>
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    <fortune id="nyh-sig--energizer-bunny-arrested">
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        <title>Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with</title>
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        <body>
          <text><![CDATA[Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with
battery.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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        <info>
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    <fortune id="nyh-sig--enjoy-the-new">
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        <title>Enjoy the new millennium; it might be</title>
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        <body>
          <text><![CDATA[Enjoy the new millennium; it might be
your last.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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        <info>
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    <fortune id="nyh-sig--entropy-not-just">
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        <title>Entropy: Not just a fad, it&#39;s the future!</title>
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        <body>
          <text><![CDATA[Entropy: Not just a fad, it's the future!


	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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        <info>
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    <fortune id="nyh-sig--everybody-lies-but">
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        <title>Everybody lies, but it doesn&#39;t matter</title>
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since nobody listens.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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This manpage is confusing."

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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the nothingness still shows through.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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it's wanting what you've got.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[Having a smoking section in a restaurant
is like having a peeing section in a pool

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[Help Microsoft stamp out piracy. Give
Linux to a friend today!

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[Hi! I'm a signature virus! Copy me into
your signature to help me spread!

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[Hospital: Where they wake you up to give
you a sleeping pill.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[Hospitality: Making your guests feel at
home, even if you wish they were.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[How do you tell when a pineapple is ready
to eat? It picks up its knife and fork

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[How long a minute depends on what side of
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	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if
a woodchuck would chuck wood?

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[How to become immortal: Read this
signature tomorrow and follow its advice.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[How's he gonna read that magazine rolled
up like that? What the ... - a fly.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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        <title>I am logged in, therefore I am.</title>
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          <text><![CDATA[I am logged in, therefore I am.


	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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own opinion.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[I am thinking about a new signature. Stay
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	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[I before E except after C. We live in a
weird society!

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[I considered atheism but there weren't
enough holidays.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[I couldn't afford a cool signature, so I
just got this one.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[I couldn't think of an interesting
signature to put here... Maybe next time.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[I don't live on the edge, but sometimes I
go there to visit.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy
every minute of it.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[I had a lovely evening. Unfortunately,
this wasn't it. - Groucho Marx

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[I have a great signature, but it won't
fit at the end of this message -- Fermat

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[I have a watch cat! If someone breaks in,
she'll watch.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[I have an open mind - it's just closed
for repairs.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[I intend to live forever - so far, so
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	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[I love deadlines. I love the whooshing
sound they make as they go by.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[I planted some bird seed. A bird came up.
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	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[I put a dollar in one of those change
machines. Nothing changed.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[I started out with nothing... I still
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	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[I used to be a lumberjack, but I just
couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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        <title>I used to work in a pickle factory, until</title>
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          <text><![CDATA[I used to work in a pickle factory, until
I got canned.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[I want to live forever or die in the
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	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[I work for money. If you want loyalty,
buy yourself a dog.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[I would give my right arm to be
ambidextrous.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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        <title>I&#39;m a peripheral visionary: I see into</title>
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          <text><![CDATA[I'm a peripheral visionary: I see into
the future, but mostly off to the sides.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[If God had intended us to be vegetarians,
He wouldn't have made animals out of meat

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[If God is watching us, the least we can
do is be entertaining.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[If I am not for myself, who will be for
me? If I am only for myself, who am I?

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[If I were two-faced, would I be wearing
this one?.... Abraham Lincoln

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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    <fortune id="nyh-sig--if-windows-is">
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          <text><![CDATA[If Windows is the answer, you didn't
understand the question.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[If a million Shakespeares tried to write
together, they would write like a monkey.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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    <fortune id="nyh-sig--if-at-first">
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        <title>If at first you don&#39;t succeed, skydiving</title>
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          <text><![CDATA[If at first you don't succeed, skydiving
is not for you.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[If con is the opposite of pro, is
congress the opposite of progress?

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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    <fortune id="nyh-sig--if-glory-comes">
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        <title>If glory comes after death, I&#39;m not in a</title>
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          <text><![CDATA[If glory comes after death, I'm not in a
hurry. (Latin proverb)

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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    <fortune id="nyh-sig--if-marriage-was">
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          <text><![CDATA[If marriage was illegal, only outlaws
would have in-laws.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[If the universe is expanding, why can't I
find a parking space?

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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    <fortune id="nyh-sig--if-you-choke">
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        <title>If you choke a Smurf, what color does it</title>
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          <text><![CDATA[If you choke a Smurf, what color does it
turn?

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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    <fortune id="nyh-sig--if-you-drink">
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        <title>If you drink, don&#39;t park; Accidents cause</title>
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          <text><![CDATA[If you drink, don't park; Accidents cause
people.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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    <fortune id="nyh-sig--if-you-lost">
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          <text><![CDATA[If you lost your left arm, your right arm
would be left.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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    <fortune id="nyh-sig--if-you-tell">
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          <text><![CDATA[If you tell the truth, you don't have to
remember anything.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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    <fortune id="nyh-sig--if-youre-looking">
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          <text><![CDATA[If you're looking for a helping hand,
look first at the end of your arm.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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    <fortune id="nyh-sig--in-fortran-god">
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        <body>
          <text><![CDATA[In Fortran, God is real unless declared
an integer.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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        <info>
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    <fortune id="nyh-sig--in-god-we">
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        <title>In God we Trust -- all others must submit</title>
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          <text><![CDATA[In God we Trust -- all others must submit
an X.509 certificate.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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    <fortune id="nyh-sig--in-case-of">
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        <title>In case of emergency, this box may be</title>
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          <text><![CDATA[In case of emergency, this box may be
used as a quotation device.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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        <info>
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    <fortune id="nyh-sig--isnt-disney-world">
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        <title>Isn&#39;t Disney World a people trap operated</title>
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        <body>
          <text><![CDATA[Isn't Disney World a people trap operated
by a mouse?

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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        <info>
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    <fortune id="nyh-sig--it-is-better">
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        <title>It is better to be thought a fool, then</title>
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          <text><![CDATA[It is better to be thought a fool, then
to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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    <fortune id="nyh-sig--its-fortunate-i">
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          <text><![CDATA[It's fortunate I have bad luck - without
it I would have no luck at all!

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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        <info>
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    <fortune id="nyh-sig--its-hard-to">
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        <title>It&#39;s hard to fly like an eagle when</title>
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          <text><![CDATA[It's hard to fly like an eagle when
you're surrounded by turkeys.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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        <title>Jury: Twelve people who determine which</title>
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        <body>
          <text><![CDATA[Jury: Twelve people who determine which
client has the better lawyer.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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        <info>
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    <fortune id="nyh-sig--just-remember-that">
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          <text><![CDATA[Just remember that if the world didn't
suck, we would all fall off.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[Learn from mistakes of others; you won't
live long enough to make them all yourself

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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        </body>
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    <fortune id="nyh-sig--life-can-only">
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        <title>Life can only be understood backwards but</title>
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        <body>
          <text><![CDATA[Life can only be understood backwards but
it must be lived forwards.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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        <info>
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    <fortune id="nyh-sig--life-is-what">
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        <title>Life is what happens to you while you&#39;re</title>
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          <text><![CDATA[Life is what happens to you while you're
busy making other plans. - John Lennon

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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    <fortune id="nyh-sig--lifes-a-bitch">
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        <title>Life&#39;s a bitch, but god forbid the bitch</title>
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          <text><![CDATA[Life's a bitch, but god forbid the bitch
divorce me -- Nas

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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    <fortune id="nyh-sig--linux-is-userfriendly">
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        <title>Linux *is* user-friendly. Not</title>
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        <body>
          <text><![CDATA[Linux *is* user-friendly. Not
idiot-friendly, but user-friendly.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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        <info>
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    <fortune id="nyh-sig--linux-is-just">
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        <title>Linux is just like a wigwam: no Windows,</title>
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          <text><![CDATA[Linux is just like a wigwam: no Windows,
no Gates and an Apache inside.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
]]></text>
        </body>
        <info>
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    <fortune id="nyh-sig--linux-because-rebooting">
      <meta>
        <title>Linux: Because rebooting is for adding</title>
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      <raw>
        <body>
          <text><![CDATA[Linux: Because rebooting is for adding
new hardware.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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        </body>
        <info>
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    </fortune>
    <fortune id="nyh-sig--live-as-if">
      <meta>
        <title>Live as if you were to die tomorrow,</title>
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      <raw>
        <body>
          <text><![CDATA[Live as if you were to die tomorrow,
learn as if you were to live forever.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
]]></text>
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        <info>
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    <fortune id="nyh-sig--long-periods-of">
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        <title>Long periods of drought are always</title>
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        <body>
          <text><![CDATA[Long periods of drought are always
followed by rain.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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        </body>
        <info>
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    <fortune id="nyh-sig--lottery-a-tax">
      <meta>
        <title>Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at</title>
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      <raw>
        <body>
          <text><![CDATA[Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at
math.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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        </body>
        <info>
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    </fortune>
    <fortune id="nyh-sig--lumber-cartel-member">
      <meta>
        <title>Lumber Cartel member #2224.</title>
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        <body>
          <text><![CDATA[Lumber Cartel member #2224.
http://lumbercartel.freeyellow.com/

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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        <info>
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    </fortune>
    <fortune id="nyh-sig--make-it-idiot">
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        <title>Make it idiot proof and someone will make</title>
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        <body>
          <text><![CDATA[Make it idiot proof and someone will make
a better idiot.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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        </body>
        <info>
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    </fortune>
    <fortune id="nyh-sig--martin-luther-king">
      <meta>
        <title>Martin Luther King said &quot;I have a dream&quot;,</title>
      </meta>
      <raw>
        <body>
          <text><![CDATA[Martin Luther King said "I have a dream",
not "I have a plan".

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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        </body>
        <info>
            <author>Nadav Har’El</author>
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    </fortune>
    <fortune id="nyh-sig--may-you-live">
      <meta>
        <title>May you live as long as you want - and</title>
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      <raw>
        <body>
          <text><![CDATA[May you live as long as you want - and
never want as long as you live.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
]]></text>
        </body>
        <info>
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    </fortune>
    <fortune id="nyh-sig--microchips-whats-left">
      <meta>
        <title>Microchips: what&#39;s left at the bottom of</title>
      </meta>
      <raw>
        <body>
          <text><![CDATA[Microchips: what's left at the bottom of
the bag when it reaches you.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[Ms Piggy's last words: "I'm pink,
therefore I'm ham."

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[My greatest fear is that no-one will
remember me after I'm dead - some dead guy

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[My password is my dog's name. His name is
a#j!4@h, but I change it every month.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[My typos are intentional copyright traps.


	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[New! Divorcee Barbie! Comes with all the
usual accessories, plus all of Ken's stuff

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[Only dead fish go with the flow.


	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[Open your arms to change, but don't let
go of your values.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[Politics, n: from Greek, "poly"=many,
"ticks"=blood sucking parasites.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[Promises are like babies: fun to make,
but hell to deliver.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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    <fortune id="nyh-sig--quitters-never-win">
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          <text><![CDATA[Quitters never win. Winners never quit.
Idiots never win BUT STILL never quit.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[Recursive, adj.: See Recursive


	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[Red meat is not bad for you: fuzzy green
meat is bad for you.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[Seen on a sign outside a church: "This is
a C H _ _ C H ... what's missing?"

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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    <fortune id="nyh-sig--seen-on-the">
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        <title>Seen on the back of a dump truck:</title>
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          <text><![CDATA[Seen on the back of a dump truck:
<---PASSING SIDE . . . . . SUICIDE--->

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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        <title>Share your knowledge. It&#39;s a way to</title>
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          <text><![CDATA[Share your knowledge. It's a way to
achieve immortality.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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        <title>Shortening Year-2000 to Y2K was just the</title>
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          <text><![CDATA[Shortening Year-2000 to Y2K was just the
kind of thinking that caused that problem!

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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        <body>
          <text><![CDATA[Sign above a shop selling burglar alarms:
"For the man who has everything"

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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        <title>Sign in pool: &quot;Welcome to our OOL. Notice</title>
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          <text><![CDATA[Sign in pool: "Welcome to our OOL. Notice
there is no P, please keep it that way."

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[Sign in zoo: Do not feed the animals. If
you have food give it to the guard on duty

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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        <title>Sign on a back of truck: &quot;Overtakers</title>
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          <text><![CDATA[Sign on a back of truck: "Overtakers
beware, or you might meet the Undertaker"

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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        <body>
          <text><![CDATA[Sign seen in restaurant: We Reserve The
Right To Serve Refuse To Anyone!

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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        <info>
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    <fortune id="nyh-sig--snowflakes-are-very">
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        <title>Snowflakes are very fragile, but look</title>
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          <text><![CDATA[Snowflakes are very fragile, but look
what they can do when they stick together!

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
]]></text>
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        <info>
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        <title>Software is like sex, it is better when</title>
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          <text><![CDATA[Software is like sex, it is better when
it's free -- Linus Torvalds

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
]]></text>
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        <title>Some people bring happiness wherever they</title>
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          <text><![CDATA[Some people bring happiness wherever they
go, others whenever they go.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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        <title>Someone offered you a cute little quote</title>
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        <body>
          <text><![CDATA[Someone offered you a cute little quote
for your signature? JUST SAY NO!

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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        </body>
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    <fortune id="nyh-sig--sorry-but-my">
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        <title>Sorry, but my karma just ran over your</title>
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      <raw>
        <body>
          <text><![CDATA[Sorry, but my karma just ran over your
dogma.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
]]></text>
        </body>
        <info>
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    <fortune id="nyh-sig--spelling-mistakes-left">
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        <title>Spelling mistakes left in for people who</title>
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        <body>
          <text><![CDATA[Spelling mistakes left in for people who
feel the need to correct others.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
]]></text>
        </body>
        <info>
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    <fortune id="nyh-sig--strike-not-only">
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          <text><![CDATA[Strike not only while the iron is hot,
make the iron hot by striking it.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
]]></text>
        </body>
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    <fortune id="nyh-sig--support-bacteria-theyre">
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        <title>Support bacteria - they&#39;re the only</title>
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        <body>
          <text><![CDATA[Support bacteria - they're the only
culture some people have!

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
]]></text>
        </body>
        <info>
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    <fortune id="nyh-sig--tact-is-the">
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          <text><![CDATA[Tact is the art of making a point without
making an enemy.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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        <info>
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          <text><![CDATA[Tact: The ability to describe others as
they see themselves. - Abraham Lincoln

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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    <fortune id="nyh-sig--take-my-advice">
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        <title>Take my advice, I don&#39;t use it anyway.</title>
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      <raw>
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          <text><![CDATA[Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.


	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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        </body>
        <info>
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    <fortune id="nyh-sig--tea-or-coffee">
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        <title>Tea or coffee? Coffee, without cream. It</title>
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      <raw>
        <body>
          <text><![CDATA[Tea or coffee? Coffee, without cream. It
will be without milk, we have no cream.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
]]></text>
        </body>
        <info>
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    <fortune id="nyh-sig--the-3-stages">
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        <title>The 3 stages of sex: Tri-weekly, try</title>
      </meta>
      <raw>
        <body>
          <text><![CDATA[The 3 stages of sex: Tri-weekly, try
weekly, try weakly.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
]]></text>
        </body>
        <info>
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        <title>The fact that no one understands you</title>
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      <raw>
        <body>
          <text><![CDATA[The fact that no one understands you
doesn't mean you're an artist.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
]]></text>
        </body>
        <info>
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        <title>The human mind is like a parachute - it</title>
      </meta>
      <raw>
        <body>
          <text><![CDATA[The human mind is like a parachute - it
functions better when it is open.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
]]></text>
        </body>
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        <title>The knowledge that you are an idiot, is</title>
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      <raw>
        <body>
          <text><![CDATA[The knowledge that you are an idiot, is
what distinguishes you from one.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
]]></text>
        </body>
        <info>
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    <fortune id="nyh-sig--the-meek-shall">
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        <title>The meek shall inherit the Earth, for</title>
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      <raw>
        <body>
          <text><![CDATA[The meek shall inherit the Earth, for
they are too timid to refuse it.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
]]></text>
        </body>
        <info>
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    <fortune id="nyh-sig--the-message-above">
      <meta>
        <title>The message above is just this</title>
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      <raw>
        <body>
          <text><![CDATA[The message above is just this
signature's way of propagating itself.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
]]></text>
        </body>
        <info>
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    <fortune id="nyh-sig--the-path-of">
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        <title>The path of least resistance is what</title>
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      <raw>
        <body>
          <text><![CDATA[The path of least resistance is what
makes rivers and politicians crooked.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
]]></text>
        </body>
        <info>
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    </fortune>
    <fortune id="nyh-sig--the-person-who">
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        <title>The person who knows how to laugh at</title>
      </meta>
      <raw>
        <body>
          <text><![CDATA[The person who knows how to laugh at
himself will never cease to be amused.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
]]></text>
        </body>
        <info>
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    </fortune>
    <fortune id="nyh-sig--the-road-to">
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        <title>The road to good intentions is paved with</title>
      </meta>
      <raw>
        <body>
          <text><![CDATA[The road to good intentions is paved with
hell.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
]]></text>
        </body>
        <info>
            <author>Nadav Har’El</author>
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    </fortune>
    <fortune id="nyh-sig--the-socks-in">
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        <title>The socks in my drawer are like</title>
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      <raw>
        <body>
          <text><![CDATA[The socks in my drawer are like
snowflakes: No two are alike.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
]]></text>
        </body>
        <info>
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    </fortune>
    <fortune id="nyh-sig--the-space-between">
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        <title>The space between my ears was</title>
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      <raw>
        <body>
          <text><![CDATA[The space between my ears was
intentionally left blank.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
]]></text>
        </body>
        <info>
            <author>Nadav Har’El</author>
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    </fortune>
    <fortune id="nyh-sig--the-trouble-with-being-punctual">
      <meta>
        <title>The trouble with being punctual is that</title>
      </meta>
      <raw>
        <body>
          <text><![CDATA[The trouble with being punctual is that
nobody is there to appreciate it.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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get elected.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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universe are hydrogen and stupidity.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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tell them everything you know.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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the right way

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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worshipped as gods. They never forgot.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[Time is the best teacher. Unfortunately
it kills all its students.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[To decide or not to decide, that is the
question. Or is it?

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[Today is the tomorrow you worried about
yesterday, and now you know why.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[Topologist, n.: A person who cannot tell
a doughnut from a coffee mug.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[Tourist: Someone who goes 3,000 miles to
get a picture in front of his car.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[Two wrongs may not make a right, but three
rights make a left.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[Unix is simple, but it takes a genius to
understand its simplicity.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[Unix is user friendly - it's just picky
about its friends.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[Unlike Microsoft, a restaurant will not
ask me to pay for food with a bug in it!

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[War doesn't determine who's right but
who's left.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[Ways to Relieve Stress #10: Make up a
language and ask people for directions.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[We aim to please, you aim too, please.
(sign in a gas station men's room)

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[We are Microsoft. You will be
assimilated. Resistance is futile.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[We could wipe out world hunger if we knew
how to make AOL's Free CD's edible!

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[Wear short sleeves! Support your right to
bare arms!

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[Welcome to the Church of the Holy
Cabbage. Lettuce pray...

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog
vendor? Make me one with everything.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[What's the difference between roast beef
and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[What's the greatest world-wide use of
cowhide? To hold cows together.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[What's tiny, yellow and very dangerous? A
canary with the super-user password.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[When everything's coming your way, you're
in the wrong lane.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[When you handle yourself, use your head;
when you handle others, use your heart.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[When you lose, don't lose the lesson.


	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[Why are you looking down here? The joke
is above!

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[Why aren't fishmongers generous? Their
business makes them selfish.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[Why do doctors call what they do
practice? Think about it.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[Why do programmers mix up Christmas and
Halloween? Because DEC 25 = OCT 31

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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        <body>
          <text><![CDATA[Why do we drive on a parkway and park on
a driveway?

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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        <body>
          <text><![CDATA[Willpower: The ability to eat only one
salted peanut.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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        <title>Windows detected you moved your mouse.</title>
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        <body>
          <text><![CDATA[Windows detected you moved your mouse.
Reboot for this change to take effect.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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        <title>Windows-2000/Professional isn&#39;t.</title>
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        <body>
          <text><![CDATA[Windows-2000/Professional isn't.


	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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          <text><![CDATA[You do not need a parachute to skydive.
You only need one to skydive twice.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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        <title>You have the right to remain silent.</title>
      </meta>
      <raw>
        <body>
          <text><![CDATA[You have the right to remain silent.
Anything you say will be used against you.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
]]></text>
        </body>
        <info>
            <author>Nadav Har’El</author>
            <work>Nadav Har’El’s E-mail Signature Quotes</work>
        </info>
      </raw>
    </fortune>
    <fortune id="nyh-sig--you-may-only">
      <meta>
        <title>You may only be one person to the world,</title>
      </meta>
      <raw>
        <body>
          <text><![CDATA[You may only be one person to the world,
but may also be the world to one person.

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
]]></text>
        </body>
        <info>
            <author>Nadav Har’El</author>
            <work>Nadav Har’El’s E-mail Signature Quotes</work>
        </info>
      </raw>
    </fortune>
    <fortune id="nyh-sig--echecho-xiuntr-nu">
      <meta>
        <title>ech`echo xiun|tr nu oc|sed</title>
      </meta>
      <raw>
        <body>
          <text><![CDATA[ech`echo xiun|tr nu oc|sed
'sx\([sx]\)\([xoi]\)xo un\2\1 is xg'`ol

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
]]></text>
        </body>
        <info>
            <author>Nadav Har’El</author>
            <work>Nadav Har’El’s E-mail Signature Quotes</work>
        </info>
      </raw>
    </fortune>
    <fortune id="nyh-sig--echo-qsaln0aln256pln256snlbx">
      <meta>
        <title>echo &#39;[q]sa[ln0=aln256%Pln256/snlbx]</title>
      </meta>
      <raw>
        <body>
          <text><![CDATA[echo '[q]sa[ln0=aln256%Pln256/snlbx]
sb3135071790101768542287578439snlbxq'|dc

	-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
]]></text>
        </body>
        <info>
            <author>Nadav Har’El</author>
            <work>Nadav Har’El’s E-mail Signature Quotes</work>
        </info>
      </raw>
    </fortune>
  </list>
</collection>
