I don't believe in fairies. Oops! A fairy died.
I don't believe in fairies. Oops! Another fairy died.
Shlomi Fish
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The prefix "God Said" has the extraordinary logical property of
converting any statement that follows it into a true one.
Shlomi Fish
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A Jewish Deduction
The Bible dictates that "Thou shalt not seethe [= cook] a kid [= young goat]
in his mother's milk." To avoid any possibility of breaking that regulation,
the Jewish tradition ruled that it also applies to female goats, to mature
goats, and to the meat and milk of two completely unrelated goats. It is
also forbidden to eat the meat with fresh milk, and it applies to beef
and mutten as well (including mixing the milk and meat of two different
beasts). Finally, chicken, which are incapable of milk production, may not
be eaten along with any mammal's milk either.
We are fortunate that most mathematicians were not Jewish. Otherwise, it
would have been forbidden to divide by all numbers between -1 and 1.
Shlomi Fish
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I used to be arrogant. Now I'm simply Perfect.
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If the ancient Greeks had invented UNIX, Murphy's Law would have been known
as Aristotle's Law.
Had they invented MS-Windows, Murphy's Law would have been known as the Law
of Socrates.
Shlomi Fish
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Microsoft's slogan used to be "Microsoft - making it all make sense."
Today it should be: "Microsoft - making everything make sense. Ours."
Shlomi Fish
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Linux - Because Software Problems Should not Cost Money.
Shlomi Fish
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The American Lottery - all you need is a dollar and a dream. We will
take the dollar, but you can keep the dream.
Shlomi Fish
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"Shit Happens" according to the religions of the world
(Deltas by Shlomi Fish)
Judaism: God knows you will do shit, does nothing to prevent it, but makes
you take the blame for it anyway.
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"Shit Happens" according to the religions of the world
(Deltas by Shlomi Fish)
Judaism: God is all the shit, all the non-shit and all the intermediate
demi-shits in between.
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Let's interpret the past according to the present and not the present
according to the past.
Shlomi Fish
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"Computer Sciense is no more about computers than astronomy is about
telescopes"
Edsger W. Dijkstra
"Programming Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about
stars."
Shlomi Fish
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[Discussing the shortage of IT workers as of 1998 on E-mail]
Shlomi Fish to Omer Zak: "Even the NSA doesn't have enough programmers. But it
is not likely that they will have more and that's because 'Summerschool at
the NSA' may might as well be the name of Sarah Michelle Gellar's next
movie."
Omer Zak to Shlomi Fish: "And as opposed to 'I Know What You Did Last
Summer' it is going to be scary."
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Objective philosophy is like a pencil sharpener for one's mind.
Shlomi Fish
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Oh! I wish you could see the look on his face! Actually, I would have also
liked to see the look on his face, but just then I woke up from the dream.
"The Enemy and how I Helped to Fight It"
Shlomi Fish
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Had I not been already insane, I would have long ago driven myself mad.
"The Enemy and how I Helped to Fight It"
Shlomi Fish
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"Except for that, I planned a political simulator that forecast the two World
Wars after I entered all the relevant data until the year 1000 AD."
"Do you have a computer at home?"
"Oh no. At present the program is written on a paper. Don't ask how much
time it took me to take out all the bugs from it. But it was great fun!"
"The Enemy and how I Helped to Fight it"
Shlomi Fish
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"Likewise." Added the interviewer and said: "Your answers were also very ...
unusual."
"Although this description cannot testify on their quality, I take it as a
compliment."
"The Enemy and how I Helped to Fight It"
Shlomi Fish
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The government of the Supporter will finance your travel, and you will be
able to leave tomorrow morning. We would like to inform you of the following
facts: we cannot assure your safety during this travel. Furthermore,
despite your long service at the Organization and your constructive
proposal, we cannot say, wholeheartedly or halfheartedly, that we wish
to protect your safety. Likewise, we cannot guarantee that we would not
take actions that may harm you, indirectly or in a direct manner.
We hope to see you here very soon.
"The Enemy and how I Helped to Fight It"
Shlomi Fish
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"Okay, I think that I can now return to my country and my village. By the
way, how many forbidden books do you have?"
"Oh,", one of them said to me, " their number grows up geometrically. When I
checked two weeks ago, their number was 2,148,763. A week ago there were
4,278,109 forbidden writings. Now there must be about 8,600,000."
"You are wrong.", I said to him.
"I beg your pardon?"
"There are now exactly 8,517,559 or 8,517,560 forbidden books."
"Why is it so important?"
"Why, it means that meanwhile you have 82,440 or 82,441 extra books you can
read at bedtime if you can't fall asleep!"
"The Enemy and how I Helped to Fight It"
Shlomi Fish
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"And what is the nature of those activists: Socialists? Communists?
Liberals? ... "
"Let's say for simplicity that they are people of my intellect, only
that as opposed to me they are sane."
"The Enemy and how I Helped to Fight It"
Shlomi Fish
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A more experienced programmer does not make less bugs. He just realizes
what went wrong more quickly.
Shlomi Fish
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BTW, for an editor with no replace feature (at least not on Windows 95),
no regular-expression search and replace, no indentation support,
no syntax-highlighting and no macros and scriptability features:
MS Notepad is one hell of an editor!
"Wonderous are the ways of Microsoft"
Shlomi Fish
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Suggested Improvements to the Documentation:
The WYSIWYT project was for a long time fascinated by Microsoft's tremendous
desire to advance its Internet Explorer web-browser. We saw the fact that
they switched the help systems of the upcoming Windows 98, as well as
Microsoft Visual C++ 5.0, to HTML a major step in advancing our project.
As a complementary step, some of the chief heads of our project suggested
that the Windows' manuals themselves, as well as all of Microsoft's ads,
will be designed in HTML and printed after being rendered by IE4. While this
project is in the preliminary and planning stages, we expect it to acquire a
large momentum soon.
"IRPWUG Announces Project 'WYSIWYT'"
Shlomi Fish
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If:
1. A is A.
2. A is not not-A.
does it also imply that:
1. B is B.
2. B is not not-B.
Shlomi Fish
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I know I'm blond, but I have to colour my hair brown, so people whould
not think I'm stupid. Because, like the title of the book says: "You've only
got Three Seconds".
Actually, since Amazon sent us two books like that, you've only got six
seconds.
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Knuth is not God! It took him two days to build the Roman Empire.
Shlomi Fish in Hackers-IL message No. 2049
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Knuth is not God! God has already released TeX version 4.0.
Shlomi Fish
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>
> Shlomi,
>
> Have you ever considered taking a Turing test? ;-)
>
Sure I did. I sat at one point of an IRC channel, and someone
tested me. Eventually it was discovered that I am a computer, but it
turned out the other side was an Eliza program. Strangely enough, I could
not detect that the latter fact was true.
Shlomi Fish in Hackers-IL message No. 2465
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There is no IGLU Cabal! None of them could pass the Turing test. But
strangely enough a computer program they coded, could.
Shlomi Fish in Hackers-IL message No. 2465
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Knuth is not God! Google is not God! RMS is not God!
God himself said that was the case.
Shlomi Fish in Hackers-IL message No. 2385
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Knuth is not God! Typing "God" into Google and pressing "I'm Feeling
Lucky" would not lead you to his homepage.
Shlomi Fish in Hackers-IL message No. 2084
("The Great WWW-Wisdom Shootout")
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Knuth is not God! Unless you confuse him with Dijkstra.
Shlomi Fish in Hackers-IL message No. 2037
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(I am patenting issuing a TINIC with anything else but the phrase "There
is no IGLU Cabal!". The patent number is kept secret to avoid violating
the copyright of its text)
Shlomi Fish in Hackers-IL message No. 2021
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C++ supports Object-Oriented Programming roughly as much as COBOL supports
Functional Programming.
Shlomi Fish
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I hope that if it had not been clear before, it isn't less clear now.
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Jack: Hi, Sophie!
Sophie: Don't "Hi, Sophie!" me.
Jack: Don't "Don't 'Hi, Sophie!' me" me!
Shlomi Fish
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My opinions may seem crazy but they all make sense. Insane sense, but sense
nonetheless.
Shlomi Fish
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Shlomi, I'm considering naming a corollary of Godwyn's law after you -
any discussion of anything is over when you mention Freecell Solver.
Muli Ben-Yehuda on #kernelnewbies (irc.kernelnewbiews.org)
Muli: BTW, I think that any discussion only begins to gain momentum
when I mention Freecell Solver.
Shlomi Fish on #offtopic (irc.kernelnewbies.org)
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There's no point in keeping an idea to yourself since there's a 10 to 1
chance that somebody already has it and will share it before you.
Shlomi Fish
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Two apples a day will keep two doctors away.
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"You are banished! You are banished! You are banished! - hey I'm just
kidding!"
Shlomi Fish
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[Discussing Foreign Languages Knowledge in the U.S.A]
Ben Collins-Sussman: Tis' true, unlike Europe, the language doesn't
change every 100 miles.
Shlomi Fish: And unlike England, the accent does not change every 10
miles.
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What happened to Christopher Michael Pilato?
Is he gone?
Is he gone for good?
Is he gone for better?
Is he gone for best?
Is he gone forever?
Will he return?
Who is Christopher Michael Pilato, anyway?
Shlomi Fish
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> Can anyone draw a plan as to how to teach a computer to laugh? Say we
> define laugh as print "LOL", and define smile as print ":)". How would a
> computer know when to print any of those, and when to operate an Eliza
> program?
Judging by IRC or AOL, randomly would do just fine ;-)
Muli Ben-Yehuda in Hackers-IL message No. 3513
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In Philosophy, as much as in software engineering, you don't get credit for
originality. What matters is the final product, not who came up with the
idea for each feature first.
Shlomi Fish
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> Unfortunatly as other people have mentioned - the HURD is seriously
> lacking in developers, especially driver writers. Linux is to blame for
> most of that.
KImageShop is seriously lacking in developers, and the GIMP is to blame
for most of that.
Shlomi Fish in a Linux-IL post
(http://www.mail-archive.com/linux-il@cs.huji.ac.il/msg31920.html)
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He has a high degree of idealism, a high degree of stubbornness, and an even
higher degree of inability to distinguish between the two.
Shlomi Fish
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> Thanks, applied as change #22936.
>
And thank you for applying this patch. But to be honest, I'm a little
disappointed. I expected it won't go in so easily and will trigger some
discussion here. But there was none. No typo corrections ("you mis-spelled
'floccinaucinihilipilification'"); no flames ("this patch is the worst
thing since non-sliced bread"). Nothing.
Someone should do something about it. This direction is not healthy for
p5p. Seriously.
Shlomi Fish in perl5-porters
http://www.nntp.perl.org/group/perl.perl5.porters/92352
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Right now, I think I'll go to sleep.
nite rindolf
sleep-fu well
mitch: night.
Bye all!
mitch: there are no PDB entries for me sleeping.
mitch: nor do I want any.
haha
(rindolf-sleep INTERACTIVE|NONINTERACTIVE)
mitch: heh
mitch: (plug-in-rindolf-sleep ...
:)
(plug-in-rindolf-sleep 8 HOURS)
Contemplating some potential procedural database functions
in #gimp.
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a quickie: are 'adjustments layers' planned to be implemented
in gimp?
yacoob: at some point in the future, yes.
nomis: dare to estimate how far this future is?
yacoob: no.
yacoob: faster if you contribute.
* nomis waits for the "oh, I cannot program at all".
nomis: faster if he learns how to program, and then
contributes.
:)
rindolf: you wouldn't like me to contribute, believe me ;)
#gimp
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[Commenting in Slashdot after Arnold Schwarzenegger's decision to use
open-source software in the California government:]
> This is obviously because Bill Gates and Steve Jobs are girly-men.
Yeah and what are the offerings of the open-source world? Let's see:
1. Linus Torvalds - Looks like a dweeb, ergo is a dweeb. How girly is that?
(plus his wife can kick ass better than him)
2. Richard M. Stallman - a hippy. How girly is that?
3. Eric S. Raymond - a nice looking man with a mustache. Baby faced, so he
looks a bit girly to me.
4. Larry Wall - a cross between Linus and RMS (i.e: a hippy dweeb) that is
even more girly.
So who do we have left? Alan Cox? OK, he's manly. (huge man, huge facial hair,
etc.) And all the others are so neglible people don't even know how they look
like.
Note: this comment may have been a bit cruel, so sorry. Don't take it too
seriously, especially if you're one of the guys I laughed about. I hold you all
with the greatest respect. Seriously.
Sincerily yours,
Shlomi Fish (who is a quite girly male himself).
- http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=117863&cid=9962843
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If his programming is anything like his philosophizing, he would find ten
imaginary bugs in the "Hello World" program.
Shlomi Fish
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buu: do you have a working manual of BL?
s/working/up-to-date/
It's kind of sort of up to date
he means NO
I've got some docs!
buu: do you have a functional spec? An architecture
document? An interface whitepaper? A developer's guide?
A user manual? A "The BL-Book" and "BL - The Program"?
rindolf: no, no, no no and no
--
Discussing the merits of documenting one's pet languages on
FreeNode's #perl channel.
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Hacker sees bug. Hacker fixes bug.
Shlomi Fish
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Tcl is LISP on drugs. Using strings instead of S-expressions for closures
is Evil with one of those gigantic E's you can find at the beginning of
chapters.
Shlomi Fish
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Linus Torvalds: "95% of Programmers consider themselves in the top 5%".
Shlomi Fish's Corollary: "95% of Programmers consider 95% of the code they
did not write, in the bottom 5%."
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Linuxgrrl: well The Gilmore Girls is also a drama. Sort of a
dramedie, but a serious one.
Meh.
Too girly for me.
Linuxgrrl: you are a girl.
Linuxgrrl: let me guess - you're using Debian or Gentoo, right?
Gentoo.
Linuxgrrl: knew it.
Linuxgrrl: no self-respecting tomboy would use Mandrake.
Shlomi Fish (rindolf) and Linuxgrrl on OFTC's #linuxchics.
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C++ is complex, complexifying and complexified.
(With apologies to the Oxford English Dictionary).
Shlomi Fish
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I'm siicckk of blogging memes.
You are this file type.
You are that type of cloth.
You are this member of the Friends show
jkauffman: LOL.
"January 4th, 2005: Just took an online quiz and it turns out
I'm a Joey type"
Shlomi Fish (rindolf) and jkauffman on Freenode's #perlcafe
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sleeper: why are people obsessed with one-liners?
It takes 3 lines - OMG what a disaster!
rindolf: newline prices went up again
Botje: I buy my newlines in the black market
Botje: again? drat.
* Botje reports rindolf to the newline police
Botje: I know about an... (underground) operation going on to
pirate newlines.
Botje: I bribed a few cops in the newline police, but nice try.
Botje: Some crazy guys are trying to free newlines from
patents! They want to rid the market!
* cursor gets called up to serve in the newline jury
I think we need to start a campaign to lift all restrictions
off newlines.
rindolf: La Resistance lives on!\n
I already stockpiled millions of newlines
Botje: We can have the one-liners destroyed by sundown
Not destroyed, but... TURNED INTO TWO-LINERS! Mwuhahaha!
-- Did anybody see my newline at Freenode's #perl channel.
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* buu Stevie[FP] with a plunger.
* Stevie[FP] looks for the verb in that sentence
i think you're missing a verb
I think he's missing a brain.
unless Stevie[FP] is a verb i don't know
Stevie[FP]: v. see Stevie[FP]
I am not a verb!
you've been verbatized
* rindolf Stevie[FP]'s Chris62vw
verbalized?
Stevie[FP]: verbalized is a different thing.
Stevie[FP]: it comes from "verbal".
Verbified.
Verbiated.
stefan: verbificated.
verbed.
Verberated.
Stevie[FP]: verberation is overrated.
-- Verbing the verb on Freenode's #perl
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rindolf: you are seriously the craziest fucker I know
and I know some crazy ass people
haha
tyler-: I am crazy. And proud of it.
rindolf: you should be
haha
Ahh man
tyler-: being crazy is hard work. I worked all my life to be
crazy.
Normal people aren't fun.
tyler-: "Craziness is not an action. It's a process."
heh
rindolf: I see
You need to tend to your insanity.
tyler-: do you want to be crazy?
rindolf: that's why I feed my leprechaun at least once a
day.
tyler-: I can teach you everything I know.
Freenode's #perlcafe
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mofino: I have some money, and am living and am supported
by my parents.
mofino: there's much less of a taboo against living with
one parents after school in Israel, than there is in the
States.
It's not taboo
It's pathetic.
Although, sometimes life sucks, and you have no choice.
you know, it depends
if you're not married and / or not getting any, it doesn't
much matter if you live with your folks
ender, usually when you have self-respect, you try and you
know, make it on your own
q[ender]: are you married and not getting any? You could
live with your parents.
hahaha
haha
awesome
rindolf++ # good burn!
-- Discussing living with one's parents on IRC.
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:)-<
+--
-- Moses the Smiley by Shlomi Fish
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The first phrase that need to be taught when teaching a new language is how
to say "Do you speak English?".
The first thing that needs to be taught when teaching a new computer tool
is how to exit it.
Shlomi Fish
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He who re-invents the wheel, will understand much better how a wheel works.
He who re-invents the wheel, may actually invent a much better wheel.
Shlomi Fish
He who re-invents the wheel will likely design a square wheel and spend a
year trying to figure out why it doesn't work properly.
Nadav Har'El
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Sometimes you don't need to be familiar with a better alternative to know
that something sucks. Take Microsoft Word for example.
Eran Keidar
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The difference between a good student and a bad student is that a bad
student forgets the material five minutes before the test, while a good
student five minutes afterwards.
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Real programmers don't write workarounds. They tell their users to upgrade
their software.
Shlomi Fish
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If his programming is anything like his philosophising, he would find 10
imaginary bugs in the "Hello World" program.
Shlomi Fish
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Jewish Atheists are the only true Atheists. They beat the hell out of Goy
Atheists.
Shlomi Fish
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i hate xml.....
indeed
mcrawfor: :-)
mcrawfor++ # Nice joke
ehm. ouch.
rindolf: no!
mcrawfor
Botje: LOL.
Botje
FreeNode's #perl
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dazjorz is now known as __you
* __you fart
* __you say "oops"
__you: heh
* __you kick rindolf
<__you> (rindolf, you're now being kicked by 435 people)
__you need to go outside.
__you: Who owns you?
* __you go outside
* __you are pwned by dazjorz
__you is now known as we
* we are having a useless off-topic conversation right now
we: hahah
we is now known as __you
* __you decide this channel is now useless and decide to
leave
simcop2387 is now known as we
* we are not amused
* __you and I are together simcop2387
squeeks is now known as _I_
* _I_ need to tell __you something
* __you listen
simcop2387 is now known as we
* we need help
* _I_ think we are getting a bit sick of the shenanigans
I'm so making a fortune out of it.
* we want to be on bash.org
/me (or I, you or we) is finding it amusing on Freenode's #perl.
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Freenode's #perl:
---------------
Oh! I fixed it :D
Yay :D
spyro_boy: congrats!
Thanks for your help, everyone. :)
spyro_boy: now you should translate this script to O'Caml,
Haskell, Perl 6.
rindolf, huh?
spyro_boy: Smalltalk, C, C++, Visual Basic...
rindolf, translate to what?
spyro_boy: to all these programming languages.
haha
rindolf, yeah.
Because a script in perl is Not Enough.
spyro_boy: but see the Great Computer Language Shootout.
rindolf, I tried learning C,C++, and Java, but I couldn't
catch on.
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wankit
Perl 6, unlike most people, is able to breathe in the
vacuum of space. In fact, anything else would damage its
respiratory system. Because of this, whenever it's
visiting Earth, it wears a respirator, which resembles a
kickass beard.
Heh heh.
Are all of buubot's wankit factoids about Perl 6?
He should have some about Chuck Norris, too.
fictional factoids about a partially designed, partially
implemented, partially wanted language. :)
merlyn: yeah.
Heh - those are all Chuck Norris quotes with s/Chuck/P6/
rindolf: It's written in Chuck Norris, right
Chuck Norris writes code in Perl 6. Before Larry's done.
And it works.
merlyn: Chuck Norris wrote Perl 6 in a day but then
destroyed all evidence with his bare hands, so no one
will know his secrets.
-- FreeNode's #perl.
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ajs: perhaps Chuck Norris would be a useful addition to
the Pugs and Parrot teams.
rindolf: If Norris can write, give him a commit bit, and
tie him to a keyboard ;)
I thought he already had commit
Chuck Norris commits with a roundhouse kick into the SVN
server's head
* FurnaceBoy chuckles
daxim: If you can get that to pass the test suite, then
more power to you!
Chuck *is* the test suite
chuck norris does not code, when he sits at a
computer, it just does whatever he wants.
Kattana: :-)
ah, we're easy to amuse
Be the test suite, Chuck... BE the test suite.
you gotta pass 'make chuck'
Chuck Norris Perlsixifies at FreeNode's #perl6 channel.
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LeoNerd: I need to get a life.
They can be quite useful, but they do have a crazy amount of
dependencies..
And sometimes they can be a bit unstable - I think they're
still beta-testing
Geek Humour at FreeNode's #perl
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Daveman: i use a ZED PEE EM to power my computer, its the
ultimate YOU PEE ES
* Daveman throws an Elisabeth at Simcop
Me catches the Elisabeth in mid-air.
with an s, excellent choice
:o
Interception!
Daveman: when my friend and I played Frisbee, we had an
intra-tree move.
* SubStack pirates Elisabeth and seeds a torrent
Which was unintended.
Elisabeth: are you here?
HAHAHAHHA
Substack++
* SubStack wins at life.
An Elisabeth for all! And all for an Elisabeth.
Freenode's #perl
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what is a good book for getting up to speed with perl?
learning perl!
intermediate perl!
the camel is the _only book_
:-P
* merlyn bats nachos silly
:-(
Alexi5: there's also Beginning Perl, which is available
online.
* f00li5h saw that coming
You should learn Perl from "Learning Perl in 24 minutes
Unleashed!"
rindolf: ``Learning perl in 24 minutes Unleashed, in a
nutshell for dummies'' is the one i have
f00li5h: that's even better.
FreeNode's #perl
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"You know:", The physicist said, "in my opinion since you left the Organization
you acted without thinking a lot before you did things. I would define your
behavior as deriving from spontaneousness and fickle-mindedness that border
on rashness. Do you also think so?"
"Of course!" I answered him, "Except for arrogance, rashness is my only
defect!"
Excerpt from "The Enemy and How I Helped to Fight it"
By: Shlomi Fish
http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/TheEnemy/
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The current solution offered by Nvidia may be the second-best solution. But
this is one case where the second best solution is not good enough.
Shlomi Fish in http://www.petitiononline.com/nvfoss/petition.html
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If it isn't in my email, it doesn't exist.
And if the whole world says one thing and my email says something different,
email will conquer.
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Hi CSWookie
CSWookie: aren't you also on Freenode?
rindolf: What's up.
rindolf: I am.
CSWookie: I'm fine.
CSWookie: you are a Buffy fan right?
rindolf: I am. Although really, more a Willow fan. Nothing
hotter than red-headed Jewesses that are scared of boys.
GimpNet's #gimp
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Are you using Firefox?
yeah...
Interesting...
Don't know.
<[x86]> use a real browser... you know... like IE!
* [x86] runs
IE 3 > *
IE 2 > *
gopher!
firefox can actually do gopher URLs
GNU info!
feh.
Discussing Vintage Hypertext on Freenode's #perl
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Hi all! How can I tell Flash in FF to play using artsd? It
keeps trying to invoke esd. I'm on Mandriva 2007.
the REAL question is, wtf is taking adobe so long with
flash 9 :@
rindolf: you might have to set that with firefox' settings.
or, do what good people do and use opera.
:P
* rindolf slaps vexati0n
vexati0n: I'm not using Opera. Period.
I don't like it and it's not FOSS.
god, it's like opera is anathema just cause people can't
look at it's code or something.
like YUO are going to tinker with your browser's source
code anyway
vexati0n: actually, I did that for Firefox.
vexati0n: I have a bug pending on bugzilla.mozilla.org.
vexati0n: nah, nah, nah, nah
well, you wouldn't have to do it with opera because it
already works :P
vexati0n: I hate the fact that it resizes images.
vexati0n: it causes the images to be too large.
vexati0n: now tell me how do I fix that.
opera resizes images? o.O
do you have a page it screws up so i can look?
vexati0n: when I press Ctrl++ and Ctrl+-
oh. you mean it doesn't just increase the size of the text.
vexati0n: take http://www.shlomifish.org/art/ for example.
vexati0n: yes.
Freenode's ##linux
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The bad thing about hardware is that it sometimes work and sometimes doesn't.
The good thing about software is that it's consistent: it always does not work,
and it always does not work in exactly the same way.
Shlomi Fish
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Kev: thanks.
Kev: did you post it on the French page?
not yet
Kev: you need to create an account first. But it's easy.
It's' a MediaWiki based wiki.
arghhhhhhhhhhhh
Kev: what's wrong?
Maybe MediaWiki wronged him in some way!
wiki
Just be thankful it isn't a blog!
Kev: what's wrong with wikis?
And be extra thankful it's not MySpace.
Mt. Allison [University] is now paying 5 students to
maintain a "life as a Mt. A student" blog
-- Freenode's #perlcafe
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Well I'm confused and I'm going home
Later guys
And girl.
Young tender girl ...
sweet 16 year old girl ....
haha
mofino: heh.
* mofino puts away his lynching pedo personality
;)
lates
--- ChanServ gives channel operator status to jagerman
<-- jagerman has kicked mofino from #perlcafe (Leave already :P)
--- jagerman removes channel operator status from jagerman
We have found pedobear and he is mofino
--> mofino has joined #perlcafe
can you like not do that as I'm picking up my keys?
you fagerman
fagerman, homofino, what's next?
I know - q[tyler-]
OTOH, I've been called Slimy Fish lately.
rindolf: The *real* Slimy Fish?
avar: the one and only 100% original real actual and
unmatched Slimy Fish!
I'm the real Slimy, yes I'm the real Slimy, if you're the
real Slimy and not just a Slimy. So will the real Slimy
please stand up, please stand up...
* jagerman is ashamed for actually knowing those lyrics
sing it jew boy:)
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CSWookie: tried Christian Ubuntu yet? ;-)
lol.
Oh dear, you weren't joking.
goldfish: no, I was.
hah
"Ubuntu Christian Edition is a free, open source operating
system geared towards Christians. It is based on the
popular Ubuntu Linux. Ubuntu is a complete Linux-based
operating system, freely available with both community and
professional support."
i might try it soon
right now we are using plain dapper at my church