| shlomif | BTW, have you read my stories yet? |
| Sjors | I haven’t |
| shlomif | Ah. |
| shlomif | "If you read my stories, I’ll give you 1,000,000 virtual dollars." |
| Sjors | Causing me to have a lot of extra virtual time! |
| shlomif | And be virtually rich. |
| shlomif | And then you can virtually bribe virtual politicians. |
| shlomif | And buy a lot of virtual goods. |
| shlomif | LOL. |
| Sjors | Then, I’d be virtually happy |
| Sjors | Too bad... :P |
| shlomif | It’s a virtual win-win situation. |
| shlomif | You can hire many virtual programmers to write a lot of virtual code for KMess. |
| shlomif | "My old virtual dad used to say to me: ‘virtual money does not bring you virtual happiness, my virtual son.’" |