Chuck Norris and Perl 6 - Fortune [possible satire]

rindolfwankit
buubotPerl 6, unlike most people, is able to breathe in the vacuum of space. In fact, anything else would damage its respiratory system. Because of this, whenever it's visiting Earth, it wears a respirator, which resembles a kickass beard.
rindolfHeh heh.
rindolfAre all of buubot's wankit factoids about Perl 6?
rindolfHe should have some about Chuck Norris, too.
merlynfictional factoids about a partially designed, partially implemented, partially wanted language. :)
rindolfmerlyn: yeah.
merlynHeh - those are all Chuck Norris quotes with s/Chuck/P6/
dabreegsterrindolf: It's written in Chuck Norris, right
merlynChuck Norris writes code in Perl 6. Before Larry's done. And it works.
rindolfmerlyn: Chuck Norris wrote Perl 6 in a day but then destroyed all evidence with his bare hands, so no one will know his secrets.
Channel#perl
NetworkFreenode
TaglineChuck Norris and Perl 6
Published2009-12-14