Chuck Norris Perlsixifies at Freenode’s #perl6 channel. - Fortune [possible satire]

rindolfajs: perhaps Chuck Norris would be a useful addition to the Pugs and Parrot teams.
ajsrindolf: If Norris can write, give him a commit bit, and tie him to a keyboard ;)
FurnaceBoyI thought he already had commit
daximChuck Norris commits with a roundhouse kick into the SVN server’s head
* FurnaceBoychuckles
ajsdaxim: If you can get that to pass the test suite, then more power to you!
FurnaceBoyChuck *is* the test suite
KattanaChuck Norris does not code, when he sits at a computer, it just does whatever he wants.
rindolfKattana: :-)
daximah, we’re easy to amuse
ajsBe the test suite, Chuck... BE the test suite.
FurnaceBoyyou gotta pass ‘make chuck’
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Published2008-07-04