| convivial | high-rez, but I don't know enough to help you because I am a newbie to perl programming and although I am in deep love with perl and planning on marrying perl, I still have a lot to learn. |
| rindolf | convivial: you can only marry Perl if polygamy is legal where you live. |
| rindolf | convivial: because Perl and I are already married. :-D |
| convivial | why is that? I'm single :) |
| rindolf | convivial: but Perl isn't. |
| convivial | oh crap ! |
| convivial | all the good languages are already married :( |
| rindolf | convivial: COBOL is still single. |
| rindolf | convivial: but I heard she's a total bitch. |
| convivial | ewwwwwwwwwwww, so is JCL and no one is knocking down either of their doors |
| convivial | rindolf, Janet Reno is single! |
| rindolf | convivial: what kind of programming language is "Janet Reno"? |
| convivial | :) |
| convivial | she is a person |
| rindolf | convivial: I'm not interested in people, I'm only interested in programming languages. |
| shaldannon | rindolf: you should try Ada |
| rindolf | shaldannon: Ada 95? |
| shaldannon | yeah |
| shaldannon | the syntax of Pascal, the power of Basic and the friendliness of Java |