D&D Stats Explained with Tomatoes - Fortune

D&D Stats Explained with Tomatoes

  • Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
  • Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
  • Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
  • Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
  • Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
  • Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
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