Excerpt from the TV Show Friends - #104 - Fortune

Excerpt from the TV Show Friends - #104

Ross: I’m hurt! I’m actually hurt, that you would think that I would send you any of those things out of any thing other than love. Hurt! Hurt!

Rachel: All right Ross!! I get it!!

Ross: I mean my God…

Rachel: You’re hurt!

Ross: …can’t, can’t a guy send a barbershop quartet to his girlfriend’s office anymorrrrre!!

Rachel: Oh, please, Ross it was so obvious! It was like you were marking your territory. I mean you might have well have just come in and peed all around my desk!

Ross: I would never do that.

Author David Crane & Marta Kauffman
Work Friends (T.V. Show)