Excerpt from the TV Show Friends - #107 - Fortune

Excerpt from the TV Show Friends - #107

Luisa: Oookay. Are you aware that possession of an illegal exotic [Ross’ Monkey, Marcel] is, uh, punishable by up to two years in prison and confiscation of the animal?

Phoebe: Oh my God. You’d put that poor little creature in jail?

Monica: Pheebs, you remember how we talked about saying things quietly to yourself first?

Phoebe: Yes, but there isn’t always time!

Author David Crane & Marta Kauffman
Work Friends (T.V. Show)