Excerpt from the TV Show Friends - #143 - Fortune

Excerpt from the TV Show Friends - #143

Chandler: [holding a tissue] And is this in case the house sneezes?

Phoebe: No, no, that’s the ghost for the attic.

Monica: I don’t want a ghost.

Phoebe: Well, nobody wants a ghost. But you’ve got one, because the house is sitting on an ancient Indian burial ground.

Ross: Wait a minute, the house was built on radioactive waste, and an ancient Indian burial ground? That would never happen.

Phoebe: Okay, obviously you don’t know much about the U.S. government.

Author David Crane & Marta Kauffman
Work Friends (T.V. Show)