Erica: [= Joey’s loony fan] Drake, what’re you getting at?
Ross: That’s right, he’s not Drake, he’s Hans Remore, Drake’s evil twin.
Rachel: Yes, yes it is true. And I know this because, because he pretended to be Drake to, to sleep with me. [throws water in his face]
Monica: And then he told me he would run away with me, and he didn’t. [throws water in his face]
Chandler: And you left the toilet seat up, you bastard. [throws water in his face]