Excerpt from the TV Show Friends - #164 - Fortune [possible satire]

Phoebe Sr.: So I guess you’d like to know how it all happened.

Phoebe: I-I mean I, well I think I can figure it out. I guess y’know I was born, and everyone started lying their asses off!

Phoebe Sr.: Noo! No! It wasn’t like that I… Remember how I told you how Lily, Frank, and I we were, we were close. Well, we were, we were very close.

Phoebe: How close?

Phoebe Sr.: Well, the-the three of us we were, kind of um, a couple.

Phoebe: I don’t even know how that would work!

Phoebe Sr.: Well, we were…

Phoebe: (interrupting) I’m not asking!

AuthorDavid Crane & Marta Kauffman
WorkFriends (T.V. Show)
Published2008-07-04