Ross: I didn’t know what I was
taking full responsibility for! Okay?! I didn’t finish the whole
letter!
Rachel: You fell asleep?!
Ross: It was 5:30 in the morning,
and you had rambled on for 18 pages. Front and back!! Oh-oh-oh, and
by the way, Y-O-U-apostrophe-R-E means “you are,” Y-O-U-R means
“your!”
Rachel: Y’know I can’t believe I
even thought about getting back together again! We are so
over!!
Ross: [starts to cry] FINE BY ME!! [he opens the door and traps Chandler behind
it]
Rachel: Oh, oh, and hey-hey-hey,
those little spelling tips will come in handy when you’re at home
on Saturday nights playing Scrabble with Monica!!
Rachel: [to Monica] Sorry!! [to Ross] I just feel bad about all that sleep
you’re gonna miss wishing you were with me!
Ross: Oh, no-no-no don’t you
worry about me falling asleep. I still have your letter!!!
Rachel: And hey! Just so you
know, it’s not that common, it doesn’t happen to every guy, and it
is a big deal!!