Chandler: Alright, ok, alright.
So I can’t fire Joseph but uh, I can sleep with his wife.
Chandler: Yeah, Karen. I’m
thinking about having an affair with her. Oh, you know what? I just
did.
Joey: Ahh. What the hell are you
doing to me man.
Chandler: Oh well it’s not me,
it’s my character, Chandy. Yeah, the rogue processor who seduces
his co-workers’ wives for sport and then laughs about it the next
day at the water cooler. In fact, I have her panties right there in
my drawer.
Chandler: No freakshow, she’s
fictional.