Chandler: She’s amazing! She makes the women that I dream about look like short, fat, bald men!
Monica: Well, go over to her! She’s not with anyone.
Chandler: Oh yeah, and what would my opening line be? “Excuse me. Blarrglarrghh.”
Rachel: Oh, c’mon. She’s a person, you can do it!
Chandler: Oh please, could she be more out of my league? Ross, back me up here.
Ross: He could never get a woman like that in a million years.
Chandler: Thank you, buddy.
Phoebe: Oh, oh, but y’know, you always see those really beautiful women with those really nothing guys. You could be one of those guys!