Excerpt from the TV Show Friends - #92 - Fortune

Excerpt from the TV Show Friends - #92

Joey: Okay, some tricks of the trade. Now, I’ve never been able to cry as an actor, so if I’m in a scene where I have to cry, I cut a hole in my pocket, take a pair of tweezers, and just start pulling. Or ah, or, let’s say I wanna convey that I’ve just done something evil. That would be the basic “I have a fishhook in my eyebrow and I like it”. [Does it by raising one eyebrow, and showing off the pretend fishhook.] Okay, let’s say I’ve just gotten bad news, well all I do there is try and divide 232 by 13. [looks all confused] And that’s how it’s done. Great soap opera acting tonight everybody, class dismissed.

Author David Crane & Marta Kauffman
Work Friends (T.V. Show)