How Much Infinity do you need? - Fortune [possible satire]

Altreusrindolf: you can make a processor in minecraft yes
rindolfAltreus: ah, OK.
Altreusa computer in a computer
rindolfLet's write a Perl->Minecraft compiler.
Altreusvery meta
rindolfImplementing a Turing complete interpreter inside a VM is not hard.
rindolfvi keystrokes (not vimscript) are also Turing complete.
rindolfAs is the Game of Life and infinite Minesweeper
jetterorindolf: I can almost imagine GoL, but how is minesweeper going to be Turing complete?
Altreusnuts
Altreusthat always worked for me
Altreusmaybe you have to log in at least once
woldrichbah
rindolfjettero: http://web.mat.bham.ac.uk/R.W.Kaye/minesw/
rindolfjettero: I have not read the paper.
rindolfjettero: of course, true Turing completeness is only possible with infinite memory.
LeoNerdAh OK
* f00li5hhands rindolf an infinite hotel, and books every even room
rindolff00li5h: :-)
* rindolfbooks every odd room that is divided by three.
rindolff00li5h: is it א_0, א_1 or something more infinite?
f00li5hit's as infinite as it can be!
rindolff00li5h: ah, good.
rindolff00li5h: then I can book room pi.
rindolfOr sqrt(2).
f00li5hyou sure can.
rindolfNice.
f00li5hbut you might like something a little more spacious
rindolfAh.
f00li5hlike the rooms between 1 and 2
rindolfWhich room do you recommend?
rindolfAh.
j_wrightwhat about sqrt(-1)?
f00li5hplenty of space there
f00li5hj_wright: that room's popular, I'd imagine it's booked
f00li5hthe biggest problem is allotting extensions on the room phones
Altreusmy infinite hotel's rooms have two numbers each, being a point on the complex plane
Altreusit increases address lookup time
Altreusalso the hotel happens to be all one floor so that helps
j_wrightso they get two sets of addresses?
j_wrightpolar too
f00li5htake the ⧜th left, and then head down ∞th right
Altreusno just one
Altreuseach room is unique
j_wrightor turn n degrees and go m forward
Altreusoh yes I suppose you could map their addresses to a new coordinate space but that's true of any plane with a landmark
Altreusthe car park is at 0,i, for your information
Channel#perl
NetworkFreenode
TaglineThe Infinite Hotel
Published2011-03-11