| rindolf | sleeper: why are people obsessed with one-liners? |
| rindolf | It takes 3 lines - OMG what a disaster! |
| Botje | rindolf: newline prices went up again |
| rindolf | Botje: I buy my newlines in the black market |
| dabreegster | Botje: again? drat. |
| * Botje | reports rindolf to the newline police |
| dabreegster | Botje: I know about an... (underground) operation going on to pirate newlines. |
| rindolf | Botje: I bribed a few cops in the newline police, but nice try. |
| dabreegster | Botje: Some crazy guys are trying to free newlines from patents! They want to rid the market! |
| * cursor | gets called up to serve in the newline jury |
| rindolf | I think we need to start a campaign to lift all restrictions off newlines. |
| dabreegster | rindolf: La Resistance lives on!\n |
| Botje | I already stockpiled millions of newlines |
| dabreegster | Botje: We can have the one-liners destroyed by sundown |
| dabreegster | Not destroyed, but... TURNED INTO TWO-LINERS! Mwuhahaha! |