One Moose Per Child - Fortune [possible satire]

rindolfMy Moose-based modules emit strange errors when ran under Devel::Cover . /me is a sad kitten.
buuWhen my moose emit things I begin to worry.
Su-SheeI don't even have a moose.
Su-Sheebut I go to Ikea sometimes!
rindolf"I want a Moose!"
* rindolfbuys a Moose for Su-Shee
rindolfOne Moose Per Child.
buuA moose in every.. editor?
Su-SheeI'll have to put it in the living room.
rindolfIf we perldoc -f fork a Moose-based program do we get two Meese.
rindolfSu-Shee: what if it's a Chocolate Moose?
Su-Sheenow it's not the elephant in the room no one's talking about, it's the moose.
Su-Sheerindolf: real size? living room.
annoTycho de Brahe had a moose free running in his castle Unraniborg. he found a vat of beer, drank it, fell down a stair and had to be killed.
Su-Sheehm, I could make a nice shower gel with moose milk powder and sell it exclusively to perl programmers.
rindolfanno: the astronomer?
annoyes
rindolfanno: ah, really?
Su-Sheeanno: I don't have a castle.
annofew do
Su-Sheeindeed.
Su-Sheewise anno.
rindolfOne Castle Per Child!
Su-Sheewhen I do my moose presentation, I'll rename myself to Moo-Shee.
rindolfSu-Shee: and rent a Castle.
Su-Sheegood idea. on company's expenses. ;)
rindolfSu-Shee: heh.
Su-Sheeanno: wanna come? I own Schloss Charlottenburg now. ;)
rindolfhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlottenburg_Palace - hmmm....
* rindolfcontemplates what to do now.
* Su-SheeRESTs.
rindolfMaybe I'll watch more of Red vs. Blue.
rindolfOr I'll rent Schloss Charlottenburg .
rindolfOr something.
rindolfI may want to refactor the other parts of XML-Grammar-Fiction/Screenplay. I can live without testcover.
rindolfBut I need my Moose.
Channel#perl
NetworkFreenode
TaglineOne Moose Per Child
Published2010-04-24