Perl, dongs and everything between on Freenode's #perl - Fortune [possible satire]

* CPANrating: Net-DNS-Check rated 4 stars by Ævar Arnfjörð Bjarmason
rindolfOooh! avar has rated a module.
somian^{}avar! WHAT ARE YOU DOING rating CPAN modules!?! Do you really think you are QUALIFIED to be doing that!?! ;-P
* avardongs somian^{}
* somian^{}laughs
avarsomian^{}: I'M A PROFESSIONAL PERL PROGRAMMER
avarI know PERL
somian^{}But can u mAke teh weB with teh PERL!?
Earle_Martinavar: I know DONGS
avarEarle_Martin: SHOW ME
avarEarle_Martin: Don't you mean DONG foo?
* somian^{}has a silly grin on his face as he descends the stairs to make some fresh coffee
avarsomian^{}: I maek teh web really well with PERL
Earle_Martin/DCC MATRIX avar
avarEarle_Martin: IT'S SO LARGE AND HARD!
Earle_Martinavar: You think that's milk you're drinking?
f3ewheh]
avarI was wondering why it was so delicious
avar"I can't believe it's not jizz"
f3ewTake the red pill
rfordinal_blue!
Earle_MartinI know PERL: Programmer's Elite Robotic Language
* avargoes back to work
Shadow42I wonder what would happen if Neo was colorblind and took the wrong pill.
Earle_Martin10 DO ROBOT DANCE
Earle_Martin20 GOTO 10
avarwhich doesn't involving discussing dongs in great detail, unfortunately
Earle_Martinavar: the real world sucks
Channel#perl
NetworkFreenode
TaglinePerl and Dongs on Freenode's #perl
Published2009-12-14