linuxguy101 about Windows 8 - Fortune [possible satire]

linuxguy101sebsebseb: i thought you were abducted by windows 8
rindolfsebsebseb: hi.
linuxguy101rindolf: windows got him
rindolflinuxguy101: if you say so.
linuxguy101he is trying to find that icon in windows 8 that has irc on it
linuxguy101average users of it usually will take a day or longer
linuxguy101it is a productivity enhancer
rindolflinuxguy101: heh.
linuxguy101rindolf: you must get windows 8
linuxguy101it is an experience in windows you will never forget
rindolflinuxguy101: why?
linuxguy101rindolf: it is like windows ME and Vista combined with a bunch of lame programmers who cant speak the same lang
linuxguy101it is jaw dropping
rindolflinuxguy101: sounds fascinating.
linuxguy101i expect Microsoft will earn some rewards on this OS
linuxguy101like longest boot time.. Hardest os to use by a human. And most compatible os with itself ever made.
rindolflinuxguy101: :-)
linuxguy101rindolf: you must switch to something less useful and more productive like windows 8
linuxguy101think of the hours you could spend on windows 8.. remember it is retro
rindolflinuxguy101: retrofitted?
linuxguy101rindolf: yes.. down to 2 or 4 colors.. Steve Balmer in a cocaine brain storming meeting with the developers decided to move to a GUI that was un pattoned so they invented retro.. simple and stupid colors a 4 year old child could barely read or draw
linuxguy101he called it retro
rindolfRetro.
linuxguy101clearly a first in computing history
rindolfNow I get the joke.
rindolfMetro is Retro.
linuxguy101oh it is no joke.. just wait for windows 8 lack of sales prompt Steve Balmer to shove it down into the updates for windows 7
linuxguy101on a side note, did you know that linux is becoming more popular now days?
linuxguy101i don’t know why..
linuxguy101rindolf: you really should try windows 8
linuxguy101at least virtual box it..
rindolflinuxguy101: maybe I should, but I'm not going to shell out money for the experience.
linuxguy101Warning!: using windows 8 may cause massive hysteria, laughing and vomiting in some cases..
linuxguy101the first time i used windows 8 i laughed uncontrollably for several hours and almost wet myself
Channel#mageia-social
NetworkFreenode
TaglineWin 8, Lose 9
Published2012-10-17