The ApeironPhone - Fortune [possible satire]

Enlapeiron: because I write client side (Provider) which sends push messages to the phone and checks for new mail in perl
rindolfEnl: a cellphone?
apeironNo, a rotary POTS phone that's capable of receiving email, rindolf.
Enlrindolf: iphone, yep
rindolfapeiron: :-) apeiron++
rindolfapeiron: I want a phone like that!
rindolfapeiron: do you sell them?
apeironrindolf, Yes, and I have some oceanfront property for you, too.
rindolfapeiron: would you accept some of my copious gold bars in return?
apeironrindolf, No. I only deal in Latinum!
rindolfapeiron: Latinum.
rindolfapeiron: gold-pressed Latinum?
apeironyes.
rindolfapeiron: I only have silver-pressed Latinum.
Enlrindolf: get an iPhone, lol
rindolfapeiron: would you accept LeoNerd and nanonyme as substitutes ? You can sell them for mucho Latinum.
apeironheh
rindolfEnl: iPhones are worthless.
* rindolfconspires to steal the ApeironPhones.
rindolfI didn't say I was honest.
* apeironjealously guards his G1
Enlrindolf: now really
rindolfEnl: you should get an ApeironPhone too.
rindolfEnl: chicks love it.
apeironwhat
Enlrindolf: pff, chicks don't matter
rindolfI would kill for an ApeironPhone!
Su-Sheeahem?
* rindolfkills Su-Shee and takes her ApeironPhone.
apeiron...
apeironWTF.
go|dfishhahaha
* rindolfuses his RindolfMindReading™ to see who else has an ApeironPhone.
apeironPut down the acid, Shlomi. o.o
huflike that'll help
hufhe's still got ~8 hours on it
Su-Sheerindolf: I have an apeiron-phone?
Su-Sheewhere did buu go anyway?
rindolfSu-Shee: you had one.
rindolfSu-Shee: before you died.
Channel#perl
NetworkFreenode
TaglineThe ApeironPhone - you know you want it
Published2009-12-14