Back to Lingual Basics - Fortune [possible satire]

arkydorindolf: How different is modern Hebrew from classical Hebrew in terms of grammar?
rindolfarkydo: Classical Hebrew? What's that?
thrigpresumably with tuxes and violins instead of guitars
rindolfarkydo: there was Biblical Hebrew, Mishna'ic Hebrew, Medieval Hebrew, post-Medieval Hebrew, and Modern Hebrew.
stan\0how confusing
arkydorindolf: biblical Hebrew I mean.
grothendieckPost-Modern Hebrew :P
rindolfarkydo: I think Modern Hebrew is using the grammar of the Mishna'ic Hebrew with the vocabulary of the Biblical Hebrew.
thrigAtonal Hebrew, Serial Hebrew, Minimal Hebrew
rindolfarkydo: you can understand a large part of the Bible, but the grammar sounds different.
rindolfarkydo: though you get used to it.
Vicissitudewhat about homebrew Hebrew?
rindolfVicissitude: perlbrew Hebrew!
Vicissitude:)
rindolfperlall Hebrew.
rindolflocal-lib Hebrew.
alpha-we should all just stick to ASCII
alpha-and learn English
alpha-would make things so much easier
rindolfalpha-: and less interesting, too.
rindolfalpha-: and less enlightening.
rindolfBut that was a joke.
maukeASCII isn't enough for English
rindolf“128 characters should be enough for everybody.” ;-)
maukedon’t be naïve
thrigI'm sure we can all coöperate on some solution
rindolfmauke: give me ASCII or give me deaþ!
maukerindolf: ☠
rindolfmauke: thanks.
* rindolftakes the Unicode death thingy from mauke.
maukethere's also ⺞
thrighuh. https://encrypted.google.com/search?q=%E2%98%A0 really google? nothing?
petn-randallI think we should all go back to grunting in two tones
stan\0i think Google broke
stan\0for some people at least
petn-randallThen we only need one bit for every sound we make
stan\0only gives me shit
rindolfhttps://www.google.com/search?q=foobar - seems to work.
stan\0i meant the quality of results returned is subpar
rindolfpetn-randall: wheee... whaaa?
maukeuh-huh
petn-randallrindolf: Exactly.
petn-randallThen we could get of this 'ASCII' everyone's talking about, too
rindolfpetn-randall: whooo!
rindolfOoops.
petn-randallrindolf: You overdid it, how am I gonna get those three cries into one bit?!
rindolfpetn-randall: use UTF-cries.
petn-randallI could use compression, I guess ...
rindolfOr UTF-1
* petn-randallsnickers
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Published2012-11-18