Can I haz a fast compiler on Freenode's #perl - Fortune [possible satire]

rindolfrbastic: now I'm working with C++.
rindolfrbastic: I found out that my project compiles really quickly.
rindolfrbastic: under 5 or 10 minutes on a P4-2.4GHz with 1 GB of RAM.
rindolfrbastic: maybe KDE is making g++ look bad.
rbasticrindolf: yeah, I'm not a big KDE fan
rindolfrbastic: actually I'm using KDE-3.5.8 here.
rindolfrbastic: I was talking about the compilation speed of KDE apps and KDE itself.
rindolfrbastic: possibly because each file has half-a-gazillion headers.
rindolfMy C++ code is a server one, so we don't have too many deps.
rbasticyeah, isn't there a way to cache header files? ie. in their "compiled" form?
rbasticor is that something I'm remembering from some other programming language that purported to build on top of C?
rindolfrbastic: MSVC has that.
rbasticahh, nods
rindolfrbastic: no, Visual C++ has precompiled headers.
rindolfrbastic: I remember that I kept deleting them.
rbasticyeah, couldn't remember
rbasticlol
rindolfPascal compiles very quickly.
rindolfThat's one of the things I enjoyed in Delphi.
rbasticugh, the app I'm been maintaining in Java was originally a fat client/server desktop app, written in Delphi
rindolfrbastic: ah.
rbastici remember booting up the old app for the first time, and being amazed at how slow it was
rbasticeventually, i had to duplicate a feature in the Java code and i wasn't sure how it was implemented before
rindolfrbastic: you mean the Java app is faster? :S
rbasticso being as i had no Delphi experience, and the newer Delphi environments made NO sense to me at all, i just opened up the SQL Server query analyzer
rbasticrindolf: yes, but only b/c the Delphi programmer was an idiot, issuing queries over and over again needlessly
rbasticrindolf: if you could've seen the MSSQL Performance Analyzer or whatever, it was basically just.. Query1, Query2, Query3, Query1, Query2, Query3, repeat.
rbasticit was probably the worst I've ever seen in my life.. belongs on www.thedailywtf.com
Channel#perl
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TaglineCan I haz a fast compiler
Published2009-12-14