Do you speak French? - Fortune [possible satire]

rindolfuwd: what's up?
rindolfBTW, how has English become the official language of Singapore?
AltreusViral marketing
uwdSingapore has four official languages.
uwdone national one.
uwdalso, politics.
uwdalso, see wikipedia.
Altreusit knows all
Altreus[citation needed]
ikrindolf: it's a byproduct of the Richard Nixon / Henry Ford's campaign for chief taxonomist of western Nepal
rindolfhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Languages_of_Singapore
ik(a coveted position)
Altreustaxonomist!
rindolfWikipedia has an article about everything including the http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kitchen_sink
AltreusThey are in charge of taxis!
Altreusdisambiguation pages make me sad :(
ikI like the dis-ambiguity!
rindolfik: heh
uwdi like disambiguation pages. They say "this thing you seek... it is not only one thing, you see? no, no, mon ami, this world, she is too big to contain only one of everything, eh?"
Altreus:D you talk like dee
uwdwhat.
Altreuswat
AltreusThat message you said in French could have been typed by dee!
Altreusexcept it was you.
Altreusyou doubleyou dee
uwdit was in English, actually.
Altreusokay
AltreusBut it had some French in it
Altreus!
ikTwo words! Four, if you count "no". Twice.
rindolfYes, it sounded French to me too.
Altreusno is not French
rindolfnon is.
Altreusoui!
Altreuselle n'a pas dit non
rindolfIn any case saying "She" of the world is also a Frenchism.
rindolfJe ne sais pas.
ikBut it's not French
rindolfParlez vous anglais?
uwdit is also a generic Euroism.
Altreusoui
AltreusEngland is Europe too :(
uwdso not that French.
pkruminsJe m'appelle Pierre
rindolfpkrumins: heh.
pkruminsJe suis 24 ans!
AltreusGods, the number of times I got contradicted at school for knowing that England was in Europe
pkruminsJe h'abite Riga
uwdAltreus: dude, given that was mostly English, i don't see why the sadface.
rindolfTu s'appelle Peteris
Altreusit's no wonder stupid people make me violent
pkruminsJe'abite
rindolfpkrumins: not en Riga?
pkruminsmaybe
rindolfor de Riga?
Altreusuwd: hmm
rindolfJ'abite, non?
AltreusI seem to sadface a lot more than is necessary due to how I'm never actually sad
pkruminsOui.
Altreusrindolf: habite
pkruminsJe monger a macdo.
Altreusil y a un h
pkruminsJe travailler on ordinator
pkruminsa programmator.
pkruminsOui.
Altreusen!
Altreusprobably au to be honest
Altreusbut a l' because vowel
uwdl'ordinator?
AltreusAnd travaille is the first-person present participle
AltreusAnd -eur
AltreusBut mostly right!
uwdwhy -eur?
* Altreuspats pkrumins on the back
Altreusordinateur
pkruminstehe.
pkruminsjadone chats
AltreusI wonder if a pink one is an ordinateuse
pkrumins(or was it chiens)
uwdit's so much easier to say she and mon ami and have people think it's French than actually speak French...
pkruminsi think chats
pkruminsj'adore chats
pkruminsjaim a perl chat
Shiyiyajain n'est pas un mot
Shiyiya*jaim
Altreusj'aime
Shiyiyaaussi jadone n'est pas un mot
pkruminshmm
pkruminspawings
pkruminsall i can say
rindolfpkrumins: chien is a dog.
rindolfI think.
ShiyiyaYes, chien is dog
rindolfchat
rindolfchatte for feminine
rindolfhttp://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/cat
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NetworkFreenode
TaglineHow good is your French?
Published2009-07-13