Chuck Norris and Perl - Fortune [possible satire]

RiXtEr-Workthanks perl people! Sorry I am a newbie!
apeironDon't apologize for being a newbie
DrForrRiXtEr-Work: We all were at one time. Well, except maybe Larry.
apeironApologize for being stupid and then fix it
RiXtEr-Workdrforr, I wrote a bunch of perl back in about 2003-2005 era, but if you don't use it you lose it I guess..
rindolfDrForr: Chuck Norris was never a newbie!
rindolfChuck Norris will kill anyone who implies otherwise.
RiXtEr-Workrindolf, Chuck Norris is the perl interpreter...
rindolfRiXtEr-Work: heh.
rindolfOnly perl and Chuck Norris can parse Perl.
RiXtEr-Workhaha
DrForrNaw, all Chuck Norris has to do is *look* at perl and it interprets itself out of fear and respect.
RiXtEr-WorkChuck Norris doesn't need to program, his computer does what he says when he says it.
rindolfChuck Norris taught God how to create the universe.
DrForrInsert Higgs joke here.
Channel#perl
NetworkFreenode
TaglineI was a newbie once. Chuck Norris wasn’t.
Published2012-07-05