Chuck Norris and Dimensions - Fortune [possible satire]

rindolfNew Chuck Norris factoid I came up with today “Chuck Norris’s idea of a short walk is to the Andromeda Galaxy and back.”
b0at_You’re trying too hard.
b0at_Also, you’ve ignored the curvature of space.
b0at_which results from Chuck’s winning smile
b0at_or Larry’s mustache, depending on one’s frame of reference
rindolfb0at_: heh.
rindolfb0at_: Larry Wall’s mustache, right?
b0at_rindolf: Depending on how many dimensions you think the universe has, his could be the only mustache. So, yes.
rindolfb0at_: I think the universe has 0 dimensions.
Altreuszacts: what options are there?
rindolfb0at_: http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Larry-Wall/ - Larry Wall facts.
sysdefrindolf: maybe it has -1 dimensions
rindolfsysdef: or maybe -2.57673438i dimensions.
rindolfI wonder what an imaginary dimension is.
rindolfBut reportedly fractals are fractional dimensions.
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TaglineChuck Norris don’t need no dimensions
Published2013-03-22