johndoemer | what is the best way to find a nice job doing perl in Los Angeles? |
rindolf | johndoemer: jobs.perl.org? |
rindolf | johndoemer: there's also the LA Perl mongers. |
rindolf | johndoemer: and a jobs mailing list. |
johndoemer | I never did a mailing list since in like 95 when I got 500 emails in 1 day from one |
johndoemer | are they safe? |
rindolf | johndoemer: note that I'm trying not to be picky about which jobs I get - http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/Emma-Watson-applying-for-a-software-dev-job/ ? |
rindolf | johndoemer: what do you mean by "safe"? |
preaction | johndoemer: you can set up filters. also, the pm lists are usually pretty low-volume |
rindolf | johndoemer: what is the worst thing you suspect will happen? |
johndoemer | I guess I never learned how to use a mailing list |
johndoemer | so I sign up and how do I read it without getting 500 emails a day? |
preaction | look at the archives to see how many e-mails get sent per day |
johndoemer | I dunno I just gotta escape this Unix admin job stuff I'm doing |
rindolf | johndoemer: put it in a separate folder. |
johndoemer | just the interviews driving me batty |
johndoemer | fuck ansible and chef |
rindolf | What is ansible? |
rindolf | Is it a Ruby thing? |
johndoemer | emma watson is butt |
johndoemer | like a 3 |
johndoemer | short with no boobs |
rindolf | johndoemer: butt? |
johndoemer | crappy hair |
johndoemer | looks like a dude |
rindolf | johndoemer: :-(. |
johndoemer | zomg some brits think shes hottest woman in film? |
johndoemer | oh my gods!! |
johndoemer | butt ugly |
johndoemer | fake teeth and a lack of pimples doesn't mean your pretty |
johndoemer | caveman brow |
johndoemer | short with no tits or ass |
johndoemer | zomg |
preaction | I'm fairly certain that this is not on-topic for #perl |
Grinnz | lol |
rindolf | johndoemer: maybe you should change your attitude. After I reached enough enlightenment, I find the vast majority of women attractive enough. |
johndoemer | holy crap did they make 8 harry potter films? |
rindolf | johndoemer: but preaction is right. |
rindolf | johndoemer: yes. |
preaction | 7 books, +1 last split in two |
johndoemer | the first was one of worst movies ever and glorification of government school elitism over capitalism is gross garbage |
johndoemer | did harry ever even pork her? |
rindolf | johndoemer: pork? |
preaction | I'm not sure how that tracks, but this is still not a #perl topic |
johndoemer | I thought uk was protestant and all the girls got the pill at 15 and its was fun fun fun |
johndoemer | fuck |
Grinnz | so anyway |
rindolf | johndoemer: you have a strange jargon. |
johndoemer | anna nicole smith si hot |
johndoemer | vanessa montagne |
johndoemer | sarenna lee |
johndoemer | pamela anderson |
flight18 | wow |
johndoemer | not emma watson |
rindolf | johndoemer: and I hope you don't have this attitude IRL. |
johndoemer | jeesh |
johndoemer | for 20 years |
preaction | i wish he didn't have it here, either |
johndoemer | ok |
rindolf | johndoemer: please stop. |
johndoemer | I will say this |
johndoemer | rover is < than mad max |
johndoemer | bad movie |
johndoemer | ok |
johndoemer | so why is mojo better than dancer? |
rindolf | johndoemer: some people may disagree that it is. |
rindolf | perlbot: mojo |
perlbot | rindolf: Perl |
flight18 | johndoemer, what did you think of her performance in The Bling Ring? |
rindolf | perlbot: mojolicious |
perlbot | rindolf: No factoid found. Did you mean one of these: [makealias] [mkalias] |
Grinnz | ol |
Grinnz | that wasn't very helpful perlbot |
johndoemer | http://jobs.perl.org/job/18908 I wonder how they pay for expert in perl and SQL, 180K? |
rindolf | johndoemer: 180KUSD/year? |
johndoemer | us $ |
johndoemer | I mean an expert in perl must make 125k minimum |
johndoemer | add that database wizardry |
johndoemer | SQL |
johndoemer | etc |
Grinnz | ahaha |
johndoemer | must bump it up no? |
johndoemer | hell I was making 80/h doing Linux |
johndoemer | but this whole chef thing got outa hand |
rindolf | johndoemer: most Perl people know SQL to some extent. |
johndoemer | I think some java idiots decided lets automate away sysadmins so they wont tell us we are morons |
johndoemer | I know sql |
johndoemer | but what version of "expert" I am I don't know |
rindolf | johndoemer: you may wish to read http://shlomifishswiki.branchable.com/Saladin_Style/ |
johndoemer | has everything got to be JavaScript now? I hate JavaScript websites with hot red passion |
flight18 | After Harry and Ron save her from a mountain troll in the girls' toilets, she becomes close friends with them and often uses her quick wit, deft recall, and encyclopaedic knowledge to help them. |
johndoemer | slaad style? like th ebig lizard men from fiend folio? |
rindolf | johndoemer: I use NoScript. |
rindolf | flight18: what? |
rindolf | johndoemer: Saladin style. |
flight18 | Pretty amazing, huh? |
johndoemer | whos that? |
rindolf | johndoemer: Saladin was “ Ṣalāḥ ad-Dīn Yūsuf ibn Ayyūb (Arabic: صلاح الدين يوسف بن أيوب; Kurdish: سهلاحهدین ئهیوبی , Selahedînê Eyûbî) (1137/1138 – March 4, 1193), better known in the Western world as Saladin was a Muslim Sultan who liberated most of Palestine from the rule of the Knights Templar and the Christian crusaders,” |
johndoemer | paladin? like a holy warrior? |
rindolf | johndoemer: the first true Hacker Monarch/Warrior Monarch. |
Grinnz | sounds like a guy that should have been in assassin's creed 1 :) |
Grinnz | ah, he was |
johndoemer | I want a movie where knights templar kill a lot of bad guys |
johndoemer | that's be awesome |
rindolf | Grinnz: heh. |
johndoemer | knights of the round table! |
johndoemer | yeah! |
rindolf | johndoemer: King Arthur predates the knights templar. |
rindolf | johndoemer: there were quite a few films about Saladin. |
Grinnz | johndoemer, except in assassin's creed, the knights templar are the bad guys ;) |
johndoemer | why bad? |
johndoemer | didnt they guard the galaxy against evil for a thousand generations? |
johndoemer | using the force? |
rindolf | The Legend of Robin Hood is generally set in the time of Richard I/Saladin, but the earliest British records predate that. |
rindolf | johndoemer: heh. |
Grinnz | johndoemer, because they want to control the world, etc |
johndoemer | awesome |
johndoemer | same as the brits did briefly eh |
rindolf | Grinnz: well, the Knights Templar started as paranoid, murderous and violent and mostly mentally ill. |
johndoemer | menatlly ill? |
johndoemer | hah |
johndoemer | smart sounds like to me |
johndoemer | had multinatinoal mob |
johndoemer | i bet they hid lots of hot women in thier holds |
johndoemer | n a[prtied |
johndoemer | sign me up |
Grinnz | do you by chance have any foreign substances in your bloodstream? |
johndoemer | Unix adminning is pissing me off |
rindolf | Grinnz: and after Saladin was through with them, they were happy, noble, peaceful mostly sane, and unwilling to fight him. |
johndoemer | nop |
johndoemer | just pissed at bad Unix admin job interviews gone bad |
johndoemer | and outa work |
johndoemer | not sure what to do |
preaction | get your skills up-to-date with the new orchestration technologies? |
flight18 | johndoemer, why are you here? |
johndoemer | for fun |
johndoemer | u? |
johndoemer | I kinda don't believe in config management orchestration |
preaction | this is a Perl support channel. the Perl chat channel is on irc.perl.org |
johndoemer | I believe in client server computing |
johndoemer | and concurrency at language level, name based virtual hosts |
johndoemer | etc |
Grinnz | there are people who don't believe in name based virtual hosts? |
preaction | how is any of that against configuration management? |
johndoemer | well why have 10 URLs on 10 VMs mate, if u can have 10 on 2 servers, with name based virtual hosts eh? |
preaction | i don't like setting up boxes over and over and over again. i like getting a config right and then copying it to dozens or hundreds of machines, as I'm sure most admins also like |
preaction | but then, i like the idea of rexify.org, where i can run adhoc scripts on multiple machines on the command line. from what i saw, ansible and chef don't allow that |