Jumping Off a Bridge - Fortune [possible satire]

PerlJamm4rcu5: you need a newer perl to use the /r modifier to tr///
maukealso, why are you reading 5.14's perlop?
apeiron"because that's what I found online"
m4rcu5mauke: too old? i thought that the default install of Gentoo came shipped with a bit more up to date version of perl :P
apeironsnrk
m4rcu5mauke: because that's what perldoc.perl.org served me ;-)
maukeand why are you going to perldoc.perl.org?
alnewkirkif perldoc told you to jump off of a bridge, would you?
rindolfalnewkirk: if Chuck Norris told me to do that, I would.
PerlJamrindolf: Chuck Norris wouldn't tell you … he'd just round-house kick you off of the bridge.
rindolfPerlJam: heh.
rindolfPerlJam: what if he's nowhere near the bridge?
alnewkirkrindolf: Chuck Norris is everywhere yet nowhere in particular
alnewkirk… like the wind
Channel#perl
NetworkFreenode
TaglineI’ll jump off the bridge when I get there.
Published2012-04-28