Love the time, like it was your brother - Fortune [possible satire]

YaakovI LOVE YOU ALL WITH A GREAT HUGE LOVE
rindolfYaakov: DO YOU ALSO LOVE THE NEW YEAR WITH GREAT HUGE LOVE?
Yaakovrindolf: I really only love people with that sort of love.
rindolfYaakov: ah.
buuYaakov: What about simulated people?
* rindolfdemands equal rights for years, minutes, hours and days to also get YAAKOV'S GREAT HUGE LOVE.
Yaakovbuu: You aren't a simulation.
rindolfHeh.
whosgonnaYaakov: we still love you ;)
rindolfOh well, let's put some GREAT HUGE LOVE into the code.
apeironWE LOVE YOU WITH A GREAT HUGE LOVE YAAKOV
whosgonnaplease no equal rights for the minutes. we don't want GREAT HUGE LOVE every 60 seconds.
Yaakov<3
rindolfDrupal does not give me GREAT HUGE LOVE.
apeironwhosgonna, yes we do
rindolfIt does not give me any love at the moment.
whosgonnarindolf: does it give you fits of agony?
whosgonnaapeiron: i stand corrected.
rindolfwhosgonna: kinda.
YaakovI just don't love time like I love people. I can't say I *love* time at all. I appreciate the necessity of time to my love of people, and so I suppose you could make a reasonable cause that I have a second-order love of time.
Channel#perl
NetworkFreenode
TaglineAll you need is YAAKOV'S GREAT HUGE LOVE
Published2013-01-19