A Natural Stupidity Carbon-based Bot - Fortune [possible satire]

AltreusI made a new bot running on a carbon-based AI system
apeironcarbon-based? So it's written in C for a Mac?
Altreusno it's me
rindolfAltreus: you're a natural stupidity system - not an artificial intelligence one.
rindolfAltreus: or maybe natural intelligence.
Altreuswell you're a poo poo head
Altreus:)
apeironperlbot, altreus is also six years old
perlbotapeiron: Stored altreus is a small cat (see: http://avatars.plurk.com/3405142-big.jpg) | six years old
AltreusThat's generous
rindolfAltreus: calling someone a "poo poo head" proves that this person has natural stupidity.
Altreusrindolf: But the natural stupidity was postulated before the use of the phrase; hence you can't discount the fact that using the phrase was in response to, rather than proof of, the assertion.
rindolfAltreus: yes, but it still proved it after the fact.
rindolfAltreus: Q.E.D.
Altreusrindolf: Except it is possible for an intelligent system to act stupid
Altreushence it is not, in fact, proof.
rindolfAltreus: that's right - it has the right to in fact.
AltreusIndeed. So given that it has the ability, the right, and the motivation to do so, it is reasonable to assume that in fact that is what happened
rindolfAltreus: OK.
AltreusYou would have to gather further data on the system to determine it.
rindolfAltreus: in that case, calling someone a "poo poo head" has the property of having natural stupidity.
rindolfOr acting under the influence of natural stupidity.
rindolfPossibly artificial natural stupidity.
Altreusrindolf: artificial natural stupidity ._.
AltreusI think your sentence is at odds with itself
AltreusWell, your fragment
rindolfAltreus: it's an oxymoron.
Altreuscorrect
rindolfOxymorons are indicative of natural stupidity.
AltreusI gave the artificial impression of natural stupidity!
AltreusStupid phrases are an indication of a) stupidity or b) intelligence
rindolfHence stupid phrases are not indicative.
AltreusQuite so
rindolfOnly intelligent phrases can be indicative of something.
AltreusStupidity is an absence, and you cannot prove an absence without first proving an exhaustive set.
rindolfWise men know they are stupid.
Altreus:)
rindolfWhereas foolish people think they are not.
rindolfThe earliest Greek philosophers tried to philosophise in verse.
rindolfWhich didn't work too well.
AltreusMaybe they should have chosen a different meter
Channel#perl
NetworkFreenode
TaglineDetecting natural stupidity
Published2012-01-19