NoSQL /dev/null - Fortune

NoSQL /dev/null

rindolf I just had a brilliant idea: a distributed, NoSQL, WebScale, /dev/null replacement. I think I should patent it.
cfedde rindolf: awesome!
cfedde as long as we have a webscale bit bucket we should be fine.
rindolf cfedde: would you like to invest in that?
spiderweb software patents suck
cfedde rindolf: sure. Send me your bank account number and I'll make a deposit!
alpha- rindolf that's like a 50 trillion dollar invention
alpha- where do I invest
rindolf cfedde: OK, I'll send it through that /dev/null thing.
cfedde rindolf: perfect.
stan\0 would be fun if it escaped the lab and started /dev/null'ing the interwebs like a black hole
DrForr I'd call that a public service.
spiderweb - in a new way
rindolf <stan\0> would be fun if it escaped the lab and started /dev/null'ing the interwebs like a black hole ==> don't worry, I'm also going to patent how to properly secure it against abuse, so it will only null what you send to it. Not anything external and unsolicited.
rindolf stan\0: but doing that will require paying me extra.
rindolf stan\0: because I figure out not every one will need this feature.
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