The IRC-Based UNIX Shell - Fortune [possible satire]

* Zoffix&
^QuiddityZoffix: fg
apeiron^Quiddity, no
apeironkill %1
rindolfkill -9 apeiron
apeironrindolf, EPERM
^Quidditykill: apeiron: arguments must be process or job IDs
rindolfapeiron: sudo kill -9 apeiron
^Quidditykillall -9 apeiron
rindolfpkill -9 apeiron
apeironrindolf, user rindolf is not in the sudoers file, this event will be reported
* apeironwonders what it says about him that he has that error message pretty much memorized
^Quiddityapeiron: that you don't spend enough time issuing commands correctly
Channel#perl
NetworkFreenode
TaglineThe IRC-Based UNIX Shell
Published2009-12-14