Making use of Encyclopedias at FreeNode's #perl - Fortune [possible satire]

* shaldannonbeats iank over the head with an encyclopedia
rindolfshaldannon: all volumes of an encyclopedia?
dwurindolf: ha
shaldannonrindolf: every last one of 'em
rindolfshaldannon: or perhaps a printout of the Wikipedia?
iankrindolf: the whole bookcase
rindolfshaldannon: which Encyclopedia?
iankrindolf: naw, just get the DVD :)
shaldannonrindolf: I couldn't lift that
shaldannonrindolf: Britannica
iankYou could lift the DVD!
dwushaldannon: Start. Working. Out.
shaldannondwu: oh?
dwushaldannon: Dude, being able to lift the Britannica is hot.
* iank-> the internet
shaldannon:-}
dwuSeriously.
dwu"I can hold the accepted knowledge of a percentage of the human race in my arms!" "Oh, god, that is so sexy."
shaldannonhahahaha
dwuSeriously. Smart is hot. Smart and funny... well.
* shaldannonis hilarious ;)
dwuUhm. kay.
rindolfIf you start reading the wikipedia lexicographically, will you ever finish at the rate articles are added there?
tarrybonerindolf: yes (citation needed)
dwuha
shaldannonlol @ tarrybone
dwutarrybone++
rindolfThis reminds me of James Bond 1, where the girl there read an encyclopedia, instead of going to school.
yrlnryDoes anyone near Philadelphia want to come to my house and take away my 1920 Britannica?
shaldannonrindolf: hey...when I was in elementary school, I used to read the World Book encyclopedia instead of doing my homework
Channel#perl
NetworkFreenode
TaglineOne Encylcopedia Per Child - all volumes of it
Published2009-12-14