Violent Cats and Astrology - Fortune [possible satire]

* f00li5hpaws at apeiron
* WinstonSmithhisses at f00li5h
* f00li5hpounces on that WinstonSmith critter
* WinstonSmithscratches that f00li5h and hides under the sofa
* Su-Sheegets a bucket of cold water.
* WinstonSmithmeows at f00li5h quickly before Su-Shee comes with that water
* Khisanthblasts WinstonSmith with a firehose
WinstonSmithgarbl grbl garblll
* apeironshakes fist at 'variable length lookbehind not supported'
* apeironalso shakes fist at $CLIENT speccing against a regex a stupid jQuery dev wrote instead of the well-tested module
Khisanthyou can change it into (?: | | | ) in at least some cases
* WinstonSmithjumps on top of the wardrobe, dries himself and glares menacingly at Khisanth
apeironTHIS IS WHY WE USE THE MODULES, DAMNIT, BECAUSE APEIRON SUCKS AT REGEX
apeironTHIS IS ALSO WHY APEIRON SUCKS AT REGEX
LeoNerdIS THIS WHY WE ARE SHOUTING?
* Khisanthgrabs an apeiron and throws it at WinstonSmith
apeironI get shouty when $CLIENTs spec stupidity.
apeiron@CLIENT? $CLIENTs?
Khisanthgot shout at client then :)
* WinstonSmithnuzzles apeiron to calm him down
apeironWinstonSmith, that doesn't remove the stupidity from the spec.=\
WinstonSmithapeiron, maybe the stupidity is in $CLIENT ?
apeironyes, I know that.
* WinstonSmithconsiders the nuzzling having effect - he disabled the caps key ; -)
* apeironjust shouts into loudbot
rindolfCat violence!
rindolfFelix Felini Lupus est!
WinstonSmithfelix perlus aggressivus!
rindolfWinstonSmith: Latin!
WinstonSmithrindolf, pseudo!
rindolfWinstonSmith: yes, true. Mock-Latin.
WinstonSmithah so you have pseudo in English?
rindolfHow do you say "A cat to a cat is a wolf" in Latin?
rindolfWinstonSmith: there is pseudo there.
SpiceWorkleo ripanus !
rindolfSpiceWork: what does that mean?
rindolfLeo is lion, right?
WinstonSmithleo is the king
SpiceWorkno idea. a wine I loved, but year that followed sucked.
rindolfLeoNerd.
ne2kleonidas
SpiceWork*the year that
LeoNerdCorrect
rindolf/nick TauNerd
rindolf/nick TaurusNerd
SpiceWorkEuropean wine quality varies too much :\
LeoNerdHehe.. I could go through all the zodiac signs :)
LeoNerd/nick CapricornNerd
apeironLeoNerd, /nick FishNerd?
apeironSomehow that doesn't have the same ring to it...
LeoNerdPices surely?
apeironPisces.
LeoNerdEr, yes.. them :)
rindolfI don't believe in Astrology because I'm a Taurus and Tauri never believe in Astrology.
rindolf</old-joke>
Simplicity...Lol.
* Su-Sheeis a Leo-Shee.
rindolfSu-Shee: ah, you're a Leo too?
SimplicityI don't exactly /follow/ Astrology, but I believe some horoscopes hit spot on.
apeironThey're vague enough to apply to anyone.
rindolfSimplicity: there was something about a survey where people read the Astrological forecast either before or after the week, and those that read it afterwards said it did not happen to them.
Su-Sheewell I choose only the good one and manipulate the day accordingly ;)
SimplicityHeh
WinstonSmithSu-Shee++
SpiceWorkI was really disappointed on how superstitious Japanese people are at first. then I stopped idolizing them :p
Su-Sheebut I'm a firm believer in component manipulation anyways ;)
Simplicityapeiron: I didn't want to go there as to not offend any possible believers.
LeoNerdI find them interesting. Usually they're completely off the mark, but just occasionally they give me something interesting to think about, something to focus my mind on.. reminding me something I sort of knew anyway
apeironSimplicity, If people can't tolerate the truth, they shouldn't be on the internet. :)
WinstonSmithapeiron, OMG there is truth on the internetz?
apeironyes!
SimplicityWinstonSmith: Everything you read on the Internet is true!
* WinstonSmithdouble-facepalms
WinstonSmithi knew all that stuff about the lizard people couldn't be a lie
* WinstonSmithnotches the paranoia up
SimplicityWinstonSmith: The only "lizard people" I have ever heard about are the Illuminati.
WinstonSmithSimplicity, well Cheney was on of them ;-)
Channel#perl
NetworkFreenode
TaglineNobody heard of Perlian cats
Published2011-05-19