VXZ Trolling on #perl - Fortune

VXZ Trolling on #perl

VXZ Greeting all. How do I get this script working with mirc? I want it to take over the network and serve warez. I found it in some random dark corner of the web from 1998 and I don't want to learn perl to fix it. Also, why aren't my php regexes working on html? Oh crap my parents are home.
Altreus :3
Altreus you've been here before, I can tell
f00li5h VXZ: I want to ban you, but it's too grand a troll ... i have to admire it for a time
Channel #perl
Network Freenode
Tagline VXZ Trolling on #perl