More Geek Facts about Chuck Norris - Fortune [possible satire]

Su-Sheerindolf: yes, I played with Squeak a little and yes I'd like a vim clone written in perl.
MakoryuWhy isn't there one already, then?
Makoryu(A vim clone in Perl)
Su-Sheegood question. there's one in javascript :)
rindolfSu-Shee: actually , it's a vi clone.
rindolfWriting a vi clone is much easier than writing a vim clone.
rindolfJust like writing a Scheme clone is much easier than writing a Perl 6 implementation.
rindolfUnless you're Chuck Norris.
Su-Sheerindolf: darn.. he already wrote a vim in perl6?
moritz_no, he scared K&R into writing it ;-)
rindolfSu-Shee: Chuck Norris is the ghost author of the entire Debian GNU/Linux distribution.
rindolfSu-Shee: and he wrote it in 24 hours, while taking snack breaks.
Su-Sheerindolf: yes, I know - he published Slackware under the pseudonym Patrick Volkerding...
rindolfChuck Norris read the entire Wikipedia. Twice.
araujothe second time includes fixing all its errors
moritz_but he didn't commit his changes, it seems
rindolfmoritz_: heh.
rindolfLOL.
araujoChuck Norris doesn't commit changes, the changes commit for him
araujo:)
rindolfCode is too scared of Chuck to be wrong.
rindolfIt is generated right in the first time.
rindolfBugs are too afraid to reproduce on Chuck Norris' computer.
Su-Shee.o(I see a Chuck Norris release on the horizon... ;)
rindolfSu-Shee: :-)
Su-Sheewe could ask Chuck Norris if he's willing to promote the star release.. ;)) (which probably kill the entire internet due to laughter.. :)
araujoPerl 6 - A Chuck Norris like language
dukeletoChuck Norris has actually been using Perl 6 since 1987, and has been waiting for Larry to play catch-up. :)
rindolfdukeleto: LOL.
rindolfPerl 6 - Kicks ass like Chuck.
Su-Sheerakudo - chuck's choice ;)
Su-Sheewell, Camelia and Chuck Norris go well together. ;)
rindolfOK.
rindolfOf course everybody know Chuck Norris is a real programmer.
rindolfHe designs machines by combining individual atoms.
rindolfUsing his thought.
rindolfAtoms obey Chuck Norris.
Su-Sheerindolf: you obviously have been starved and deprived of super hero comics in your childhood :)
Channel#perl6
NetworkFreenode
TaglineWhat you could assume was true about Chuck Norris
Published2009-08-30