Aleena’s Little Perl Boys - Fortune [possible satire]

Diablo-D3Feminists
Diablo-D3So anti-women rights douchebags.
rindolfDiablo-D3: well, I don't know too much about how feminism relates to the global women-lib movement.
rindolfI do know I kinda hate feminazis, which I consider a subset of feminists.
Diablo-D3It's a bunch of women who are pissed than other women are getting dicked more often than them.
rindolfDiablo-D3: heh.
Diablo-D3So they "hate" men, but secretly want to be tied to a bed and boned repeatedly.
Lady_AleenaDiablo-D3, please don't lump me in that group.
Diablo-D3Lady_Aleena: that is up to you, not me
Diablo-D3I do not create feminists, I only laugh at them
rindolfLady_Aleena: I don't think you're a feminazi.
rindolfLady_Aleena: you're really cool.
rindolfLady_Aleena: at least on IRC.
Lady_AleenaThanks... :)
Lady_AleenaThough I still want to break a guy's fingers.
rindolfLady_Aleena: and don't take what Diablo-D3 says seriously.
Lady_AleenaI try to keep an open mind.
Diablo-D3rindolf: hey now
rindolfLady_Aleena: well, you or I can want to kill some people and it's OK as long as we don't actually do it.
Lady_Aleenarindolf, NOT kill, maim.
Diablo-D3any woman who tries to take away the rights of other women should be flogged in the town square.
Lady_AleenaOne can not change the mind of the dead.
Lady_AleenaHowever, one can change the minds of the maimed.
rindolfLady_Aleena: in one of my stories (still work in progress), the protagonist wants to punch her boyfriend, but she knows better than that and so just goes away frustrated.
rindolfLady_Aleena: let me translate that part to English.
Diablo-D3rindolf: that is boring!
rindolfDiablo-D3: :-)
Lady_AleenaShe should have kneed him in the nuts.
rindolfDiablo-D3: maybe she should shoot him with a bazooka.
Diablo-D3Clearly the chick should hit the guy, the guy should hit back, and then they should have wild sex.
rindolfDiablo-D3: it's in public.
Lady_AleenaUH! S&M!
Lady_Aleenarindolf, the best place.
rindolfDiablo-D3: it's actually an anti-thesis to a lot of Hollywoodian stuff.
rindolfLady_Aleena: to have wild sex?
Lady_Aleenarindolf, sure, why not?
Lady_AleenaA dom makes her sub perform sexual acts on demand, no matter the place. If insufficient the sub is flogged.
Lady_Aleenas/A dom/A dom, with no inhibitions,/;
* Lady_Aleenagiggles.
Lady_AleenaI think I just sent 2 men running for their mommies.
Diablo-D3no, we're too busy fapping.
Lady_AleenaGood.
Lady_AleenaGood little perl boy…
Diablo-D3LOL
Diablo-D3evil Lady_Aleena
Lady_AleenaBad perl boy, no cookies...
* Lady_Aleenais now known as Mistress_Aleena
rindolfMistress_Aleena: heh.
* Mistress_Aleenalaughs.
rindolfWell, that scene continues.
rindolfIn the balcony.
rindolfThey end up making out.
rindolfI can translate more I guess.
Mistress_AleenaNo need.
rindolfMistress_Aleena: maybe you should be Madame_Aleena
* Mistress_Aleenais now known as Madame_Aleena
rindolfI wonder if I should make a fortune out of this conversation.
rindolfIt's a bit Rish instead of PG-13ish.
Madame_Aleenalittle rindolf, go for the X.
rindolfhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Motion_Picture_Association_of_America_film_rating_system
rindolfMadame_Aleena: X!
rindolfX marks the spot.
rindolfX-Windows.
Madame_AleenaYes it does, little rindolf.
rindolfMaybe you should be Hotbabe_Aleena
rindolfMadame_Aleena: BTW, did you register Mistress_Aleena and Madame_Aleena ?
Madame_AleenaYes.
Channel#perlcafe
NetworkFreenode
TaglineGo for the X.
Published2011-04-03