tallguy | g'evn reddit beings |
FenderQ | evening tallguy |
tallguy | hello FenderQ |
FenderQ | do you mind helping me with an analogy? |
tallguy | in a bit FenderQ, just home and cooking dinner |
FenderQ | k |
rindolf | FenderQ: hi, sup? |
FenderQ | hi rindolf, how are you? |
Monet | hi rindolf and FenderQ. good day ! |
reddit-bot | https://media.giphy.com/media/10h8CdMQUWoZ8Y/giphy.gif |
FenderQ | hi Monet |
rindolf | FenderQ: trying to dl [NSFWish] https://imgur.com/t/fbb lest it gets deleted led me deep into a rabbit hole: https://github.com/ytdl-org/youtube-dl/issues/28899 |
Monet | How do you think about automatic driving |
rindolf | FenderQ: i woke up with a few missions |
Monet | will it be high available and popular in 5 years |
rindolf | Monet: hi, sup? are you a betty or a monet, or sth else? |
Monet | rindolf hi. Is betty or monet a meme ? I didn't get the point. |
rindolf | Monet: a betty is an attractive female in american slang; a monet is the opposite |
rindolf | same for baldwin vs.. barney |
rindolf | may have fallen out of fashion |
Monet | interesting |
Monet | so, Monet is not a good name |
rindolf | geeky betties: https://www.flickr.com/photos/shlomif/albums/72157633111982891 |
reddit-bot | Title: Olamot Sci-Fi/Fantasy Con - Second Day | Flickr |
Monet | Is van gogh a attractive name or a unattractive name ? rindolf |
rindolf | well i have an hypothesis that most attractive girls nowadays are geeky: https://www.shlomifish.org/philosophy/culture/case-for-commercial-fan-fiction/indiv-nodes/hacking_and_amateur__vs__conformism_and_professional.xhtml |
reddit-bot | Title: Commercial Real Person Fan Fiction (RPFs), crossovers and parodies as 2021 geek/hacker imperatives for revitalising the film industry - Shlomi Fish’s Homesite - Hacking and Amateur/Geekdom vs. Conformism and Professionalism |
rindolf | Monet: heh, i dont think van gogh is used that way |
Monet | I think most attractive boys nowadays are geeky, but most attractive girls are still those who have pretty face and hot body. |
rindolf | Monet: https://duckduckgo.com/?q=keith+parkinson&atb=v193-1&iax=images&ia=images - my fav painter and his last name has bad connotations |
reddit-bot | Title: keith parkinson at DuckDuckGo |
Monet | yeah, Parkinson, famous for that disease |
rindolf | Monet: i feel that if a girl isn't geeky/amateur, she'll never have a pretty face |
rindolf | Monet: i expand on it here: https://www.shlomifish.org/philosophy/culture/case-for-commercial-fan-fiction/indiv-nodes/beautiful_people_are_geeks.xhtml |
reddit-bot | Title: Commercial Real Person Fan Fiction (RPFs), crossovers and parodies as 2021 geek/hacker imperatives for revitalising the film industry - Shlomi Fish’s Homesite - Attractive People are Geeky |
Monet | well, you will pass 90 percent of pretty girls by this rule. |
Monet | I mean pass over. |
rindolf | the "ape of death" video show what would happen if men were as insecure about their looks as most women: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8cDbj8mLKg |
reddit-bot | The Ape Of Death - length 2m 58s - 415 likes, 8 dislikes (98.1%) - 53,959 views - shane472 on 2008.02.15 |
rindolf | Monet: trust me - i have a decent taste in girls |
rindolf | Monet: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naomi_Campbell authored a book |
reddit-bot | Title: Naomi Campbell - Wikipedia |
rindolf | well, maybe more than one |
rindolf | Monet: do you look down on hot girls and think they're 'stupid'? i practice the Pygmalion effect (expecting people to improve) w everyone and everything |
rindolf | the main downside is that being better implies being more competent which correlates with sex appeal and i'm becoming more hypersexual |
tallguy | hiya Monet |
rindolf | for reference: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pygmalion_effect |
reddit-bot | Title: Pygmalion effect - Wikipedia |
tallguy | shalom rindolf |
Monet | rindolf: haha I agree with you, but I'm a tacky person |
Monet | hiya tallguy |
rindolf | tallguy: hi, up there |
tallguy | FenderQ ok got my Lasagna in the oven, how can I help you? |
rindolf | Monet: https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/tacky#Adjective_2 ? |
reddit-bot | Title: tacky - Wiktionary |
rindolf | tallguy: burn the Lasagna! ;) |
tallguy | noooo |
FenderQ | tallguy: I believe I have solved my puzzle, thanks |
FenderQ | Lasagna sounds yum! |
tallguy | ok sorry i had to fix the dinner |
FenderQ | not a problem at all ;) |
rindolf | tallguy: if you burn the Lasagna i'll give you 5 million virtual love points |
Monet | rindolf: I like the clever girls. but I like the hot girls more. It's kind of "tacky" right? |
FenderQ | making yourself dinner is self care IMHO :) |
tallguy | no way rindolf, even if i knew WTF you were talking about |
FenderQ | we have to help ourselves before we can help others |
tallguy | i also like intelligent girls, and the intellectual challenges they present |
FenderQ | "find yourself someone you enjoy arguing with" - relationship advice |
tallguy | noooo i dislike arguing and those that do |
rindolf | Monet: why not have both? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGnTW8EhGSk |
reddit-bot | old el paso commercial I am in :) Porque no los dos - length 31s - 737 likes, 40 dislikes (94.9%) - 288,635 views - GaMeZFuRyBrZeeLioNHearT - The Piscean Gamer on 2007.01.25 |
FenderQ | healthy conflict |
FenderQ | .g healthy conflict |
reddit-bot | https://www.entrepreneur.com/article/272298 -- Conflict can be a healthy part of personal and professional relationships. Extensive research has demonstrated that conflict, when managed properly, strengthens relationships and teams and can... |
FenderQ | not meaning someone who aims to "win" |
rindolf | and i don't mean having two different girlfriends |
tallguy | healthy intellectual interchange is always welcome |
FenderQ | :) |
FenderQ | ah! yes, the use of "argument" probably does not work with that initial statement I posted above |
rindolf | FenderQ: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzfQ0NFNF3g - "professional" argumentation |
reddit-bot | My Cousin Vinny (1992) - Leaky Faucet Scene - length 2m 31s - 47 likes, 0 dislikes (100.0%) - 6,035 views - snakpak on 2020.07.28 |
FenderQ | I just know a relationship which is unbalanced (a passive person) is not healthy |
FenderQ | nor aggressive |
FenderQ | yet there is a nice assertive sweet spot |
FenderQ | which takes practice IMHO |
tallguy | agreed a good balance is great |
tallguy | i make my g/fs equals or not at all |
rindolf | Monet: if you think of the hot girls you meet as smart and expect them to get smarter they likely will get smarter - and more attractive |
rindolf | tallguy: i was joking about the virtual points |
tallguy | intelligence IS attractive |
rindolf | tallguy: old personal meme: https://www.shlomifish.org/humour/Muppets-Show-TNI/Summer-Glau-and-Chuck-Norris-indiv-nodes/venting_is_us.xhtml |
rindolf | tallguy: i think "genius" is a matter of attitude rather than fatalistic "IQ" |
tallguy | a bit of both actually |
rindolf | tallguy: i did know a female sw dev who was intelligent and geeky, but she was too overweight which is a no-go for me |
rindolf | tallguy: i was told IQ tests were originally intended to detect low intelligence (retardation/etc.) |
tallguy | oh yeah me too i don't do fatties either |
Monet | rindolf: Yes! it's like multiplication, smart * hot |
rindolf | tallguy: moderately fat is ok by me, e.g; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjM-JOXtRg0 |
reddit-bot | Meghan Trainor - "Shake It Off" (Taylor Swift Cover) [LIVE @ SiriusXM] | Hits 1 - length 3m 30s - 32,853 likes, 1,083 dislikes (96.8%) - 2,520,624 views - SiriusXM on 2014.10.06 |
rindolf | tallguy: i'm a little fat too |
Rikem | .butts |
reddit-bot | BUTTES ABOUND! |
tallguy | not me i kinda doubt i get it up for fat girls |
Rikem | no context |
rindolf | Monet: during the 90s there was a joke that for girls "beauty * smartness = constant". times *have* changed \o/ |
reddit-bot | HOORAH! |
rindolf | tallguy: fair enough |
rindolf | tallguy: every man has standards |
rindolf | tallguy: i don't date smokers |
Monet | tall guy and fat girl, sounds like a match! |
Monet | rindolf I don't like smokers too. and I don't like big piece of tattoo. |
rindolf | Monet: i'm fine with tattoos |
tallguy | tats are a thing now, no longer 'tramp stamps' |
rindolf | Monet: i kinda disapprove of hair dyes though (due to "be yourself"/etc.) |
Monet | I'm fine with that. |
rindolf | my black hair is getting grey/white :( |
rindolf | recently some blondes had to colour their hair black |
rindolf | after decades of fake blond hairs |
tallguy | sigh ... blonds do have more fun |
rindolf | i think https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffy_the_Vampire_Slayer would have worked well with SMG and AH as natural black hairs |
reddit-bot | Title: Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Wikipedia |
Monet | I like highlights style of hair dyes, embellish with some unobtrusive colors |
rindolf | tallguy: https://imgur.com/gallery/JHa8XSU - Emilia Clarke |
tallguy | i don't really care how women express themselves with hair colour, as long as it is a 'real' hair colour |
rindolf | i think she felt less awkward without the toupee |
rindolf | tallguy: as opposed to green, blue, purple, etc? |
tallguy | yes indeed |
Monet | Emilia Clarke, you like this type? |
tallguy | that's a bit 'out there' don't you agree? |
rindolf | tallguy: in https://www.shlomifish.org/humour/human-hacking/english-v2.html , they [and I] look down on Erisa for dying her hair |
tallguy | that is a pretty girl |
Monet | tallguy: yes, feel like in cyberpunk movie or games |
rindolf | as the story unfolds it is revealed that she was trying to emulate 'dorky geeks' |
rindolf | i mean - socially inept geeks |
rindolf | Monet: i'm attracted to many females |
rindolf | but my sexual conquests only amounted to https://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/true-stories/my-first-kiss/ |
Monet | I like Sophie Marceau |
Monet | oh my.. you blog everything. rindolf |
rindolf | Monet: i also found https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milady_de_Winter really sexy |
reddit-bot | Title: Milady de Winter - Wikipedia |
rindolf | she was the ultimate good in the book |
rindolf | Monet: ah, she is beautiful AFAIR. |
Monet | yes, especially when she was young. |
rindolf | Monet: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sophie_Marceau - she's single atm! i'll tell her to ask you out when and if i meet her. [if! if is good] |
reddit-bot | Title: Sophie Marceau - Wikipedia |
rindolf | not sure i'll remember :( |
Monet | haha thanks |
Monet | but it's a pity that we are not people of the same era. she is 35 years older than me. |
rindolf | maybe she has social media |
rindolf | Monet: in https://www.shlomifish.org/humour/Star-Trek/We-the-Living-Dead/indiv-nodes/terran-vampires.xhtml Moses married girls who were 40 times his junior and his own descendents |
rindolf | so did Deborah - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deborah - who later flirts w Quark |
reddit-bot | Title: Deborah - Wikipedia |
Monet | emmm |
Monet | I'm too average to do that |
rindolf | the world of this stories is nothing compared to the maniacal world i envisioned which they are based on. but it too makes much more sense than the jehovaverse |
rindolf | Monet: average? don't think of yourself as 'average': https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w81oU-26MqQ |
reddit-bot | Never underestimate the power of the Schwartz ("Spaceballs") - length 1m 10s - 1 like, 0 dislikes (100.0%) - 18 views - Shlomi Fish on 2021.04.05 |
rindolf | also https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYX8sjIzjGw |
reddit-bot | Christina Grimmie - "Feelin' Good" - length 4m 11s - 63,389 likes, 544 dislikes (99.1%) - 3,680,658 views - zeldaxlove64 Christina Grimmie on 2014.04.11 |
Monet | Be honest, I dreamed I'll date https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lee_Young-ae one day when I was in high school. several years later I realized it's a dream indeed. |
reddit-bot | Title: Lee Young-ae - Wikipedia |
rindolf | Grimmie was killed though. :(. i suspect it was because she didn't do things her way |
rindolf | Monet: she is married. i have a taboo against separating couples |
rindolf | Monet: <rindolf> FenderQ: trying to dl [NSFWish] https://imgur.com/t/fbb lest it gets deleted led me deep into a rabbit hole: https://github.com/ytdl-org/youtube-dl/issues/28899 |
reddit-bot | youtube-ul > youtube-dl |
rindolf | another kink of mine |
rindolf | not a deal breaker though |
rindolf | and i wish i had more energy for sports |
rindolf | damn psychiatric poisons |
tallguy | i'm done, gotta zzzzzzz' |
rindolf | Monet: see w a grain of salt: https://www.shlomifish.org/philosophy/philosophy/putting-cards-on-the-table-2019-2020/#pick-up-art |
rindolf | tallguy: night |
rindolf | Monet: there are many siths in the sea ( https://duckduckgo.com/?q=jedi+streets+sith+sheets&t=newext&atb=v193-1&ia=web ;) |
rindolf | i am hypersexual but in poor physical health which puts me between a rock and a hard place |
Rikem | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8w55vM3jwuA |
reddit-bot | Bruiser - Rizlas - length 20s - 14,295 likes, 229 dislikes (98.4%) - 812,917 views - Takaouto on 2011.03.07 |
rindolf | Monet: here? any luck hitting on Madame Marceu? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mademoiselle_(title) |
reddit-bot | Title: Mademoiselle (title) - Wikipedia |
Monet | emm |
Monet | I didn't get the point again. |
rindolf | there was a kertufle recently about sharon stone suspected as being fake: https://variety.com/2019/film/news/sharon-stone-bumble-1203453539/?fbclid=IwAR3QPxopxFS-pWqvjbbVoK-xAnlm4QRaDC12Qm50rVM3ulEwSSlgdoLdB68 |
reddit-bot | Title: Sharon Stone Blocked From Bumble - Variety |
rindolf | Monet: which point? i was just teasing you |
rindolf | just sex talk for absence of a love life |
Monet | hah ok, rindolf, you have too much meme, so I always try to find the point you said |
rindolf | Stone had a reputation as a badly-acting actress, but "worse is better". |
rindolf | she did reportedly act convincingly in https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0112641/ |
reddit-bot | Title: Casino (1995) - IMDb |
reddit-bot | Casino (1995) (): A tale of greed, deception, money, power, and murder occur between two best friends: a mafia enforcer and a casino executive compete against each other over a gambling empire, and over a fast-living and fast-loving socialite. 2h 58min. 8.2/10 with 474124 votes. |
Monet | why worse is better? because she is the type of actress which acting skill is not important? |
rindolf | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clueless - 1995 too |
reddit-bot | Title: Clueless - Wikipedia |
rindolf | Monet: well, it is inspired by https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Worse_is_better which is about sw design. but - it is hacking / guideline bending / taking the easy way out. David using a sling to kill goliath was a dirty trick, but it was effective. |
reddit-bot | Title: Worse is better - Wikipedia |
rindolf | Monet: thing is often being 'stubborn' and 'fanatical' is detrimental. have you played https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tabletop_role-playing_game ? they take resourcefulness/"hacking" to high levels |
reddit-bot | Title: Tabletop role-playing game - Wikipedia |
rindolf | Monet: i do remember that when my character https://www.shlomifish.org/me/rindolf/#rindolf_the_dwarf died, it was a shock. i was less shocked when my three living grandparents passed away later (at different stages) because they had years of deteriorating old age health |
rindolf | Rashad: hi |
Rashad | rindolf Hello o/ |
Rashad | rindolf sup? |
rindolf | Monet: i can relate to https://twitter.com/shlomif/status/1362304366850498561 |
reddit-bot | [!!] @shlomif (Shlomi Fish): @dd805bb @AllCharisma I tend to agree, and based on https://t.co/1meOGIizfA it isn't unusual. @AllCharisma stay strong! but i think u cud've convinced Joss to make Cordi take a biz trip insted. See https://t.co/mW0nmMcFkp . Joss cudve realisd it too, but then this discuss 'd been moot. (2 months and 9 days ago) |
rindolf | Rashad: went down a tech rabbit hole trying to download a imgur tag's photos |
rindolf | Rashad: and rested tonight by having high / sexy thoughts, and woke up with some decisions for actions |
Rashad20 | rindolf Ah |
rindolf | Rashad: we also talked about MOTAS here |
rindolf | Rashad20: is premarital sex legal in .jo? |
Rashad20 | rindolf I think it is legal, but extremely unacceptable socially |
rindolf | Rashad20: ah |
rindolf | Rashad20: in .il it is acceptable |
Rashad20 | rindolf Even among the super religious? |
rindolf | Rashad20: probably not |
rindolf | Rashad20: i also think M-F couples with children are usually married |
Rashad20 | rindolf In Islam if you have never been married and fornicate your punishment is 70 whips |
Rashad20 | rindolf However, if you are married or have been married, then you get stoned to death (not very pleasant) |
Rashad20 | Male or female it doesn't make a difference |
FenderQ | gender equality |
rindolf | Rashad20: ah |
Rashad20 | :D |
Rashad20 | However, to prove fornication, 4 witnesses must see penetration with their own eyes |
Rashad20 | i.e., seeing two people naked and kissing, etc, does not mean you saw anything |
rindolf | Rashad20: Judaism has many double standards |
Rashad20 | So it is very hard to have such 4 different (and credible) witnesses |
Rashad | At the time of Muhammad, a woman came confessing the act (and she would have got the stoning), and Muhammad "looked away", then she came again, and he looked away, until she did it the third time, that he asked for the punishment to happen. |
rindolf | Rashad20: like a man may not listen to female song, but a woman can listen to a man singing |
Rashad | There is also the story of when the 2nd successor to Muhammad (Omar Ibn Al-Khattab) went to the judge he appointed (which was Muhammad's nephew Ali Ibn Abi Taleb) and told him: "What if The Leader of The Believers [himself] came to you without 3 other witnesses and told you that such and such fornicated?" |
reddit-bot | Omar's coming yo! |
Rashad | And Ali said "I would whip him" |
Rashad | Because it would be a false accusation |
rindolf | Rashad: ah, judging by https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rebound_(dating) premarital sex was common before Russell put it on the table |
reddit-bot | Title: Rebound (dating) - Wikipedia |
Rashad | rindolf Heh |
Rashad | wait, who's Russell? |
Rashad | OK I was wrong, it is 100 whips not 70 |
rindolf | Rashad: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bertrand_Russell |
reddit-bot | Title: Bertrand Russell - Wikipedia |
Rashad | If you make a false accusation you get 80 whips and then no other accusation you make will ever count |
Rashad | (except if you repent, etc) |
Rashad | Of course we took all of this in school which is why I know all about it |
Rashad | There is an exception to the 4 witnesses rule, which is if the accusation is being made by the spouse. |
Rashad | In this case the solution is for that spouse to swear 4 times that he is telling the truth. |
Rashad | And then a 5th time that he shall be damned if he was not telling the truth |
Rashad | And at this point it would be a confirmed case in the eyes of the law |
Rashad | ...except until the other spouse will do similar |
Rashad | they have to swear 4 times that their spouse is lying |
Rashad | And the 5th that "god's wrath" be on him/her if *they* in turn they were lying |
Rashad | Here the defence wins and the accusation has to concede (innocent until proven guilty) |
rindolf | Rashad: there was https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_P._Fay too |
reddit-bot | Title: Michael P. Fay - Wikipedia |
Rashad | Note that the 5th one is different for either side: the accusation wishes god's damnation upon themselves, but the defence wish god's wrath or anger... damnation is worse |
Rashad | So an accusation is taken more seriously than rejecting it. |
Rashad | False witness in Islam is one of the 7 deadly sins |
Rashad | Arabs had no social structures like jails etc, and were mostly nomads, so being a witness was a serious thing. |
Rashad | For example you could start entire wars if you go to a tribe and say "I saw x kill your leader" |
Rashad | ...or not to say |
rindolf | Rashad: i've collected some 'fight against the world [and win]' memes here: https://www.shlomifish.org/philosophy/culture/case-for-commercial-fan-fiction/indiv-nodes/fighting_against_the_world.xhtml |
reddit-bot | http://i.imgur.com/b4zzwGC.gif |
reddit-bot | Title: Commercial Real Person Fan Fiction (RPFs), crossovers and parodies as 2021 geek/hacker imperatives for revitalising the film industry - Shlomi Fish’s Homesite - Fighting Against The World |
Rashad | So indeed a martyr in Islam is called "a witness" |
Rashad | Wait it is the same in English? https://cmsw.mit.edu/reconstructions/definitions/martyr.html |
reddit-bot | Title: re:constructions - Martyr |
rindolf | Rashad: ah, "shahid"? |
Rashad | yeah |
Rashad | So it seems Christians invented the concept |
rindolf | Rashad: which concept? |
Rashad | Anyway, bottom line is: never lie in a court of law >:( |
Rashad | rindolf That a Martyr is a witness |
rindolf | Rashad: : <rindolf> FenderQ: trying to dl [NSFWish] https://imgur.com/t/fbb lest it gets deleted led me deep into a rabbit hole: https://github.com/ytdl-org/youtube-dl/issues/28899 |
rindolf | Rashad: i hate the modern internet "child safety" craze |
rindolf | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Levite%27s_concubine alone blows any Arnie film out of the water |
reddit-bot | Title: Levite's concubine - Wikipedia |
rindolf | and https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Song_of_Songs was too erotic for me to read |
reddit-bot | Title: Song of Songs - Wikipedia |
rindolf | i think trusting kids and educating them to trust strangers will be more effective: https://www.shlomifish.org/humour/Summerschool-at-the-NSA/indiv-nodes/we_are_scheming.xhtml - i want to kill 'Little Red Riding Hood' with fire |
rindolf | the story - not the girl |
Rashad | woah rindolf |
rindolf | Rashad: about what? |
Rashad | be careful you are too close to the line |
Rashad | children on the internet need to be protected by every and any means possible |
rindolf | Rashad: which line/ |
Rashad | Haven't you learned anything from Dr. Phil? Never bring the children into the adults' fight |
rindolf | Rashad: why? |
Rashad | rindolf Why are you against the "modern internet "child safety" carze"? |
rindolf | Rashad: she was 10 - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samantha_Smith - nowadays she couldn't have used twitter |
reddit-bot | Title: Samantha Smith - Wikipedia |
rindolf | mozart was 5? |
Rashad | rindolf Well how about a kid say 10 years old being allowed in a pub or night club? |
rindolf | Rashad: i played some board games with kids in https://www.facebook.com/beitmarzeah/ |
rindolf | Rashad: and https://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/true-stories/socialising-with-a-young-hermione-cosplayer/ - i also "fought" against a ~5yo english boy with balloon hammers |
rindolf | Rashad: will impressionable kids be convinced to lay waste to entire cities after watching https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcIy9NiNbmo ? |
reddit-bot | Taylor Swift - Bad Blood ft. Kendrick Lamar - length 4m 5s - 7,985,455 likes, 562,540 dislikes (93.4%) - 1,430,250,957 views - TaylorSwiftVEVO on 2015.05.18 |
rindolf | taytay ain't got nothing on the tanakh though |
rindolf | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Levite%27s_concubine |
rindolf | Rashad: if people made a faithful film out of that i'd bet it'd be too vulgar to watch |
Rashad | OK time to play the simcities |
rindolf | Rashad: what 21st c. incest amounts to: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFf5qGFIDg4 |
reddit-bot | Fresh Prince - Hallelujah! - length 1m 7s - 155 likes, 0 dislikes (100.0%) - 8,689 views - Olivier Baghdadi on 2019.06.08 |
rindolf | now compare to https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lot%27s_daughters |
reddit-bot | Title: Lot's daughters - Wikipedia |
rindolf | Rashad: enjoy |
rindolf | .yt may the schwartz be with you |
reddit-bot | May the Schwartz be with us.... - length 1m 6s - 427 likes, 9 dislikes (97.9%) - 79,105 views - Brian Bash on 2015.01.14 - http://youtu.be/aVz1kBnIDd0 |
operational | hoyooo |
rindolf | operational: hi |
rindolf | sup operational-chan? |
rindolf | or chan - operational |
rindolf | haven't seen this japaneseism in a while |
Phospher | o/ pepee |
pepee | hi Phospher, hi #reddit |
rindolf | pepee: hey, sup? |
rindolf | pepee: have you missed #reddit 's sex talk for want of love lives? |
rindolf | https://www.shlomifish.org/humour/fortunes/show.cgi?id=sharp-perl-for-lack-of-a-slash |
reddit-bot | Title: For lack of a slash - Fortune |
rindolf | Break the chain! unchain your 11s! flask.py unchained! |
rindolf | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsdZKCh6RsU |
reddit-bot | We Dont Need No Stinkin Badges! - length 46s - 1,112 likes, 33 dislikes (97.1%) - 506,643 views - aero84 on 2008.01.16 |
Rikem | need a job without a phone |
Rikem | i hear they exist |
Rikem | well, a phone which isn't connected in anyway to a support number |
MindWalker | they do |
MindWalker | streetsweepers don't have a work phone ;) |
rindolf | apparently lott is a last name: https://duckduckgo.com/?q=lott+daughters&atb=v193-1&iax=images&ia=images |
reddit-bot | Title: lott daughters at DuckDuckGo |
rindolf | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lott |
reddit-bot | Title: Lott - Wikipedia |
rindolf | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dawn_Lott - an afro-american mathematician |
reddit-bot | Title: Dawn Lott - Wikipedia |
funnynickname | . |
funnynickname | 11:11 |
funnynickname | 11:11 |
funnynickname | %m stats11 |
mitzy-bot | Total: 1853/1873 (98.93%), Today: success |
mitzy-bot | Chain: 10, longest: 1522, since: 2021-04-15. |
funnynickname | yeet |
rindolf | funnynickname: terminate the chain |
rindolf | Break the chain! unchain your 11s! flask.py unchained! |
funnynickname | lol |
funnynickname | rip |
funnynickname | how you been rindolf? |
Rikem | 11:11 |
Rikem | PHEW |
Rikem | gg funnynickname |
Rikem | .burger funnynickname |
* reddit-bot | prepares funnynickname a hamburger on Texas Toast, with blue cheese, mayonnaise, crispy bacon strips, and a side of authentic 'strayan prawns fresh off the barbie! |
funnynickname | close one Rikem |
Rikem | RTC! |
rindolf | funnynickname: you ruined my master plan. but i'll git checkout a different branch |
funnynickname | lel |
funnynickname | it takes the pressure off for sure |
funnynickname | 5 years is a long run |
rindolf | funnynickname: we had a e |
rindolf | funnynickname: we had a sex talk here for want of actual love lives |
rindolf | funnynickname: i've been having fantasies of what became of the first girl who kissed me: https://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/true-stories/my-first-kiss/ |
funnynickname | lel. |
funnynickname | I got divorced 11 years ago and I've only kissed one girl in those 11 years.. and that's about it for my love life. |
funnynickname | I've only ever had sex with 3 girls total in my life. It's nice to have someone, I miss it, but it's not the end of the world. |
rindolf | funnynickname: i've been both hypersexual and in poor physical health which put me between a rock and a hard place |
funnynickname | "My type of girl is Not overly big." lol |
funnynickname | join the club |
funnynickname | my pron collection is a little out of hand. |
rindolf | funnynickname: ah… https://www.shlomifish.org/humour/So-Who-The-Hell-Is-Qoheleth/indiv-nodes/what-to-do-about-being-the-Damascus-alpha-male.xhtml |
rindolf | funnynickname: on the bright side: https://github.com/ytdl-org/youtube-dl/issues/28899 |
reddit-bot | Title: One cannot download imgur tag pages such as https://imgur.com/t/gnu and https://imgur.com/t/facebook . · Issue #28899 · ytdl-org/youtube-dl · GitHub |
MindWalker | you know, i don't really mind what the girls shape is... |
MindWalker | does she do housework? |
rindolf | funnynickname: the kiss did feel a bit awkward though |
funnynickname | an awkward kiss is better than no kiss |
rindolf | funnynickname: 4k pr0n videos? |
funnynickname | those are hard to find, but welcome when I do. |
rindolf | funnynickname: to be frank, i'm frail too, minus a tummy |
funnynickname | my ex wife was 300lbs when I met her. I didn't mind. She had stomach bypass surgery eventually and got down to a reasonable size. |
funnynickname | start going for walks/hiking |
funnynickname | do they have any hills in your area? |
rindolf | funnynickname: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjM-JOXtRg0 - acceptably "big' |
reddit-bot | Meghan Trainor - "Shake It Off" (Taylor Swift Cover) [LIVE @ SiriusXM] | Hits 1 - length 3m 30s - 32,855 likes, 1,083 dislikes (96.8%) - 2,520,641 views - SiriusXM on 2014.10.06 |
funnynickname | rindolf want a girl like wesley snipes |
funnynickname | she's cute |
funnynickname | she might break you in half |
rindolf | funnynickname: i'm not overweight. the girls here are good too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCeMZccDMA0 |
reddit-bot | Call me maybe - Cookie Monster :) - length 3m 11s - 638 likes, 46 dislikes (93.3%) - 112,832 views - Broileri on 2012.10.31 |
rindolf | funnynickname: heh, i mean an alpha female like https://mlp.fandom.com/wiki/Rainbow_Dash or SMG |
reddit-bot | Title: Rainbow Dash | My Little Pony Friendship is Magic Wiki | Fandom |
funnynickname | i'm just teasing you |
rindolf | https://www.shlomifish.org/humour/image-macros/indiv-nodes/sic_transit_gloria_jenn_law.xhtml |
rindolf | funnynickname: i want to become more tactful-and-sensitive though |
funnynickname | that's a high bar. Are you good with eye contact and reading people? |
rindolf | funnynickname: i mean online |
rindolf | https://www.shlomifish.org/Files/files/images/IMG_20210125_115054.webp - my recent photo - not a fatty |
funnynickname | that's even harder |
funnynickname | text is a terrible medium for communicating sentiment |
funnynickname | you're looking good, rindolf! |
funnynickname | i need to lose 60 lbs |
rindolf | funnynickname: ah, thanks |
rindolf | funnynickname: and why do you? |
funnynickname | you're similar age as me.. pretty sure i remember that. I've got the grey side burns as well. |
funnynickname | i've been laid up with a neck injury from doing yoga.. for the last 10 years. |
reddit-bot | https://i.imgur.com/2MWOmRH.jpg |
rindolf | funnynickname: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUQsqBqxoR4 |
reddit-bot | Sara Bareilles - Brave (Official Video) - length 3m 58s - 887,825 likes, 22,697 dislikes (97.5%) - 118,129,045 views - SaraBareillesVEVO on 2013.05.14 |
rindolf | funnynickname: ah :( |
funnynickname | youtube telling me to ask my parents to view content.. lol |
zoite | rindolf, that shirt isn't very appropriate to wear in public |
zoite | when if children see it |
rindolf | zoite: heh! child safety: https://www.shlomifish.org/humour/Terminator/Liberation/ongoing-text.html |
zoite | there is no way in hell i'm reading all that |
rindolf | zoite: what if children read the tanakh: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Levite%27s_concubine |
rindolf | or watch tmnt and start living in a sewer: https://www.shlomifish.org/Files/files/video/What%20Kid%20Shows%20Taught%20Me-ROZjaxT_0Hw.webm |
zoite | u seem to be very anti-child safety |
zoite | is this the hill you want to go out on? |
rindolf | or watch taytay and become she-Zohans: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcIy9NiNbmo |
reddit-bot | Taylor Swift - Bad Blood ft. Kendrick Lamar - length 4m 5s - 7,986,004 likes, 562,548 dislikes (93.4%) - 1,430,266,684 views - TaylorSwiftVEVO on 2015.05.18 |
funnynickname | lol |
rindolf | in one of my inactive screenplays, there's an NPC wizard who writes a dictionary as a hobby and thinks "incredibly selfish and totally inconsiderate of everybody else;s welfare and opinions" is a good definition for "evil" |
funnynickname | leeloo multipass |
rindolf | zoite: violence in the muppets youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Qj8PhxSnhg |
reddit-bot | Cårven Der Pümpkîn | Recipes with The Swedish Chef | The Muppets - length 1m 54s - 49,470 likes, 2,737 dislikes (94.8%) - 17,129,045 views - The Muppets on 2009.11.24 |
rindolf | note that i hope real elite combat fighters don't lay waste to whole cities, and i don't expect them to use katanas |
funnynickname | my ninja army is nearly complete |
rindolf | a 10 years old female master warrior (= "hacker") who slew two mighty superpowers without bloodshed: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samantha_Smith |
rindolf | well, tech did advance since Saladin's time |
funnynickname | oof work is killing me today |
rindolf | funnynickname: ah |
funnynickname | 20 emails so far |
rindolf | funnynickname: BTW, on the computer my "pr0n" usually stops at scantily clad (bikini, lingerie, etc,) females |
rindolf | someone objected to my KDE workspaces sporting even only that though |
rindolf | for all i care one can have hardcore porn on their desktop if it makes them happy |
Rikem | animated? |
funnynickname | lol |
rindolf | Rikem: heh, as you wish [sfw]: https://www.shlomifish.org/Files/files/video/linux-jwm-video-as-wallpaper.mkv |
funnynickname | what window manager and Linux are you using? |
rindolf | funnynickname: are these ninjas vampire pirate zombie wizard rockstars? https://www.shlomifish.org/humour/fortunes/show.cgi?id=sharp-perl-ninjas-pirates-and-zombies |
reddit-bot | Title: Perl Ninjas, Pirates and Zombies - Fortune |
Rikem | I'm back on xfce, KDE was getting on my nerves |
rindolf | funnynickname: right now it's xfce on fedora 33 |
Rikem | \o/ |
reddit-bot | HUAH! |
funnynickname | xfce my man! |
rindolf | funnynickname: that meta-vid was jwm on mageia i think though |
rindolf | funnynickname: so you have 99 problems: http://shlomifishswiki.branchable.com/99_Problems/ |
reddit-bot | Title: 99 Problems |
funnynickname | i've never tried jwm. I've been using virtual machines with hypervisor lately |
funnynickname | xubuntu was what i was using back in the day |
rindolf | https://www.shlomifish.org/humour/Queen-Padme-Tales/Queen-Padme-Tales--Planting-Trees-indiv-nodes/sarge-demotivating-speech.xhtml - more about 99 probs |
zoite | do you get ad revenue for every time you spam your blog |
Rikem | I use xubuntu, funnynickname |
zoite | i demand a cut of the profits, rindolf |
rindolf | i wanted it to be a ripoff of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=af_J2e4r328 but it came out different |
reddit-bot | Not Another Teen Movie (8/8) Movie CLIP - The Wise Janitor (2001) HD - length 2m 30s - 4,058 likes, 87 dislikes (97.9%) - 862,006 views - Movieclips on 2012.10.06 |
Rikem | lol |
rindolf | zoite: no ads |
funnynickname | Rikem so clean, so light weight |
rindolf | funnynickname: i use debian as a file server now |
funnynickname | when i couldn't afford a real computer, i had an old gaming laptop with a bad hard drive that i limped along with using ZFS or JFS and xubuntu. The JFS would save me when the hard drive would have errors.. just do a roll back on the journal. |
reddit-bot | http://imgur.com/a/5MIK9 |
funnynickname | i've never needed a file server. i just have portable hard drives for backups, etc |
Roza | Hi |
Delver | Waking in a winter wonderland |
rindolf | Delver: hi |
rindolf | Roza: hi, sup? |
Delver | Hi rindolf. |
Delver | Have you ever experienced snow? |
zoite | hi Roza |
zoite | how's the covid situation there |
Roza | Bad |
zoite | did you get the vaccine |
rindolf | Delver: yes, in https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mount_Hermon and in .us as a child |
reddit-bot | Title: Mount Hermon - Wikipedia |
rindolf | Roza: sup? |
Roza | Not yet, zoite |
Roza | 18+ starts on 1st May |
Delver | Did you make snow angels and have snowball fights? |
Delver | How about you Roza ? |
Roza | We don't get snowfall. |
Delver | So no? Never played in the snow? |
Delver | Imma send you a snowball in the mail |
rindolf | Roza: i've been having fantasies of what became of the first girl who kissed me: https://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/true-stories/my-first-kiss/ . I've also been occupied with Emma Watson a lot lately |
Delver | We all like to do that and wonder where they are and hope they are safe and happy and still pretty |
rindolf | Delver: my first kisser was not pretty/hot |
rindolf | i tried to make the best of the situation though and so it felt good |
rindolf | i hope she's doing fine though. i wish the best for every person on earth |
Rikem | even cold callers? |
Rikem | pushy rude ones |
zoite | Roza, will you get vaccinated |
Delver | Or worse, those scam callers |
Delver | They can all get covid19 shots and get diarrhea! |